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January 2010 (39)
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December 2009 (50)
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November 2009 (77)
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September 2009 (79)
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April 2009 (23)
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- 29: To Creep (28)
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- 24: Sweet Angel of the Vet’s Office (12)
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- 22: Onward and Upward (6)
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- 08: Suggestions, Please? (19)
- 07: Wound Up All Over Again (31)
- 06: Normalcy (18)
- 03: A Delicate Flower (12)
- 02: Going to Canada (9)
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March 2009 (22)
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- 25: Smoke (9)
- 24: In Which I Wish for a Redistribution of the Energy in My House (10)
- 23: Back to the Beginning (25)
- 20: Whining Weekend Swag (38)
- 19: Your Review Sux and You Suck Too, Sucker, So Go Suck It (13)
- 18: Dressing Left (37)
- 17: Surprize Buttseck (10)
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- 13: Independent (10)
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- 10: Receed (18)
- 09: Pony Tail (13)
- 06: Surprise Friday Swag (97)
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February 2009 (21)
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- 24: Destruction (33)
- 23: Two Images (9)
- 20: Just a Few Minutes (12)
- 19: Cumbersome (21)
- 18: Misconscrew* (14)
- 17: Thirty Years (13)
- 16: Training Wheels (14)
- 13: Pawn (19)
- 12: Getting Religion (21)
- 11: Sublunary (23)
- 10: In Which an Email Makes Me Consider the State of My Mental Health (20)
- 09: Towel Hoard (15)
- 06: Not Griping! Nope, Definitely Not Griping! (12)
- 05: The Seduction of Buzzy Things (46)
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- 02: They Say It’s My Birthday (56)
January 2009 (22)
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- 23: May I Make Some Suggestions? (28)
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- 16: Maybe I Should Have Said Yes? (12)
- 15: Are You Serious? I’m Running for My Life Some Days! (11)
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- 05: Update on EdenFantasys.com Problems (36)
- 02: Or Maybe I’m a Bad Mother (32)
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December 2008 (22)
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- 22: Why I Won’t Be Around Much This Week (10)
- 19: New Knowledge (15)
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- 17: Shrink (22)
- 16: Lesson (14)
- 15: It’s Very Simple, Really (25)
- 12: Sexy Stocking Stuffers (4)
- 11: Tracings (17)
- 10: This is Why I Love the Internet (13)
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- 08: Exactly the Same (6)
- 06: Mr. Man Saturday Swag (22)
- 05: In Which Capitalization Ignites My Imagination (32)
- 04: Tears (60)
- 03: 2009 NYC SexBloggers Calendar (7)
- 02: So They Say (30)
- 01: The Power of Dirt Repulsion (27)
November 2008 (21)
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- 28: Post-Thanksgiving Swag (64)
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- 22: Doing Good for the Holidays (6)
- 20: More NodNightmares.com (34)
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- 19: I Guess Someone Has to Monitor These Things (16)
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- 17: The Deciding Factor (21)
- 15: Cleaning Out the Toy Box Swag (30)
- 14: Party (32)
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- 11: Just Because You Asked… (17)
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- 07: On the Occasion of Having the Flu (26)
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October 2008 (25)
