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December 2011

19: Really, Truly

November 2011

25: Scarleteen’s End-of-the-Year Fundraiser
23: Having Not
14: Some Advice
11: Impetus
03: For One Day

October 2011

31: Ankle
28: Updates
24: The Threat of a Fang-Bearing Cunt
21: Fisting Day
19: October 21st is Fisting Day
14: Assertive
12: Molecule Thin
10: Lelo Lyla, or Why Sex Toys Should Be Named Very, Very Carefully If At All
07: Confusing
05: As Quickly As That
04: The Power of Prayer

September 2011

August 2011

31: Orchestration
30: Playing Tricks
29: Short Answer
25: Taking Care
24: Somehow…
23: Author Interview: How to Have Sex With Two Women a Day & a Contest
22: Passed Test
19: It’s the Most Wonderful Time Of the Year
18: Math
17: How To Have Sex With Two Women a Day
16: My Name Is…
15: A Summary of the Past Month as Told By Words Added to My New Phone’s Dictionary
12: Lookit!
11: Turning Away
10: No Further Action
09: Birth of a Family Meme
08: Programming Note
05: Forth
04: Golden
03: Infected
02: Quick Facts
01: Small Town

July 2011

29: Random Facts About The Owner of Scandal Shack dot Com
29: Random Annoying Thievery
28: Inertia
27: Feet First
26: Ataraxia
25: On Paper
22: Sometimes
21: A Changed Boy
20: OMGCRAZYBUSY
19: Because
18: What I Did On My Summer Vacation
15: Finally, Finally Done
13: Here’s What I’m Working On…
11: Two Tweaks
08: Point of View
07: Slide
06: Experiment
05: Really?
01: What time is it?
01: The Blogger Anonymity Project: Post #7

June 2011

30: It is 2011
29: Days
28: Great Muppety Odin I Miss That Sex
27: Note to Self
25: Pride
24: SWAAY: Sex Workers, Allies and You
23: The Life-Cycle of a Potential Date: A Play in Five Acts
22: How To Market Plastic Vaginas When They’re Not All Vaginas
21: Koi
20: Falling Knife*
13: Family Time
10: Just Look at Them
09: Clean People
08: Burqa
07: Sickness
06: Agent Dale Cooper and Work
03: I Seem To Have…
02: Transition to Femininity: A Reader Question
01: The Repercussions of Sexual Abuse, According to The Hairpin

May 2011

31: Build-a-Girlfriend
28: The Start of Summer
27: For Whatever Other Reason
26: To Submit
25: You Get Three Guesses And the First Two Don’t Count…
24: It Was a Pleasure to Burn*
23: Proud to Be a Cunt Blogger
20: Scoot
19: Posted Under the Caption “Like It?”
18: Not Just the Asslock, But the ULTIMATE Asslock
17: Some Day…
16: Dress. Code.
13: I Will Stop the World
12: Lelo Flickering Touch Massage Oil
11: Eighty-One
10: Loosely Gathered Stalks
09: Some Site Stats
06: Hatched
05: Why I Need a Handler
04: At Least Temporarily
03: A Twenty-Fold Increase
02: Shame

April 2011

29: Odds. Ends.
28: What I’m Doing Instead of Writing
27: Your Earliest Memory
26: No Homos, No Blacks, No Fatties
25: End
22: Questions I’ve Fielded in the Past Hour
21: On Being Angel and MOMENTUM
20: OKCupid Charts Sex. Also, Oatmeal
19: The List of People To Call At Midnight With Random Good News
18: Laid Stone Dildo
15: On the Wearing of Hot Pink Nail Polish
14: The Perfect Four Days
13: HI MY NAME IS ED
12: Overheard
11: Distance
08: Withered
07: Does He Not, To Put It In a Nutshell, Fuck?
06: Crowne Plaza, Silver Spring MD Review
05: Just Getting Home…
01: MUST HAVE

March 2011

31: Come Unstuck
30: On the Advice…
29: Am I a Sex Addict?
28: An Agony
25: A Few Brief Things
24: The Weighing of Benefits
23: I Couldn’t Stop Laughing
22: Remember How
21: Never In My Life Have I Been So Glad To Be One
18: Point and Laugh, Readers. Point and Laugh.
17: An Army of Readers
16: Spring is in the Air
15: Something Missing
14: Having Spent..
11: I guess it’s no surprise…
10: No Good Answer
09: I Want to Live in This Man’s World
08: Croup
07: My Best and Only Advice on Writing, Delivered to a Dating Site Correspondent
04: As Promised
03: Bushel
02: Pjur Power Cream
01: Ready

February 2011

28: Success
25: An Uncanny Likeness
24: This Must Be Some Kind of a Record
23: Shut in a Tower of Brass
23: The Ever-Tightening Asshole Filter
22: World Domination in Nine Hundred Easy Steps
21: This Is Not The Kind of World I Want For My Children
19: This Confuses Me So Hard
18: Ho-To-Go
17: On Being Welcome
16: Lately
15: The Aftermath of a Night of Passion
14: Irrational
11: Lapped
10: If You Blog…
09: OKCupid Asks “Do You Like the Taste of Beer?”
08: Reevaluation
07: Disdain
04: To Be Clear
03: If You’re Reading This…
02: 42
01: Snowmageddon11

January 2011

31: Fucking Perfect
29: Wha? How? Why?
28: Anal Sex Should Be a Feminist Issue
28: The Mayor
27: Bored Now
26: Intimidated by Sex Toys
25: Txt Plz
24: Smile
21: And The Award Goes To…
20: Random Thoughts That Fit No Where Else
19: There’s Probably an Odder Sex Injury But I Cannot Imagine What It Might Be
18: Halfway Through the Sentence
17: Is There Really Such a Thing as a Bi Guy?
14: Anything
13: Listen Carefully
12: Muffy’s Insatiable Bordello of Sexual Glitter
11: How To Respond?
10: Seven Percent Vanilla?
07: In Which I Feel Despair For His Future Partners
06: Distracted
05: The Blogger Anonymity Project: Post #6
04: An Assfucking Compact
03: Kiss
02: Reprint: Before 10 am
01: Happy New Year

