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September 2010  (3)
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• 02: A New Kind of Bra (3)
• 01: So true (1)
• 01: Scale and Time (11)

August 2010  (33)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: On the Subject of Cleanliness (16)
• 30: Chocolate Ice Cream (6)
• 27: To blog is therefore to let go of your writing (7)
• 27: 9649 (1)
• 27: Degradation of Social Skills (6)
• 26: Who Wouldn’t (36)
• 25: The First Day (7)
• 24: Resent (16)
• 23: The Greatest Insult (4)
• 20: Mass Hole Mommy (1)
• 19: Unexpected Question (17)
• 18: Reality Alone is Reliable (3)
• 18: Change (1)
• 17: This is a Thing I Need to Remember (4)
• 16: A Blanket of Unicorn Exhalations and Moonbeams (21)
• 15: This Picture Makes Me So Happy (5)
• 14: How does one prepare for a night of fisting? (11)
• 13: Protective Amnesia (27)
• 12: Knack (5)
• 11: Want to follow my tweets without signing up for Twitter? (2)
• 11: Marriage is About the Physical and Moral Integrity of Women (16)
• 10: Showing Up at Orgies with a Tupperware Container (11)
• 09: What do you make of this? (44)
• 09: “It is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.” (0)
• 09: Back to School, Back to Work, Back to Fun (7)
• 06: The Problem with Traditional Gender Roles (7)
• 06: It’s Rather Painful, Right? (11)
• 05: From Another Dimension (9)
• 04: On Sex-Positivity and Being Offended (24)
• 03: “Negotiated Infidelity” (20)
• 03: Easy (6)
• 02: VIP Room (6)
• 01: Step 3–Lube Profit (0)

July 2010  (37)
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• 31: Clean Cock (2)
• 30: “God Did Not Create Anal Sex” (21)
• 29: Look What Came in the Mail! (10)
• 28: “It appears that more children could potentially benefit from having permanent homes with capable parents if lesbian and gay adults were allowed to adopt in the U.S. and elsewhere.” (5)
• 28: After-Sex Financial Advice (11)
• 27: Short a Hand (16)
• 26: MOMENTUM  (2)
• 26: Extra Value Swim Lessons (7)
• 23: Building Bridges on Scarleteen (3)
• 22: On “Male” and “Female” Modes of Conversation (0)
• 22: Someone Who Had Been Shot Every Day of His Life (8)
• 21: Keep Away (3)
• 21: Find Me (0)
• 21: Thirty-five Days Before School Starts and the Mom Taxi is Running Out of Gas (18)
• 20: It’s Really Pretty, If You Can Get Past the Part About Your Vaginal Wall Peeling Away (33)
• 19: Blow. Hard. (47)
• 17: Time’s Arrow (11)
• 17: Victim Blaming in the Checkout Aisle (3)
• 16: “Almost” Assault (57)
• 15: Come Over Sometime. We’ll Have Salad. (5)
• 14: Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies (7)
• 14: Porn Is Important (7)
• 14: Selective Amnesia (2)
• 13: Summit (14)
• 12: It Really Was That Awkward (6)
• 09: Born Not Belonging (5)
• 09: Like a Ride in an Amusement Park (7)
• 08: Minutes (5)
• 07: Why the Ten Commandments Suck from Franklin Veaux (1)
• 07: Slightly… (5)
• 06: The World Is Meaningless (0)
• 05: An Awkward Seduction (14)
• 03: You know what the Fourth of July makes me think of? Vibrators, that’s what. (2)
• 02: Tiger (4)
• 01: Nothing is Private But No One Cares (1)
• 01: Everything’s better with more Christopher Walken (2)
• 01: Be a Man (27)

June 2010  (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: The Shining Whiteness of the Bridal Gown (18)
• 29: Glad I Could Help (2)
• 28: CAFFEINE!!!!1!!!!!!!!! (4)
• 28: The Need for a Power Strip (20)
• 25: Oh Dear God (9)
• 24: On the Plus Side, I Now Know Everything I’ll Ever Need To Know About Decorating a Birthday Cake Like a Treasure Map (0)
• 23: What I’ve Been Doing… (4)
• 22: Four Words (10)
• 21: Real (8)
• 18: A Chicken In Every Pot And… (17)
• 17: Time Machine (13)
• 16: Repopulate (29)
• 15: Artichoke (22)
• 14: Email From a Former EF Employee (45)
• 11: The Comfort of Thinking “It Can’t Happen To Us” (21)
• 10: “Is All Gay” (2)
• 10: From Exile (20)
• 09: Statistics (16)
• 08: It must be exactly 12″ long: (1)
• 08: GUESS WHAT JUST CAME IN THE MAIL (27)
• 08: Baffled (34)
• 07: Rose (6)
• 04: On the “In” Crowd and Sex Blogging (96)
• 03: Exhausting Self-Control (5)
• 03: Okay, Cupid (25)
• 02: No Help (14)
• 01: Only One Small Problem (9)