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- 28: October Afternoon (22)
- 27: Gush (12)
- 25: Blowfish Saturday Swag (112)
- 24: Thrashed Hair (53)
- 23: Too Much and Not Enough (20)
- 22: Live Like You’re Dying (24)
- 21: Because the Entire Internet Will Hate Me If I Don’t (9)
- 20: Imaginary Vagina (23)
- 18: Saturday Stuff (13)
- 17: Some of My Best Friends Are Tentacles (53)
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- 15: NodNightmares.com, Part Three (42)
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- 10: A Decade of Child-Rearing (14)
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- 08: Bacon (18)
- 07: Spoon (18)
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- 03: Float (13)
- 02: Still Awesome, Thank You Very Much (22)
- 01: Suddenly (31)
September 2008 (24)
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- 29: Key (32)
- 27: Happy Third Bloggerversary To Me. Have Some Presents! (14)
- 26: The Circularity of Annoyance (18)
- 25: Stand Back (18)
- 24: In Front of the Fireplace: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3 (Take 2) (13)
- 23: Toys in Trouble: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #5 (23)
- 22: An Appetizer Before Dinner: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #4 (23)
- 21: Pour Vous: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3 (11)
- 20: Preparing for Her Arrival: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #2 (7)
- 19: Marie’s Secret: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #1 (19)
- 18: Bedtime in Bedlam (19)
- 17: Nobody Else Will (19)
- 16: Progress (12)
- 15: House (43)
- 10: On a Cold Foggy Morning (9)
- 09: Longing (8)
- 08: Maneuvering (12)
- 07: How Are Those Stories Coming Along, Hm? (9)
- 06: Swag Reminder (8)
- 05: I’ve Teased You Long Enough (19)
- 04: Magical Thinking (21)
- 02: A Year of Living Alone (20)
- 01: Weekend Swag Hint #3, Extra Super-Bonus Edition (18)
August 2008 (23)
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- 30: Weekend Swag Hint #1 (12)
- 29: One Request (17)
- 28: This Explains My Mental Deterioration Quite Well (20)
- 27: Uncovered (36)
- 26: String (13)
- 25: Absence (11)
- 21: Snap (73)
- 20: Tender (6)
- 19: New Carpool (23)
- 18: Weather Report (7)
- 16: Burbling Over With Unadulterated Joy (27)
- 15: Ambrosial Ejaculations (12)
- 14: Delayed Reaction (32)
- 12: In Praise of Average Buckets of Popcorn and Cocks (31)
- 11: Thin Line (66)
- 09: Kink.com DVD Swag (76)
- 08: The Best Motivation (37)
- 07: Send Help (13)
- 06: Umbrella (3)
- 05: Payback (7)
- 04: Bond (9)
- 01: Because I Don’t Say It Enough (34)
July 2008 (22)
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- 31: Would This Count as a Red Flag? (60)
- 30: But If My Hearing Aid Falls Out, I Won’t Know What You’re Saying (13)
- 29: In the Mirror (27)
- 28: One Way To His Heart (27)
- 26: Blogroll (19)
- 25: A Good Girl (47)
- 24: Why, Where Do You Keep Yours? (24)
- 23: Powerful (16)
- 21: To Ponder (89)
- 19: Woody Saturday Swag (90)
- 18: After Dinner Conversation (11)
- 17: Veins (13)
- 16: Does Anyone Make a Topaz Dildo? (18)
- 15: What To Do, What To Do? (45)
- 14: Sleep (11)
- 11: Sissy Maid (29)
- 10: Poly Luv (20)
- 09: Interference (28)
- 08: Hitachis: 2, AAG: 0 (24)
- 07: I Got a Blow Job and It Was Fucken Awesome (28)
- 02: V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n (28)
- 01: China Cabinet (6)
June 2008 (23)
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- 28: We Have No Swag, So Please Accept Some Free Porn Instead With My Most Humble Apologies (12)
- 27: Weird (12)
- 26: Soaked Through (14)
- 25: How to Make the Mommy Blush (22)
- 24: Greeting Card (11)
- 23: Exposure One (13)
- 21: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Vibe (13)
- 20: The Clothes Make the Boy (18)
- 19: Found Porn (9)
- 18: Bugs (22)
- 17: What’s a Girl Gotta Do To Get a Little Help with the Clit Rubbing? (15)
- 16: It’s Time (37)