December 2010

November 2010

October 2010

September 2010

30: In Which Restaurants Haunt Me
29: The Blogger Anonymity Project: Post 1
28: My Kids Want Donuts; Also, Answers
27: TBK’s Fisting Photo Series
27: Some Handy Hints For Men Creating Dating Site Profiles
26: Stop Being Afraid by Al Haug
26: Today, for example…
25: Five Motherfucken Years!
25: I Think I Made It Through Your Entire Archive In A Day
25: I Think I Googled Anal Tips
25: I Don’t Know What This Is, But I Think I Like It:
25: I Heard My Little Butt Voice Begging
25: It’s About the Vision of a Whole Person
25: I Learned to Embrace My Love of Buttsex
25: Sex Is An Awesome Part of Life
24: At First I Thought It Was All About Sex
24: An Amazing Blow Job
24: Titillating Aspects of Sexuality Like Fisting and Orgies
24: Nickleback Lyrics and Red Double Dongs
23: AAG’s Home For Wayward Bloggers, or The Blogger Anonymity Project
22: Not Quite, but I Like the Concept of “Many Boyfriends”
21: The Prestige
20: Half a Decade
17: Overheard in the Coffee Shop
16: Out of Sorts
15: Today
14: To Brace
13: Don’t Mind If I Do
13: A Monster Wearing Human Skin
10: “Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies”
10: This is Why I’ll Need Carpal Tunnel Surgery Next Year. Or Next Week. Whatever.
09: On Aging
08: A Bad Caricature of a Jerk on the Internet
07: Advice for Attendees of a Kinky Play Party
06: A very happy Labor Day…
03: New Discovery
02: A New Kind of Bra
01: So true
01: Scale and Time

August 2010

31: On the Subject of Cleanliness
30: Chocolate Ice Cream
27: To blog is therefore to let go of your writing
27: 9649
27: Degradation of Social Skills
26: Who Wouldn’t
25: The First Day
24: Resent
23: The Greatest Insult
20: Mass Hole Mommy
19: Unexpected Question
18: Reality Alone is Reliable
18: Change
17: This is a Thing I Need to Remember
16: A Blanket of Unicorn Exhalations and Moonbeams
15: This Picture Makes Me So Happy
14: How does one prepare for a night of fisting?
13: Protective Amnesia
12: Knack
11: Want to follow my tweets without signing up for Twitter?
11: Marriage is About the Physical and Moral Integrity of Women
10: Showing Up at Orgies with a Tupperware Container
09: What do you make of this?
09: “It is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.”
09: Back to School, Back to Work, Back to Fun
06: The Problem with Traditional Gender Roles
06: It’s Rather Painful, Right?
05: From Another Dimension
04: On Sex-Positivity and Being Offended
03: “Negotiated Infidelity”
03: Easy
02: VIP Room
01: Step 3–Lube Profit

July 2010

31: Clean Cock
30: “God Did Not Create Anal Sex”
29: Look What Came in the Mail!
28: “It appears that more children could potentially benefit from having permanent homes with capable parents if lesbian and gay adults were allowed to adopt in the U.S. and elsewhere.”
28: After-Sex Financial Advice
27: Short a Hand
26: MOMENTUM
26: Extra Value Swim Lessons
23: Building Bridges on Scarleteen
22: On “Male” and “Female” Modes of Conversation
22: Someone Who Had Been Shot Every Day of His Life
21: Keep Away
21: Find Me
21: Thirty-five Days Before School Starts and the Mom Taxi is Running Out of Gas
20: It’s Really Pretty, If You Can Get Past the Part About Your Vaginal Wall Peeling Away
19: Blow. Hard.
17: Time’s Arrow
17: Victim Blaming in the Checkout Aisle
16: “Almost” Assault
15: Come Over Sometime. We’ll Have Salad.
14: Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies
14: Porn Is Important
14: Selective Amnesia
13: Summit
12: It Really Was That Awkward
09: Born Not Belonging
09: Like a Ride in an Amusement Park
08: Minutes
07: Why the Ten Commandments Suck from Franklin Veaux
07: Slightly…
06: The World Is Meaningless
05: An Awkward Seduction
03: You know what the Fourth of July makes me think of? Vibrators, that’s what.
02: Tiger
01: Nothing is Private But No One Cares
01: Everything’s better with more Christopher Walken
01: Be a Man

June 2010

30: The Shining Whiteness of the Bridal Gown
29: Glad I Could Help
28: CAFFEINE!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
28: The Need for a Power Strip
25: Oh Dear God
24: On the Plus Side, I Now Know Everything I’ll Ever Need To Know About Decorating a Birthday Cake Like a Treasure Map
23: What I’ve Been Doing…
22: Four Words
21: Real
18: A Chicken In Every Pot And…
17: Time Machine
16: Repopulate
15: Artichoke
11: The Comfort of Thinking “It Can’t Happen To Us”
10: “Is All Gay”
10: From Exile
09: Statistics
08: It must be exactly 12″ long:
08: GUESS WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL
08: Baffled
07: Rose
04: On the “In” Crowd and Sex Blogging
03: Exhausting Self-Control
03: Okay, Cupid
02: No Help
01: Only One Small Problem

May 2010

31: Happy Memorial Day
30: The big questions are answered:
29: Babeland’s Memorial Weekend Sale
28: Almost Certainly a Mistake
27: Really Liberator?
27: I’d like to go to India
27: A Question About Linking from a Reader
26: Things I’m Doing Today
25: “There’s a culture of deception at Eden”
25: A red herring, a misdirection, a distraction
25: Sitting in the Parking Lot Minding My Own Business
24: Wars Have Been Fought Over Less, or Why I’ll be teaching my child logic and critical thinking over the summer break
23: Sale at The Sensual Vegan
21: Ask Yourself
20: A response from maymay
20: Screencaps of EF Removed Forum Thread
20: EdenFantasys’ Black Hole of Links
19: Edenfantasys’s unethical technology is a self-referential black hole
19: Addition to the Bill
18: An Afternoon Spent Bowling with Little Children
17: Stupid Parents
15: Don’t pounce on a new partner with obvious delight
15: Was this the very best picture he had?
14: Problems with EdenFantasys, Take Nine-Thousand
13: Written about a tea-partier but applicable in so many other situations:
13: Let me get it let me get it let me get it let me get it
13: Oh man…
12: Courtest Prevents Accidents
12: Nature’s Own Orgasm Balls…
12: Loss of Objectivity
11: Disconnect
10: nobody but yourself
10: Exactly the Wrong Word
07: 8723
07: Hope
06: The Person Behind the Counter
05: Two Words In…
04: Hallelujah
04: Huh.
03: Giraffe

