The kind folks at Bondara recently gifted me with a £60 gift card to their store; as I have a multitude of sex toys and (alas) only two (or at the most, three) orifices in which to thrust them, I am turning it (the card, not any of my orifices) to YOU.
Leave a comment below with the item (or items!) you’d choose with around $95 US dollars and I’ll enter you into a random drawing to be held on Monday, February 15th at 12:01 am. This particular contest is open to anyone 18 and up who lives anywhere in the world.
Today we have swag donated by Original Sin Hard Cider, a sponsor of the NYC Sex-Blogger Calendar launch party. They’ve very generously agreed to give $25 gift cards to TWO readers who check out their site and leave a comment below.
To enter, leave a comment below letting me know which of their advertising posters you like best. They’re awesome; I’m plotting where to hang this one, which is coming to my house soon. I’ll let Random.Org choose our two winners on Monday, October 19th at 12:01 a.m.
In order to win you’ll need to be 21 or older (it’s liquor, folks!) and live in the US. Also, please make sure to leave a working email address.
Thus in some cases terribly pricey objects are not particularly functional, such as $14,000 boots (would you use them in the rain?), a bra made from diamonds (would you use it ever?) or a solid gold toilet (they wouldn’t let you use it).
Expensive-yet-useless products can be found in every sector of commerce but at no time is it more annoying to acquire one than when you intend to put it in your holiest of holies. Has anyone (er, at least anyone reading this blog) escaped the trauma of buying an expensive product said to be indescribably pleasurable only to find that it is at best mediocre?
This is my final post there, so on Monday August 17th at 12:01 am I’ll randomly choose the winner of the $100 gift card. Happy commenting!
Right now 82 stories are up on the site. I’m so impressed by the breadth of experiences shared so far. It’s been such a honor to read, edit and publish the submissions, even when they make me cry. Perhaps especially when they make me cry.
To celebrate this auspicious occasion, Babeland has generously agreed to supply one contributor with a lovely piece of erotic glass. Think that’s a too-fancy way of saying “a pretty glass dildo“? You haven’t seen this pretty glass dildo, which really should be displayed in some sort of display case and which comes with its own little blankie.
I’ll randomly choose one entrant from amongst the next group submitted to the site. When we get to 100 total stories (or Monday, July 20th at 12:01 am, whichever of these comes last) the contest will close. I’m guessing that we’ll get the necessary entries by that date; if the contest continues on longer I’ll post a message here.
If you’re the winner, you’ll need to supply a shipping address (US only) so that Babeland can get the swag to you. Keep in mind that I’m accepting newly-written tales and entries that were previously published.
I’ve spent the last couple of days trying to catch up on my sex toy reviewing. Ah, the lonely, difficult life of the sex toy tester. I’m going to have a repetitive stress injury in my wrist, you just wait and see.
I’ve got some swag to give away, but this time y’all are going to have to work for it. I’ll randomly choose one person who shares a tale with Beyond the Birds and the Bees between now and Sunday, July 5th at 12:01 am Eastern time to win a whole box full of fabulous swag.
All you have to do to enter is include your story on the standard submissions form, making sure to include a working email address. I’ll use my favorite random number generator to choose our winner then email him or her at some point on Sunday morning. This particular contest is limited to US residents only.
And what will our lucky winner get? I’m so glad you asked!
Two weeks ago I came down with a cold. One week later I realized that swallowing was significantly more painful with each successive day. I gazed into the abyss of my throat by early-morning light; gazing back at me was a wicked red blob with a yellow depression in its center. “It hurts to talk,” I told the doctor an hour later.
“Then don’t talk,” he said, not looking up from the prescription pad.
So I’m attempting not to talk. I’m extending the vocal ban to writing as well, not because I sound out the words as I type (I don’t! Really!) but because I prefer to mourn my lack of energy and good health in complete silence. Except for when I’m whining. I’ll save my voice for that.
Instead I’ll offer you some swag. Joseph Reid will send one lucky winner an 8″x10″ or 11″x14″ print of one of his nudes — your choice. By clicking on the link or by leaving a comment, you verify that you are 18 (or 21, depending on your location) and can legally view images of naked people. NAKED PEOPLE ZOMG!!!!!
Check out all of his photos while you’re there. The portraits are particularly striking.
Please only enter if you’re a US resident who can provide a street address for FedEx shipping. If you’re not willing to hand over your shipping address so we can get the print to you, please don’t enter. We can’t teleport the swag to you. Really.
Leave a comment with a working email address between now and when the contest ends on Monday, March 23rd at 12:01 am. I’ll randomly choose and then notify the winner via email shortly thereafter.
I’ve got a little surprise Friday swag to give away today. Our pals at Monet Lingerie are providing a $25 gift certificate for one lucky reader.
Just leave a comment below to enter the contest. Enter a working email address so that I can contact the winner shortly after the contest ends at 12:01 am Monday, March 9th. This is one of the very few contests I’ve held where I *won’t* need a mailing address, so if that’s been a concern in the past you can post without worry this time. I’ll be choosing the winner randomly, using the swift and mysterious algorithms at Random.org.
You asked for it and now I’m finally in a position to give it to you.
Jollies is now all stocked up on the delightful Mr. Man dildo, which enables a female-bodied person to receive a blow job. I tried it and loved it when Luze from Jollies first sent me one.
Now it’s even better because it’s been redesigned to fit in a standard O-ring harness. I didn’t get to try this, but Essin’-Em did. Read her take on Mr. Man here, and what we had to say about it on Jane’s Guidehere.
Would you like to win a Mr. Man all of your own? Of course you would! Leave a comment below telling us what you’d do with Mr. Man in 100 words or fewer. Please enter a working email address, which will be visible only to me. I’ll choose the entry I like best after the contest ends on Monday, December 8th at 12:01 am. If you win, you’ll need to supply a shipping name and address to Jollies in order to have the product sent to you.
Would it be an overstatement to say that I was deeply moved when I opened the fat package of NYC SexBloggers Calendars which arrived today in my mail?
I’m not sure that I care if it’s an overstatement: I was deeply moved.
Although I live far from New York City and have met just one of the pin-ups in person, I have some idea of how hard everyone involved worked to get this project done — and done well. They faced challenges such as a very tight schedule, coordinating logistics with incredibly busy people, rounding up sponsors, and creating a design that absolutely rocks.
Some said that it couldn’t be done (and done well), but they didn’t know the determination and talent this group has. I knew from the start that the calendar would turn out wonderfully; still, I was blown away by how slick and professional it felt in my hot little hands.
I’ll soon be sending out calendars to the folks who won them from me. You should have received an email message from me yesterday if you were one of those lucky folks.
Someone Twittered about this company last week and I immediately thought, “I MUST HAVE ONE.” Because nothing says “I’m a proud mama!” like a tote bag made of condoms.
I emailed the company, and now you too can be the proud owner of a bag made of condoms. Just leave a comment below with a working email address; I’ll choose one winner after the contest ends on Monday, December 1st at 12:01 am.
Safe Sax will send the winner one pink cosmetic bag in which he or she can store makeup, gadgetry, snacks or even…condoms! Awesome.
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