aag » Snippets (nsfw) http://aagblog.com ~ videamus quid sit exilium. nempe loci commutatio.~ Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:47:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I totally understand this: http://aagblog.com/2010/10/17/i-totally-understand-this/ http://aagblog.com/2010/10/17/i-totally-understand-this/#comments Sun, 17 Oct 2010 15:56:07 +0000 aag http://aagblog.com/?p=10100 [...]]]>

She is one of the only things I have from before I was married a zillion years ago. I feel like she’s some relic from the past, in which I envision some more undiluted or Platonic version of myself. Before I was all dented and dinged and made peace with the dents and dings, and now wait for more dents and dings, before I got slapped with labels like mother, “divorcee” (hee hee, cannot type that without laughing), “could have been,” before I was fired from jobs, ruined friendships, before I realized that family is not synonymous with “forever.”

*snip*

I think her death’s going to be the end of some big chapter in my life, layered and crossfiled with all the other chapters.

–from You Now Understand Sarcasm. Go You! Level Up! (You must read the whole thing. Go now.)

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No:

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]]> http://aagblog.com/2010/10/16/no-3/feed/ 21 Inspiration http://aagblog.com/2010/10/04/the-dog-artist-collection/ http://aagblog.com/2010/10/04/the-dog-artist-collection/#comments Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:23:32 +0000 aag http://aagblog.com/?p=9933

Do you think the photography style used to capture the personality of this charming pup was the inspiration for this shot:1

I kind of want to snorgle it, or at least sit down there in that red chair and watch it being snorgled.

  1. below the cut means NSFW!

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]]> http://aagblog.com/2010/10/04/the-dog-artist-collection/feed/ 4 “It is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.” http://aagblog.com/2010/08/09/judge-walker-orientation-prop-8/ http://aagblog.com/2010/08/09/judge-walker-orientation-prop-8/#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 15:32:02 +0000 aag http://aagblog.com/?p=9512 [...]]]> From the comments of a post explaining why Judge Walker’s sexual orientation is irrelevant to his ability to try a case fairly:

So what of this horse, then, that actually held opinions, and was sceptical (sic) about things? Unusual behaviour for a horse, wasn’t it? An unusual horse perhaps?

No. Although it was certainly a handsome and well-built example of its species, it was none the less a perfectly ordinary horse, such as convergent evolution has produced in many of the places that life is to be found. They have always understood a great deal more than they let on. It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

Douglas Adams, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

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via Matt the Tube

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via The Perverted Negress

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]]> http://aagblog.com/2010/07/31/clean-cock/feed/ 2 Don’t pounce on a new partner with obvious delight http://aagblog.com/2010/05/15/dont-pounce-on-a-new-partner-with-obvious-delight/ http://aagblog.com/2010/05/15/dont-pounce-on-a-new-partner-with-obvious-delight/#comments Sat, 15 May 2010 03:04:28 +0000 aag http://aagblog.com/?p=8800 via Gloria’s Oversexed Mind

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]]> http://aagblog.com/2010/05/15/dont-pounce-on-a-new-partner-with-obvious-delight/feed/ 3 Was this the very best picture he had? http://aagblog.com/2010/05/15/was-this-the-very-best-picture-he-had/ http://aagblog.com/2010/05/15/was-this-the-very-best-picture-he-had/#comments Sat, 15 May 2010 03:00:33 +0000 aag http://aagblog.com/?p=8795 Today’s suitor enjoys walks on the beach and a Sunday brewski. He’d like prospective respondents to be “layed back.”

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…and delicious, delicious guacamole, all in one.

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