- 13: Question (63)
- 12: Fence (27)
- 11: Mirror (23)
- 10: There’s No Such Thing as Just One More When the Hitachi is Involved (17)
- 09: Lock Down (30)
- 07: Saturday Swag from Comstock Films (127)
- 05: Folding Inadequacies (26)
- 04: Psychic (28)
- 03: Drift (14)
- 02: Under Tree (28)
May 2008 (22)
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- 30: Example (31)
- 28: The Tale of the Shoe (42)
- 27: Boundaries (51)
- 26: This is So Cool I Can Barely Stand It (8)
- 24: Babeland Sexy Mama Swag (57)
- 23: There’s No Such Thing as a Short Wank When the Hitachi is Involved (14)
- 22: Ball Scrutiny (20)
- 21: Boobies (12)
- 20: Straight (11)
- 19: Intervention (21)
- 16: Heels (36)
- 14: Sitter (17)
- 13: Apple (60)
- 12: Druthers (26)
- 10: My Buddy Swag (113)
- 09: Doesn’t Everyone Carry a Bottle of Lube at All Times? (38)
- 07: Bedroom Revision (16)
- 06: It All Adds Up (22)
- 05: Wilhelm (24)
- 03: Wooden Swag from NobEssence (113)
- 02: Mungojerrie & Rumpelteazer (8)
- 01: A Short Rant on the Topic of Acting Out (27)
April 2008 (22)
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- 30: Warm Naked Skin (16)
- 29: Is This The Reason Most People Have Sex in Private? (10)
- 25: Impossibly Cute Lunatics (11)
- 24: In Theory (18)
- 23: Asterisked Out in New Zealand (45)
- 22: Centimeter (17)
- 18: On Compatability Matching (53)
- 17: A Good Night’s Sleep (29)
- 16: Half a Head (12)
- 15: Casserole (24)
- 14: Canceled (11)
- 11: Bed Shopping (46)
- 10: Puppy Pile (12)
- 09: Bathroom Door (16)
- 08: Finger Strength (18)
- 07: Tree (14)
- 06: Something’s Wrong (3)
- 05: Sweet Saturday Swag (79)
- 04: Not Listening (17)
- 03: A Better Neti Pot (15)
- 02: Lex Talionis* (30)
- 01: Thumping (20)
March 2008 (22)
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- 31: Grooming and Preening (12)
- 28: Lightbulb of New Recognition (17)
- 27: Stoppage (29)
- 26: Reasons I Felt Like A Loser This Week (28)
- 25: Job (21)
- 22: Kinky Swag (48)
- 21: Getting Lost (16)
- 20: Six, No Seven! in Two (12)
- 19: Wednesday Link Round-Up (15)
- 18: Where It’s At (15)
- 17: Flying (10)
- 14: Pillow (30)
- 13: Rainbow (45)
- 12: Strap (38)
- 11: Risky (10)
- 10: Blessed (15)
- 08: Commenting Trouble? (34)
- 07: Outside the Comfort Zone (26)
- 06: Simple (7)
- 05: Taxing (35)
- 04: Does No One Do Matchy Anymore? (11)
- 03: Scattered Stones (26)
February 2008 (23)
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- 29: Gone (28)
- 28: Overripe Tomato (38)
- 27: Beauty: You’re Doing It Wrong (29)
- 26: Visit (15)
- 25: Sex Doll (20)
- 22: Hair Cut (28)
- 21: Light (20)
- 20: What We Do For Fun, 10:35 A.M (16)
- 19: The Last Thing I Wanted to Do (20)
- 18: Replacement (31)
- 15: Gag (26)
- 14: Something in the Eyes (23)
- 13: Dry Vagina (31)
- 12: One Reason Not to Fool Around in the Kitchen (19)
- 11: Use Some Sense (25)
- 09: It’s Not Swag, but it’s Still Pretty Cool (15)
- 08: Glittery (22)
- 07: Distracted Driving (24)
- 06: Midweek Swag by Special Request (90)
- 05: You Say You Want to Be Fleshbotted? (27)
- 04: Lumpy (68)
- 02: More Babeland Swag (109)
- 01: Door (29)
January 2008 (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 31: Grueling (27)
- 30: 15 Things Learned the First Time I Fisted Someone (33)
- 29: Sadistic Control (16)
- 26: Ride ‘Em My Buddy Swag Part 2 (147)
- 25: Trellis (14)
- 24: THE aag (18)
- 23: Not Even Five Minutes Ago (28)
- 22: Blocking the View (15)
- 19: Early Valentine Swag (70)
- 18: Home (29)
- 17: Back in the Day (21)
- 16: New Friend (36)
- 15: When You’ve Got the Right Outfit… (30)
- 14: Golden Hour (16)
- 12: Jollie’s Stupendous Saturday Swag (113)
- 11: Watching a Movie (28)
- 10: The Right Outfit (20)
- 08: Knuckle Bumping (23)
- 07: Cat (22)
- 05: Saturdays (28)
- 04: My Mojo, Has You Seen It? (21)
- 03: Waking Pain (26)
- 02: A Choice (12)
December 2007 (19)
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- 28: Vacation (21)