April 2010

30: A Very Personal Message from The Beautiful Kind
29: Brilliant Take-Down of the Biggest Jackhole Ever To Give Sex Advice
29: Can You Picture This?
28: Not Soon Enough
27: 8505
27: This Might Make Me Happier About Vacuuming
27: Unnatural Stuff
26: To Filter
24: 8478
23: Turning the Corner
23: Great News for Scarleteen
22: To Rage
21: The Only Thing Making Me Feel Better Today
20: The Morning Started Out So Well
19: Words That Are Transphobic
19: Beware of Holes in Fences
16: It’s Nearly 10pm…
15: Installation
14: Payment
13: Thermometer
12: FIFY
12: Stink
10: Feedback please?
09: Fiscal Responsibility
08: Handmaid
07: Only too true:
07: J
06: What would you do in this situation?
06: Do You Know My Friends?
05: A morning of awkwardness…
05: Disappointment
03: What Will You Do?
02: BBC
01: Convincing

March 2010

31: What Worries You?
31: People Say the Nicest Things
30: Submissive Parents?
29: Comments Like This Said Unabashedly At Panera Are Why I Adore My Friend
26: I want to live in this room:
26: Grimy
25: This is My House Today:
25: This is What I’ve Been Up To
24: Pet Your Bunny!
24: Blogroll
23: Dragon
22: The Case of the Missing Vibrator
20: There is nothing stopping you from doing the type of work you want to do:
19: They Tell Me
17: Spam
16: Well Hello There!
12: Pleasure Before Paint
11: Wheel of Fortune
10: The Middle
09: Flood Recovery
08: On Being a Liberator Affiliate
06: I want to live here:
05: Troublesome Penis
04: Heather Corinna’s Study on Casual Sex
04: You Know What Happens?
03: “The cultural dissonance is almost deafening”
03: Transition
02: What Is
01: On Teenagers and Vampire Novels

February 2010

26: Straw Woman
25: And This Is Why We Don’t Homeschool
24: Jane’s Guide
23: Repetitive Questions
22: It Most Certainly Is
22: Note on the Pillow
19: If All Goes Well…
18: Would You Date This Man?
18: Voice
17: No Problem At All
16: Fit
15: Is it me…
12: Bondara Swag
11: I Am The Beautiful Kind
10: Right After I Said “Please Stop Gnawing On Your Toes” and Right Before I Said “Because I’m the Mommy, That’s Why”
09: Taxed
08: Question from a Reader: Anal Sex and Worry
07: Jane, have a cookie
06: A Penitent Villain
05: Please Forgive Me
04: 2011 Sex Blogger Calendar
04: Wednesday, Four Years Ago
03: Empowered and beautiful and strong
03: Sisyphus is happy
03: Sux
02: It is Always a Tragedy
01: I want to float too!
01: A Conversation Over Brunch

January 2010

30: CineKinksters!
29: Extreme! Fisting!
29: Someone’s Got To Go
28: So Confused
28: Are You the One?
27: The love wanga:
27: Gum
26: If the Van’s A-Rockin’…
25: “You fake it until it becomes real.”
25: Flan Cake
24: “Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be but nobody need worry.”
23: Pain is…
22: Nothing says I love you…
22: The Abortion is a Blessing
22: Pst, C’Mere
21: Some days I would but not today and probably not tomorrow either.
21: Extra Glowiness
20: Are You a CineKinkster?
20: CineKinksters
19: Right On:
19: Are you a Dark Odyssey virgin?
19: Good art…
19: Beaver
18: Fuck Your Fascist Beauty Standards
18: Fit To Be
15: Gollum
14: Pst, Valentine’s Day is coming soon
14: The Lovely Bones
13: Philosophy Referee Hand Signals
13: Response
12: Acting Like a Grownup
11: Common old-fashioned fuck
10: My Favorite Photo of the Night
09: Subversive
08: Photos!
07: From the Archives: In the Mail
06: Travel Day!
05: Bicycle Bondage
05: Presence
04: Some of My Best Friends Are Perverts
01: Resolutions

December 2009

31: Happy 2010
31: From the Archives: Doggie-Style (With an Update)
30: Christmas Eve Crisis
29: To the Person Searching For The Best Stimulating Vibrator:
28: Yum
28: Hairy Leg + Stocking = So Fucking Hot
28: Infinite Variety
27: “Sores” or Creamy Discharge
26: End of the Year Donations Time
24: Merry Christmas!
24: Twelve Days of Christmas: Day 12
24: Jane’s Guide Facebook Fan Page
23: Jane’s Guide WordPress Plugin
23: What is a saint?
23: From the Archives: Auntie’s Visit
22: From the Archives: Quandry
21: WE care:
21: From the Archives: First Time
20: Erector Set!
20: Uncommon Resiliency
18: In Eighteen Months
17: The Internet Does Not Love You
17: Bargaining
16: He can put it gently inside the woman’s baby-making hole…
16: Widgets
15: December Desperation?
14: Motivation
12: All I Want for Christmas
11: Disclosure Policy
10: I’d like to have sex toys designed like this
10: Eagle Creek
10: And Make It Last
09: Punishment for Sexual Sinners
09: If a Ten-Year-Old Can Figure It Out…
08: Our Deepest Fear
08: Every time I tried acting normal…
08: Question Sixteen
07: The Other Side of That Coin
06: Panda Cupcakes!
06: Perfect for members of the Diogenes Club
05: At the Diogenes Club
04: Support Scarleteen Today
04: Your body parts are not communal property
04: The Great Coat Brouhaha of 2009
03: Devil Please
03: Best Sex Toys: The Best of the Rest
02: Send a message to your senator now:
02: Want too
02: Additive
01: Still Dark Out

November 2009

30: Sex-Positivity and Judgment
30: Karl Elvis, I love your taste in women
30: Radio Blowfish Podcast
30: Things I Love About My Partner’s Cock
28: Fascination
27: SWEET
27: The Stoakes-Whibley Natural Index of Supernatural Collective Nouns
26: Thankfulness
25: This Makes Me Weak In the Knees
25: This is an Example…
24: Someone should have given me a print of this…
24: I’ll be in my bunk
23: I could watch this all day…
23: Characters for an Epic Tale
23: The bluest eye
23: Almost makes me wish for another baby so I could teach him the alphabet with this
23: Is this true?
23: Strange Girls
23: Steaming
22: Are you happy?
21: Who Wanted My Breast?
21: Genderfork
20: RSVP
20: Opinion
19: Crucifix
18: There is a basin in the mind
18: Tony Buff
18: The edge of humiliating yourself
18: Envy
17: Kiss
17: The Naiads
17: Come On Up
17: I want to do this someday…
17: CineKink: San Francisco
17: Best Sex Toys: Lubes for All
16: Can you fall for someone you’ve never met?
16: Four
15: Red Hair
15: Carrie Prejean has allegedly written a book…
14: I want a behind like hers…
14: Support Scarleteen Today
13: 6845
13: i love her body…
13: I can make you…
13: Tit For
12: “She’s just so fucking gorgeous.”
12: Mutton Yesterday, Mutton Today, and Blimey…
12: Best Sex Toys: Especially for Men
11: Wet
11: On the Judging of Homecoming Queens
10: TokyoCandies
10: Bra
09: I love her arms…
09: Gorgeous
09: People are supposed to fuck
09: Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2009
09: Laze
08: 6761
08: The Plague
08: A Modest Gay Marriage Proposal
07: 6742
06: 6701
06: 6704
06: Glimpses
05: 6691
05: 6689
05: This is creeping me out in a fabulous way
05: May I Have a Sick Day Please?
04: 6660
04: Binding
03: 6651
03: I’ve got your stimulus package, right here!
03: 6642
03: Trick or Tract
02: 6638
02: On doing business with crooks
02: PHOTOS: Watched Like a Hawkes / Queerty
02: A Conversation, 5:30am on the First Day After Daylight Savings Time Ends
01: Inflate With Anticipation

October 2009

31: 6603
30: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.
30: Empire
29: Best of NYC!
29: Best Sex Toys: Vibrators
28: 6562
28: 6558
28: 6554
28: Unicorn
27: 6352
27: Secret Jaw Fish
27: Jelly Babies
27: The Care and Feeding of Introverts
27: Make Your Own Sex-Toy: A Pocket Pussy Polemic Part Two
26: Cocksexual.com
26: 6532
26: Translation, please?
26: Make Your Own Sex-Toy: A Pocket Pussy Polemic Part One
25: Motherfucken snakes on a motherfucken plane
25: This is why I failed:
25: 6462
24: If the only alternative…
24: Is It Any Wonder That This Product Is Discontinued?
23: Would You Put Your Penis In This?
23: Want:
23: Horny Week
22: AthleticModelGuild.com
22: Drooling:
22: Yummy
22: Period
21: Love, 1962 American High School Style:
21: Can’t Stop Looking
21: Schadenfreude Proves Unruly
21: How to Feel Miserable as an Artist
21: The Mystery of Sex, Unlocked by a Man with a Pipe:
21: A Good Divorce
20: Rolling in the Ugly Ditch
19: 6340
19: WANT
19: 6334
19: Remembered
18: 6311
17: I have no idea what you’re talking about so here’s a picture of a man fucking a raw chicken
17: Swag!
16: Is This Einstein on This Penis?
16: Working Definition of Xtianity:
16: Questions Which Must Be Answered Before My First Sex Date in Over Six Weeks
15: 5362
15: 5363
15: 5364
15: Buffet
14: 5365
14: Internet Entitlement
13: 5366
13: 5369
13: A Pre-Existing Condition
12: 5370
12: Malingering
11: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 12
09: Send Chicken Soup
08: Between the Cats and the Kids There’s Always Someone Else to Blame
07: Sex Blogger Calendar Release Party
06: 5373
06: After One Month
05: An Either-or-Choice
04: 5374
04: 5375
04: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 11
03: 5376
03: 5377
02: Here There and Everywhere
01: 5378
01: 5379
01: It’s not that complicated. Well, maybe kinda… but still.
01: It Doesn’t Matter

September 2009

30: 5380
30: Memorable
29: Are you ready to submit?!
29: 2:30 a.m.
28: 5381
28: 5382
28: Roomba
27: 5383
27: 5384
27: Sunday Brag-Along Volume I Don’t Remember Anymore
25: Happy 4th Bloggerversary!
24: 5385
24: 5386
24: I Am Not Making This Up
23: Preferences
22: 5387
22: 5388
22: Skirt
21: Did You Know?
20: 5389
20: 5390
20: 5391
20: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 9
19: 5392
19: 5393
19: 5394
19: 5395
19: 5396
19: 5397
18: 5398
18: 5399
18: Eight Years
17: 5400
17: 5401
17: The Encouragement of Strangers
16: 5402
16: Truly They Thought of Everything
15: Two New Words
14: 5403
14: Home Hunting
13: 5404
13: Sunday Brag-Along Volume 8
12: 5405
12: 5406
12: via 3.bp.blogspot.com
12: via 2.bp.blogspot.com
12: via 4.bp.blogspot.com
12: via 3.bp.blogspot.com
12: 5412
12: via 4.bp.blogspot.com
11: via www.kalamu.com
11: via www.markblackshear.com
11: Denied*
10: 5416
10: 5417
10: 5418
10: 22nd Carnival of Sexual Freedom and Autonomy
09: Smart
08: 5419
08: 5420
08: 5421
08: 5422
08: Deserving
07: 5423
06: 5426
06: 5427
06: Sunday Brag-Along Volume 7
05: 5428
05: 5429
05: 5430
05: 5431
05: 5432
04: 5433
04: Racist
03: Strip Club
02: 5434
02: Cymbalta
01: 5435
01: 5436
01: Patience