- 27: Letter to Santa (17)
- 25: What I’d Like for Christmas (9)
- 22: Almost Xmas Saturday Swag (103)
- 21: Draw (23)
- 17: Pussy Verse (12)
- 15: My Buddy Swag (59)
- 14: Really Weird Request (13)
- 13: An Open Letter to Men Contemplating Buttsex with their Female Partners (44)
- 12: Novel (41)
- 11: Minor Fuckfest (14)
- 10: Preemptive Shop (15)
- 08: What to Get For that Hard-to-Shop-for Perv (11)
- 07: Failure of Imagination (38)
- 06: It’s Lonely in Here (15)
- 05: Photography Assignment (12)
- 04: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night (18)
- 03: Sunday Evenings (14)
- 01: Multipurpose Room (24)
November 2007 (24)
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- 30: Dissuasion (24)
- 29: Surprised (12)
- 28: Bed (38)
- 27: The Sharing of Secrets (27)
- 26: Vanilla (46)
- 24: Now With Even More Saturday Swag-iness, From XXXGlass (133)
- 22: Thankfulness (16)
- 21: Manna (25)
- 20: New Job (14)
- 19: Coming Out from Being Under (27)
- 17: More Saturday Swag, This Time from Babeland (25)
- 16: Implant (49)
- 15: Revealing Letters (20)
- 14: Selfish (33)
- 13: Dream (20)
- 12: Saving Up (26)
- 10: Crash Pad Series Swag, Cuz I Luvs Ya, K? (72)
- 09: Stuck (17)
- 08: Quiet (19)
- 07: Overtime (17)
- 06: Consensus (28)
- 05: Driveway (39)
- 02: Entropy (14)
- 01: Polaroids (19)
October 2007 (26)
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- 30: On the Way to the Store (29)
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- 27: Chemistry (27)
- 26: Wrangling (23)
- 24: Room by Room (30)
- 23: Grope (36)
- 22: Grasses (17)
- 20: A Question for Men About Buttsex (76)
- 19: ‘Leven (11)
- 18: Toy Tales (14)
- 17: Alone (17)
- 16: Kneeling (25)
- 15: Wibbley (24)
- 13: To Do This Weekend (19)
- 12: Key (31)
- 11: Trade (41)
- 10: Gulf (23)
- 09: As Seen on Live Chat (16)
- 08: Milestone (14)
- 06: Erroneous Deduction (24)
- 05: First Month (20)
- 04: Pain in the Back (32)
- 03: Gallimaufry (20)
- 02: Never-Ending Bottle of Lube (31)
- 01: An Almost Brilliant Arrangement (26)
September 2007 (25)
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- 26: After (14)
- 25: Do Not Touch the Egg (43)
- 24: Mistake (15)
- 22: Novice Nudist (11)
- 21: Particularly Malicious Funk (26)
- 20: Trigger (22)
- 19: Good for the Soul (17)
- 18: Solar Powered Wank (14)
- 17: Thankful (20)
- 15: More (23)
- 14: Saturday Night (32)
- 13: The Things You See… (40)
- 12: Brownfield Status* (32)
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- 10: SEP (18)
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- 07: Is Buttsex Really Worth It? (9)
- 06: Evil People Somewhere (15)
- 05: Finally! (28)
- 04: Happy as Pie (27)
- 03: Floating (21)
- 01: Scale of Excellence (33)
August 2007 (26)
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- 31: The List (53)
- 30: Milk Me, Baby (39)
- 29: Not Normal (34)
- 28: Once Upon a Time (24)
- 27: The Longest Weekend Ever (18)
- 25: It’s Already on My List (24)
- 24: Passive (25)
- 23: Dangerous Game (27)
- 22: Dating Site Messages, Part Four (44)
- 21: At a Quarter Past Midnight (34)
- 20: Uncoupling (24)
- 18: Positions (45)
- 16: Flog (32)
- 15: Moving Out (40)
- 14: Brain Dead (18)
- 13: Fifteen (35)
- 11: Saturday Link Round-Up (13)
- 10: Sobbing During Sex (23)
- 09: Baby Poly-Bi-Girl (34)
- 08: Shampoo (30)
- 07: Gifted (37)
- 06: Confused Bottom (28)
- 04: Now I Get It (21)
- 03: Last Call (34)
- 02: Research (26)
- 01: Seven Sensational Suggestions for Sex Under the Stars (22)
July 2007 (27)
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- 31: Rehearsal (26)
- 30: Booze (34)
- 28: Thank You, Friendly Cabbie (22)
- 27: So Here We Are at BlogHer (23)
- 26: Outdoor Sex Stories for Swag (34)
- 25: Goldfrau (26)
- 24: Smoke (22)
- 23: Thunking-Punctuated Fucking with Gushing (17)
- 21: Lost Opportunity (21)
- 20: Vacillation (41)
- 19: Part Two: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once (23)