August 2009

31: Circ
30: 5437
30: 5438
30: 5439
30: 5440
30: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 6
29: 5441
29: 5442
28: 5443
28: Give Me One Good Reason
27: 5444
27: Liberator Zeppelin, I Love You Even Though I Now Have Foam in Places No One Should Ever Have Foam
26: 5445
26: Supervision
25: Belly Rubs
24: 5446
24: 5447
24: At the Splash Park
23: 5448
23: 5449
23: 5450
23: 5451
23: 5452
23: 5453
23: 5454
23: 5455
23: 5456
23: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 5
22: 5457
22: 5458
22: 5459
22: 5460
22: 5461
22: 5462
22: 5463
21: 5464
21: Incompetent
20: 5465
20: 5466
20: 5467
20: Cheerleader
19: Following
18: 5468
18: 5469
18: 5470
18: 5471
18: 5472
18: http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/images-inside-human-body-images/8292
18: via fc05.deviantart.com
18: Memory
17: 5476
17: 5477
17: To Lease or To Buy
16: 5478
16: 5479
16: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume Four
15: 5480
15: 5481
14: 5482
14: 5483
14: Last Babeland Post
13: Something I Don’t Wonder About and Something I Do
12: 5484
12: How To
11: 5485
11: No
10: 5486
10: 5487
10: Fear of Books
09: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 3
09: 5488
09: 5489
09: 5490
07: Not-So-Bright Move #378,408
06: via media.fukung.net
06: via upload.wikimedia.org
06: Scoot
05: 5494
05: 5495
05: 5496
05: 5497
05: Babeland Blog
04: 5498
04: Mostly About Orgies
03: 5499
03: 5500
03: 5501
03: Fearless
02: 5502
02: 5503
02: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 2
01: 5504

July 2009

31: 5505
31: 5506
31: 5508
31: Hear Ye, Hear Ye
30: 5509
30: 5511
30: 5512
30: 5513
30: 5514
30: 5515
30: 5516
30: Are Poppers Safe?
29: 5517
29: 5518
29: Fastidious
28: Work
27: Redshift
26: 5519
26: Sunday Brag-Along
26: 5520
25: 5521
25: 5522
25: 5523
25: 5524
25: 5529
25: 5530
24: 5531
24: Renovation
23: 5532
23: 5533
23: 5534
23: Public Service Announcements
22: 5535
22: 5536
22: 5537
22: 5538
22: Control Problems
21: 5539
21: 5541
21: 5542
21: 5543
21: Playing Hard to Get
20: 5544
20: 5545
20: Knees
19: Hi Kristen Archive Visitors
18: 5546
18: First Hundred Entries
17: 5547
17: 5548
17: 5549
17: 5550
17: 5551
17: 5552
17: Bathing Suit
16: 5553
16: 5554
16: 5555
16: 5556
16: Mine
15: 5557
15: 5559
15: Invitation
14: 5560
14: 5561
14: 5562
14: 5563
14: 5564
14: The Frustration of Constant Chemical Wrangling
13: 5565
13: 5566
13: 5567
13: 5568
13: 5569
13: 5570
13: via www.moviewallpapers.net
13: via img.photobucket.com
13: via homepages.ihug.com.au
13: via www.willisms.com
13: 5575
13: One on One
12: 5576
12: 5577
12: 5578
12: 5579
12: 5580
12: 5581
12: 5582
12: 5583
12: 5584
12: 5585
12: 5586
12: 5587
12: 5588
12: 5589
12: 5590
12: 5591
12: 5592
12: 5593
12: 5594
12: 5595
12: 5596
12: 5597
12: 5598
11: Bavarian Gentians
11: 5600
11: 5601
11: 5602
11: 5603
11: 5604
11: 5605
10: 5606
10: 5607
10: 5608
10: 5609
10: Jettison
09: 5610
09: 5611
09: 5612
09: 5613
09: 5614
09: 5615
09: 5616
09: 5617
09: 5618
09: 5619
09: 5620
09: 5621
09: 5622
09: 5623
09: 5625
09: 5626
09: Social Experiment
08: 5627
08: 5628
08: 5629
08: 5630
08: 5631
08: 5632
08: 5633
08: 5634
08: 5635
08: 5636
08: 5637
08: 5638
08: 5640
08: 5639
08: 5641
08: 5642
08: 5643
08: 5644
08: 5645
08: 5646
08: 5647
08: 5649
08: 5651
08: 5652
08: Objectification, Part Two
07: 5653
07: Objectification, Part One
06: Sparkles
03: Ache
02: Worry
01: Proud

June 2009

30: Tuesday Super-Swag
29: Not Here
26: Dirty House
25: Laundry
24: Is It Possible to Block All Dating Site Emails? Forever?
23: Next Week We’ll Start Checking His Arms for Track Marks
22: Fail Mom
20: Recently on Beyond the Birds and the Bees
19: Hot
18: Half-Past Ten
17: Stretch Open
16: Opportunity
15: Of New Phones and Names
12: Debate
11: Freedom on the Swing
10: Indolent Wastrel
09: So You Think You Want to Fist, Part Two
08: So You Think You Want to Fist, Part One
06: Mooove the Moo Cards
05: Good News & A Concern
04: Viable Alternative: New Hood Ornaments
03: Privilege
02: Complicated Answers
01: Phone Call

May 2009

31: It’s Time
29: Returns
28: Beetastrophe, or How the Quest for the Perfect Icon Nearly Did Me In
27: Babeland Babe of the Month
26: Question from the Inbox
25: Memorial Day
22: The Case of the Disappearing Package
21: BeyondBirdsBees.com
20: White Tee
19: Tour of Kink.com
18: There’s Really No Other Explanation
15: New Project
14: Odalisque
13: Zealously Vanilla
12: A Good Reason for Misanthropy
11: A Bottle of Water
08: A Loss for Words Redux
07: An Excuse I Can Almost Accept
06: Polly
05: Helicopter
04: The Truth
01: Filthy Socks

April 2009

March 2009

31: Prayer
30: I’ve Always Wondered How These Things Got Started
27: Hermit
26: Priming the Pump
25: Smoke
24: In Which I Wish for a Redistribution of the Energy in My House
23: Back to the Beginning
20: Whining Weekend Swag
19: Your Review Sux and You Suck Too, Sucker, So Go Suck It
18: Dressing Left
17: Surprize Buttseck
16: Barbie
13: Independent
12: TMI
11: Work
10: Receed
09: Pony Tail
06: Surprise Friday Swag
05: Presents
04: Milkshake
03: Preschool
02: Arm Twist

February 2009

28: Yet Another Test
27: Levitate
26: Fruit
25: Text
24: Destruction
23: Two Images
20: Just a Few Minutes
19: Cumbersome
18: Misconscrew*
17: Thirty Years
16: Training Wheels
13: Pawn
12: Getting Religion
11: Sublunary
10: In Which an Email Makes Me Consider the State of My Mental Health
09: Towel Hoard
06: Not Griping! Nope, Definitely Not Griping!
05: The Seduction of Buzzy Things
04: Boundary
03: Matchmaker
02: They Say It’s My Birthday

January 2009

30: Inch
29: One
28: Not Quite
27: Coat
26: Garage Door
23: May I Make Some Suggestions?
22: Cake
21: Answer
20: Don’t Fence Me In
19: Insecure
16: Maybe I Should Have Said Yes?
15: Are You Serious? I’m Running for My Life Some Days!
14: Warning Label
13: Seven Towels
12: Vitamins
09: Hot New Technique
08: A Time Suck of Gargantuan Proportions
07: Test
06: Injury
05: Update on EdenFantasys.com Problems
02: Or Maybe I’m a Bad Mother
01: Happy New Year

December 2008

31: Hit in the Head
30: Redux
29: Allons Faire Une Menage a Trois Avec Sexy_Gal_XX
25: Merry Christmas
24: Cynical
22: Why I Won’t Be Around Much This Week
19: New Knowledge
18: One Word
17: Shrink
16: Lesson
15: It’s Very Simple, Really
12: Sexy Stocking Stuffers
11: Tracings
10: This is Why I Love the Internet
09: After Tears
08: Exactly the Same
06: Mr. Man Saturday Swag
05: In Which Capitalization Ignites My Imagination
04: Tears
03: 2009 NYC SexBloggers Calendar
02: So They Say
01: The Power of Dirt Repulsion

November 2008

28: Post-Thanksgiving Swag
27: Thanksgiving
26: Byzantine
25: Bean
24: Every Single Day
22: Doing Good for the Holidays
20: More NodNightmares.com
20: The Distant Memory of a Very Bad Dream
19: I Guess Someone Has to Monitor These Things
18: MP3
17: The Deciding Factor
15: Cleaning Out the Toy Box Swag
14: Party
13: The Ocean and Quiet
12: Speaks Louder
11: Just Because You Asked…
10: The Options
07: On the Occasion of Having the Flu
05: The Vote
04: Fishy
03: No

October 2008

31: No One Needs a Car That Shiny
30: Shopping
29: Sudden End
28: October Afternoon
27: Gush
25: Blowfish Saturday Swag
24: Thrashed Hair
23: Too Much and Not Enough
22: Live Like You’re Dying
21: Because the Entire Internet Will Hate Me If I Don’t
20: Imaginary Vagina
18: Saturday Stuff
17: Some of My Best Friends Are Tentacles
16: Recipe
15: NodNightmares.com, Part Three
14: NodNightmares.com, Part Two
13: NodNightmares.com, Part One
10: A Decade of Child-Rearing
09: Security
08: Bacon
07: Spoon
06: China
03: Float
02: Still Awesome, Thank You Very Much
01: Suddenly

September 2008

30: Lifetime Membership
29: Key
27: Happy Third Bloggerversary To Me. Have Some Presents!
26: The Circularity of Annoyance
25: Stand Back
24: In Front of the Fireplace: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3 (Take 2)
23: Toys in Trouble: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #5
22: An Appetizer Before Dinner: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #4
21: Pour Vous: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3
20: Preparing for Her Arrival: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #2
19: Marie’s Secret: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #1
18: Bedtime in Bedlam
17: Nobody Else Will
16: Progress
15: House
10: On a Cold Foggy Morning
09: Longing
08: Maneuvering
07: How Are Those Stories Coming Along, Hm?
06: Swag Reminder
05: I’ve Teased You Long Enough
04: Magical Thinking
02: A Year of Living Alone
01: Weekend Swag Hint #3, Extra Super-Bonus Edition

August 2008

31: Weekend Swag Hint #2
30: Weekend Swag Hint #1
29: One Request
28: This Explains My Mental Deterioration Quite Well
27: Uncovered
26: String
25: Absence
21: Snap
20: Tender
19: New Carpool
18: Weather Report
16: Burbling Over With Unadulterated Joy
15: Ambrosial Ejaculations
14: Delayed Reaction
12: In Praise of Average Buckets of Popcorn and Cocks
11: Thin Line
09: Kink.com DVD Swag
08: The Best Motivation
07: Send Help
06: Umbrella
05: Payback
04: Bond
01: Because I Don’t Say It Enough

July 2008

31: Would This Count as a Red Flag?
30: But If My Hearing Aid Falls Out, I Won’t Know What You’re Saying
29: In the Mirror
28: One Way To His Heart
26: Blogroll
25: A Good Girl
24: Why, Where Do You Keep Yours?
23: Powerful
21: To Ponder
19: Woody Saturday Swag
18: After Dinner Conversation
17: Veins
16: Does Anyone Make a Topaz Dildo?
15: What To Do, What To Do?
14: Sleep
11: Sissy Maid
10: Poly Luv
09: Interference
08: Hitachis: 2, AAG: 0
07: I Got a Blow Job and It Was Fucken Awesome
02: V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n
01: China Cabinet

June 2008

30: As Advertised
28: We Have No Swag, So Please Accept Some Free Porn Instead With My Most Humble Apologies
27: Weird
26: Soaked Through
25: How to Make the Mommy Blush
24: Greeting Card
23: Exposure One
21: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Vibe
20: The Clothes Make the Boy
19: Found Porn
18: Bugs
17: What’s a Girl Gotta Do To Get a Little Help with the Clit Rubbing?
16: It’s Time
13: Question
12: Fence
11: Mirror
10: There’s No Such Thing as Just One More When the Hitachi is Involved
09: Lock Down
07: Saturday Swag from Comstock Films
05: Folding Inadequacies
04: Psychic
03: Drift
02: Under Tree

May 2008

30: Example
28: The Tale of the Shoe
27: Boundaries
26: This is So Cool I Can Barely Stand It
24: Babeland Sexy Mama Swag
23: There’s No Such Thing as a Short Wank When the Hitachi is Involved
22: Ball Scrutiny
21: Boobies
20: Straight
19: Intervention
16: Heels
14: Sitter
13: Apple
12: Druthers
10: My Buddy Swag
09: Doesn’t Everyone Carry a Bottle of Lube at All Times?
07: Bedroom Revision
06: It All Adds Up
05: Wilhelm
03: Wooden Swag from NobEssence
02: Mungojerrie & Rumpelteazer
01: A Short Rant on the Topic of Acting Out