- 18: Part One: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once (28)
- 17: Countdown (14)
- 16: Dating Site Messages, Part Three in a Series Which May Never End (37)
- 14: My How Far We’ve Come (22)
- 13: Melee (25)
- 12: A Strictly Hypothetical Situation (37)
- 11: Insecurity Unlimited (35)
- 10: Plan (29)
- 09: Twenty-One Hours (25)
- 07: $10 Pool (22)
- 06: Pretty Noose (42)
- 05: The Moment (21)
- 04: Couch (12)
- 03: So…um…yeah (10)
- 03: Messy (25)
- 02: Having Great Experiences on Dating Sites (19)
June 2007 (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Saturday-Sunday Swag, Sweeties (22)
- 29: Hidden Kink (54)
- 28: Routine (25)
- 27: I Must Share These or My Brain Will Explode (43)
- 26: Is a Month Before the Bondage Scene Too Soon to Use a Safe Word? (26)
- 25: Life Story Told in Lube (29)
- 23: BlogHer Swag (25)
- 22: Miscellany (26)
- 21: Fragments (23)
- 20: Deep Throat (34)
- 19: One Really Should Plan Ahead (30)
- 18: NRE (31)
- 16: Beware the Tremendous Gravitational Pull of My Pussy and Ass! (31)
- 15: Just Words (31)
- 14: Spread Open (26)
- 13: Corporeal (49)
- 12: Squat (16)
- 11: Posts from January 2006 (5)
- 10: Dig (28)
- 08: What If… (41)
- 07: Licked Eyeball (16)
- 06: The Danger of Light and Joy (28)
- 05: How to Win Swag on AAG / Unisex Internal Vibe Review / Audio Files from Unfettered Cravings (12)
- 05: Lost Virginity (25)
- 04: In a Velvet Glove (38)
- 02: Oh Hai I Has a Swag, Leeve Comment, Plz K Thnks (25)
- 01: The Grammar, It Saddens Me (59)
May 2007 (32)
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- 31: Shopping (23)
- 30: An Observant Sex-Toy (27)
- 28: Got My Big Girl Panties On, BB (60)
- 27: Pffft, or What I Learned While Serving as the Meat in a Married Couple Sandwich (15)
- 26: Missing Watch (2)
- 25: Blueberry Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (0)
- 24: Peonies (0)
- 23: Like Stone (1)
- 22: Tight Ship (0)
- 21: Lack of Wank –and– Swag from Tantus (0)
- 20: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Template, All the Live-Long Day… (0)
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- 17: A Report on Pleasuring the Pierced Penis (1)
- 16: For Only a Moment (1)
- 15: Mother’s Day Present –and– The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas (0)
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- 11: Drilling a Hole in the Table (0)
- 10: Orgy Invitation: Top 5 Ways to Get One! (1)
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- 05: Finding the Elusive Orgy Date (0)
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- 03: The Art and Science of Digitally Enhancing Your Junk (0)
- 02: Dating Site High Jinks, Mercenary Writin’ & WhoGets.com (0)
- 01: Abstinence Only, Of Course (0)
- 01: Trash-Talking (3)
April 2007 (24)
Detailed Monthly Archive
- 30: Status Report: Separation, Changes, AdSense and the Future (0)
- 28: She Beat Up the Car with Her Shoe (0)
- 27: Creeping Phlox (0)
- 26: A Measure of How Incompetent Your Hostess Really Is (0)
- 26: Virtual Kinky Book Tour 2007 (0)
- 25: Spread (0)
- 24: Gotten Goat (0)
- 23: One Helluva Trailer (0)
- 21: I Hope (1)
- 19: Overlap (0)
- 18: Not in Any Way That Matters (0)
- 17: Gratitude (0)
- 16: Holding Hands in the Coffee Shop (2)
- 14: Orange (0)
- 13: Stuff that Doesn’t Belong Anywhere Else (0)
- 12: A Brief Rant on Condom Usage (1)
- 11: Death Cab for Cutie (0)
- 09: The Folder (0)
- 07: Frozen (0)
- 06: Since I’ve Written Altogether Too Much This Week (0)
- 05: Move (1)
- 04: Constant Approach Tweaking (0)
- 03: …but for the father, nothing (1)
- 02: I Need to Disinfect My Eyes (0)
March 2007 (28)
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- 31: Discussed Very Quietly Over Coffee (0)
- 30: Math is Hard (0)
- 29: Buried in Sex Toys (2)
- 28: Doggie-Style (0)
- 27: Head Over the Banister (0)
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