April 2008

30: Warm Naked Skin
29: Is This The Reason Most People Have Sex in Private?
25: Impossibly Cute Lunatics
24: In Theory
23: Asterisked Out in New Zealand
22: Centimeter
18: On Compatability Matching
17: A Good Night’s Sleep
16: Half a Head
15: Casserole
14: Canceled
11: Bed Shopping
10: Puppy Pile
09: Bathroom Door
08: Finger Strength
07: Tree
06: Something’s Wrong
05: Sweet Saturday Swag
04: Not Listening
03: A Better Neti Pot
02: Lex Talionis*
01: Thumping

March 2008

31: Grooming and Preening
28: Lightbulb of New Recognition
27: Stoppage
26: Reasons I Felt Like A Loser This Week
25: Job
22: Kinky Swag
21: Getting Lost
20: Six, No Seven! in Two
19: Wednesday Link Round-Up
18: Where It’s At
17: Flying
14: Pillow
13: Rainbow
12: Strap
11: Risky
10: Blessed
08: Commenting Trouble?
07: Outside the Comfort Zone
06: Simple
05: Taxing
04: Does No One Do Matchy Anymore?
03: Scattered Stones

February 2008

29: Gone
28: Overripe Tomato
27: Beauty: You’re Doing It Wrong
26: Visit
25: Sex Doll
22: Hair Cut
21: Light
20: What We Do For Fun, 10:35 A.M
19: The Last Thing I Wanted to Do
18: Replacement
15: Gag
14: Something in the Eyes
13: Dry Vagina
12: One Reason Not to Fool Around in the Kitchen
11: Use Some Sense
09: It’s Not Swag, but it’s Still Pretty Cool
08: Glittery
07: Distracted Driving
06: Midweek Swag by Special Request
05: You Say You Want to Be Fleshbotted?
04: Lumpy
02: More Babeland Swag
01: Door

January 2008

31: Grueling
30: 15 Things Learned the First Time I Fisted Someone
29: Sadistic Control
26: Ride ‘Em My Buddy Swag Part 2
25: Trellis
24: THE aag
23: Not Even Five Minutes Ago
22: Blocking the View
19: Early Valentine Swag
18: Home
17: Back in the Day
16: New Friend
15: When You’ve Got the Right Outfit…
14: Golden Hour
12: Jollie’s Stupendous Saturday Swag
11: Watching a Movie
10: The Right Outfit
08: Knuckle Bumping
07: Cat
05: Saturdays
04: My Mojo, Has You Seen It?
03: Waking Pain
02: A Choice

December 2007

28: Vacation
27: Letter to Santa
25: What I’d Like for Christmas
22: Almost Xmas Saturday Swag
21: Draw
17: Pussy Verse
15: My Buddy Swag
14: Really Weird Request
13: An Open Letter to Men Contemplating Buttsex with their Female Partners
12: Novel
11: Minor Fuckfest
10: Preemptive Shop
08: What to Get For that Hard-to-Shop-for Perv
07: Failure of Imagination
06: It’s Lonely in Here
05: Photography Assignment
04: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
03: Sunday Evenings
01: Multipurpose Room

November 2007

30: Dissuasion
29: Surprised
28: Bed
27: The Sharing of Secrets
26: Vanilla
24: Now With Even More Saturday Swag-iness, From XXXGlass
22: Thankfulness
21: Manna
20: New Job
19: Coming Out from Being Under
17: More Saturday Swag, This Time from Babeland
16: Implant
15: Revealing Letters
14: Selfish
13: Dream
12: Saving Up
10: Crash Pad Series Swag, Cuz I Luvs Ya, K?
09: Stuck
08: Quiet
07: Overtime
06: Consensus
05: Driveway
02: Entropy
01: Polaroids

October 2007

September 2007

August 2007

31: The List
30: Milk Me, Baby
29: Not Normal
28: Once Upon a Time
27: The Longest Weekend Ever
25: It’s Already on My List
24: Passive
23: Dangerous Game
22: Dating Site Messages, Part Four
21: At a Quarter Past Midnight
20: Uncoupling
18: Positions
16: Flog
15: Moving Out
14: Brain Dead
13: Fifteen
11: Saturday Link Round-Up
10: Sobbing During Sex
09: Baby Poly-Bi-Girl
08: Shampoo
07: Gifted
06: Confused Bottom
04: Now I Get It
03: Last Call
02: Research
01: Seven Sensational Suggestions for Sex Under the Stars

July 2007

31: Rehearsal
30: Booze
28: Thank You, Friendly Cabbie
27: So Here We Are at BlogHer
26: Outdoor Sex Stories for Swag
25: Goldfrau
24: Smoke
23: Thunking-Punctuated Fucking with Gushing
21: Lost Opportunity
20: Vacillation
19: Part Two: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once
18: Part One: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once
17: Countdown
16: Dating Site Messages, Part Three in a Series Which May Never End
14: My How Far We’ve Come
13: Melee
12: A Strictly Hypothetical Situation
11: Insecurity Unlimited
10: Plan
09: Twenty-One Hours
07: $10 Pool
06: Pretty Noose
05: The Moment
04: Couch
03: So…um…yeah
03: Messy
02: Having Great Experiences on Dating Sites

June 2007

30: Saturday-Sunday Swag, Sweeties
29: Hidden Kink
28: Routine
27: I Must Share These or My Brain Will Explode
26: Is a Month Before the Bondage Scene Too Soon to Use a Safe Word?
25: Life Story Told in Lube
23: BlogHer Swag
22: Miscellany
21: Fragments
20: Deep Throat
19: One Really Should Plan Ahead
18: NRE
16: Beware the Tremendous Gravitational Pull of My Pussy and Ass!
15: Just Words
14: Spread Open
13: Corporeal
12: Squat
11: Posts from January 2006
10: Dig
08: What If…
07: Licked Eyeball
06: The Danger of Light and Joy
05: How to Win Swag on AAG / Unisex Internal Vibe Review / Audio Files from Unfettered Cravings
05: Lost Virginity
04: In a Velvet Glove
02: Oh Hai I Has a Swag, Leeve Comment, Plz K Thnks
01: The Grammar, It Saddens Me

May 2007

31: Shopping
30: An Observant Sex-Toy
28: Got My Big Girl Panties On, BB
27: Pffft, or What I Learned While Serving as the Meat in a Married Couple Sandwich
26: Missing Watch
25: Blueberry Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
24: Peonies
23: Like Stone
22: Tight Ship
21: Lack of Wank –and– Swag from Tantus
20: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Template, All the Live-Long Day…
19: Announcements
18: Of Showers and Super-Slow Blow Jobs
17: A Report on Pleasuring the Pierced Penis
16: For Only a Moment
15: Mother’s Day Present –and– The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
14: Next Time
13: New Baby
11: Drilling a Hole in the Table
10: Orgy Invitation: Top 5 Ways to Get One!
10: Kabob
09: Parallax Error
08: Rolling Dice
07: Massage
07: An Hour After the Orgy
06: It was fuckin’ awesome.
05: Finding the Elusive Orgy Date
04: Pikachu
03: The Art and Science of Digitally Enhancing Your Junk
02: Dating Site High Jinks, Mercenary Writin’ & WhoGets.com
01: Abstinence Only, Of Course
01: Trash-Talking

April 2007

30: Status Report: Separation, Changes, AdSense and the Future
28: She Beat Up the Car with Her Shoe
27: Creeping Phlox
26: A Measure of How Incompetent Your Hostess Really Is
26: Virtual Kinky Book Tour 2007
25: Spread
24: Gotten Goat
23: One Helluva Trailer
21: I Hope
19: Overlap
18: Not in Any Way That Matters
17: Gratitude
16: Holding Hands in the Coffee Shop
14: Orange
13: Stuff that Doesn’t Belong Anywhere Else
12: A Brief Rant on Condom Usage
11: Death Cab for Cutie
09: The Folder
07: Frozen
06: Since I’ve Written Altogether Too Much This Week
05: Move
04: Constant Approach Tweaking
03: …but for the father, nothing
02: I Need to Disinfect My Eyes

March 2007

31: Discussed Very Quietly Over Coffee
30: Math is Hard
29: Buried in Sex Toys
28: Doggie-Style
27: Head Over the Banister
26: Husk
25: Buffet Dream
23: A Contest
22: Gushing Control
21: It’s a Vicious Cycle, I Kid You Not
20: Video
19: Stunned Silence
17: This Weekend
16: Spring is in the Air
15: Harem
14: Never
13: More Lube
12: I Gots My License
12: Business Card?
10: Small Saturday Summaries
09: You’d Think
08: A Post About Ass, but Probably Not Exactly In the Manner You’d Expect
07: Guinea Pig
06: What Did YOU Do Last Night?
05: Pom Porn
03: Digger Jones
02: We Speak Le French
01: The Tapioca Stress Cure

February 2007

28: Too Polite
27: Caged
26: Pro
24: How to Take Care of the Pussy
23: You Say You’re Thinking of Having Children, Are You?
22: So as Not to Be Considered a Tease…
21: From the 21st Floor
19: Reason to Love Men #475
18: Don’t Judge a Book–Guest Post
16: Deep Brown Eyes
15: Bitch
15: Half-Nekkid Profile Photo
14: Angsty
12: Thrown Underwear
11: Discuss Amongst Yourselves
09: Mother
08: During the Very First Phone Conversation
07: Patience
07: More-or-Less Real Email; Completely Imaginary Response
06: His tongue swirling on a bit of my lower lip. "W…
04: The Sheep from the Goats
01: Napping Baby

January 2007

December 2006

31: Hope everyone has a safe and happy New Year’s E…
30: Harden My Heart*
29: When the Tornado Lies Down with the Squid
27: Razor
25: Two Coats
23: Happy Everything
22: Underpants Letter
21: Winter and Three Wishes
20: Nineteen…Plus Two
19: Dear Naughty Bits
18: Scar
16: The Perfect Phallus & What a Face
15: Overheard
14: Mid-December Mid-Fifties
13: Quick Break in the Laundry Room
12: Defective Gene
11: The Hitachi
10: First Time
09: In the Middle of the Night
08: Finally Ordered the Hitachi, Dammit!
07: An Open Letter to Check-Out Guy "M" at the Grocery Store, or Volume 391 of "Horny in the Produce Aisle"
05: Detritus
05: All It Takes
03: Shrug
02: Icy

November 2006

30: Alchemy
28: Cigar
28: Flirt
26: Interpretation
25: Lacking
24: Anyone Else?
22: Vegetables, Casseroles, Pies, Cakes and Oh Yeah, Vibrators
20: It Would Be Thick, Yes Oh Yes It Would Be Thick
19: Six Weeks
18: Blame Porn
16: Lasagna Stoichiometry (and other fragments)
15: Three Things
13: A Few Monday Thoughts
11: Will
10: Doorknobs
09: L’esprit de L’escalier
08: For Those Contemplating Parenthood
07: VOTE! / Dithering / Long Blog-Toes
06: Clean Hands
04: A Luv Fest Public Service Announcement
03: Proxy
02: Enrapturement
01: Jamais Vu

October 2006

September 2006

30: Oh My Darlin’
29: Stragglers
28: Thank you!
28: Today is my Birthday #1!
27: Tonight and Tomorrow
26: What’s Going on Today?
25: Busy Day
24: More Oil
23: Ten-Thousand Free-Range Cheerios
22: Corn Sex
21: One Week from Today
20: In Motion
19: The Luckiest Girl in the World
18: Apologetics
17: Whimpering
15: Religious Agony
14: The Rabbit / September 27th
13: Driving Home
13: Trapezoid
12: Truncate
10: Monday
09: Bedroom
08: Perseverance
08: Skipping Around the Firewall
07: Worse Than Bloggers
06: Behind the Scenes at the Picture Factory
05: On the Subject of Breakups
04: One Small Conversation
03: One of These Days…
02: How the Other Half Lives
01: Answered Prayer

August 2006

31: Take Out
30: Guest Post
29: Question from the Inbox
28: Cleaning
27: Today Is The Day
26: The Struggle Between Tired and Horny
25: Answering
24: Over a Decade Ago
22: Insecurity
21: Melon Juice
20: Dammit!
19: Concealed
18: Conversations with Eldest Child
17: You Have No Idea
16: Half-Nekkid Not Safe for Work
15: Webcam Tubes & Fleshbot!
15: Request?
14: Home from a Visit
13: Balls
12: 2 a.m.
11: Friday Night Fragments
10: Scoot Down
08: Auntie’s Visit
07: Corn Porn
06: Late Summer Cold
05: Alien Sex
04: On Top
03: In the Salon
02: What is Truth?

July 2006

June 2006

30: Complicated
29: Don’t Be Alarmed

March 2006

02: Road to Hell

October 2005

17: Problems with EdenFantasys.com

September 2005

27: Archives

March 2005

19: 2257

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