May 2010  (40)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Happy Memorial Day (6)
• 30: The big questions are answered: (9)
• 29: Babeland’s Memorial Weekend Sale (0)
• 28: Almost Certainly a Mistake (10)
• 27: Really Liberator? (35)
• 27: I’d like to go to India (0)
• 27: A Question About Linking from a Reader (7)
• 26: Things I’m Doing Today (2)
• 25: “There’s a culture of deception at Eden” (3)
• 25: A red herring, a misdirection, a distraction (1)
• 25: Sitting in the Parking Lot Minding My Own Business (8)
• 24: Wars Have Been Fought Over Less, or Why I’ll be teaching my child logic and critical thinking over the summer break (17)
• 23: Sale at The Sensual Vegan (0)
• 21: Ask Yourself (14)
• 20: A response from maymay (2)
• 20: Screencaps of EF Removed Forum Thread (5)
• 20: EdenFantasys’ Black Hole of Links (20)
• 19: Edenfantasys’s unethical technology is a self-referential black hole (20)
• 19: Addition to the Bill (15)
• 18: An Afternoon Spent Bowling with Little Children (12)
• 17: Stupid Parents (7)
• 15: Don’t pounce on a new partner with obvious delight (3)
• 15: Was this the very best picture he had? (7)
• 14: Problems with EdenFantasys, Take Nine-Thousand (26)
• 13: Written about a tea-partier but applicable in so many other situations: (3)
• 13: Let me get it let me get it let me get it let me get it (7)
• 13: Oh man… (8)
• 12: Courtest Prevents Accidents (0)
• 12: Nature’s Own Orgasm Balls… (5)
• 12: Loss of Objectivity (9)
• 11: Disconnect (2)
• 10: nobody but yourself (1)
• 10: Exactly the Wrong Word (11)
• 07: 8723 (1)
• 07: Hope (4)
• 06: The Person Behind the Counter (8)
• 05: Two Words In… (8)
• 04: Hallelujah (7)
• 04: Huh.  (1)
• 03: Giraffe (12)

April 2010  (34)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: A Very Personal Message from The Beautiful Kind (186)
• 29: Brilliant Take-Down of the Biggest Jackhole Ever To Give Sex Advice (1)
• 29: Can You Picture This? (14)
• 28: Not Soon Enough (8)
• 27: 8505 (2)
• 27: This Might Make Me Happier About Vacuuming (0)
• 27: Unnatural Stuff (15)
• 26: To Filter (5)
• 24: 8478 (0)
• 23: Turning the Corner (9)
• 23: Great News for Scarleteen (0)
• 22: To Rage (4)
• 21: The Only Thing Making Me Feel Better Today (9)
• 20: The Morning Started Out So Well (20)
• 19: Words That Are Transphobic (8)
• 19: Beware of Holes in Fences (15)
• 16: It’s Nearly 10pm… (9)
• 15: Installation (24)
• 14: Payment (6)
• 13: Thermometer (9)
• 12: FIFY (12)
• 12: Stink (12)
• 10: Feedback please? (29)
• 09: Fiscal Responsibility (6)
• 08: Handmaid (10)
• 07: Only too true: (3)
• 07: J (5)
• 06: What would you do in this situation? (12)
• 06: Do You Know My Friends? (3)
• 05: A morning of awkwardness… (4)
• 05: Disappointment (13)
• 03: What Will You Do? (2)
• 02: BBC (28)
• 01: Convincing (6)

March 2010  (29)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: What Worries You? (5)
• 31: People Say the Nicest Things (10)
• 30: Submissive Parents? (12)
• 29: Comments Like This Said Unabashedly At Panera Are Why I Adore My Friend (4)
• 26: I want to live in this room: (6)
• 26: Grimy (12)
• 25: This is My House Today: (0)
• 25: This is What I’ve Been Up To (6)
• 24: Pet Your Bunny! (1)
• 24: Blogroll (22)
• 23: Dragon (10)
• 22: The Case of the Missing Vibrator (16)
• 20: There is nothing stopping you from doing the type of work you want to do: (1)
• 19: They Tell Me (29)
• 17: Spam (5)
• 16: Well Hello There! (6)
• 12: Pleasure Before Paint (10)
• 11: Wheel of Fortune (3)
• 10: The Middle (2)
• 09: Flood Recovery (11)
• 08: On Being a Liberator Affiliate (22)
• 06: I want to live here: (7)
• 05: Troublesome Penis (3)
• 04: Heather Corinna’s Study on Casual Sex (3)
• 04: You Know What Happens? (11)
• 03: “The cultural dissonance is almost deafening” (3)
• 03: Transition (10)
• 02: What Is (4)
• 01: On Teenagers and Vampire Novels (27)

February 2010  (28)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 26: Straw Woman (12)
• 25: And This Is Why We Don’t Homeschool (15)
• 24: Jane’s Guide (9)
• 23: Repetitive Questions (9)
• 22: It Most Certainly Is (7)
• 22: Note on the Pillow (25)
• 19: If All Goes Well… (13)
• 18: Would You Date This Man? (24)
• 18: Voice (10)
• 17: No Problem At All (6)
• 16: Fit (18)
• 15: Is it me… (15)
• 12: Bondara Swag (65)
• 11: I Am The Beautiful Kind (19)
• 10: Right After I Said “Please Stop Gnawing On Your Toes” and Right Before I Said “Because I’m the Mommy, That’s Why” (8)
• 09: Taxed (27)
• 08: Question from a Reader: Anal Sex and Worry (29)
• 07: Jane, have a cookie (3)
• 06: A Penitent Villain (1)
• 05: Please Forgive Me (8)
• 04: 2011 Sex Blogger Calendar (5)
• 04: Wednesday, Four Years Ago (18)
• 03: Empowered and beautiful and strong (11)
• 03: Sisyphus is happy (4)
• 03: Sux (1)
• 02: It is Always a Tragedy (24)
• 01: I want to float too! (3)
• 01: A Conversation Over Brunch (18)

January 2010  (43)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: CineKinksters! (0)
• 29: Extreme! Fisting! (0)
• 29: Someone’s Got To Go (15)
• 28: So Confused (33)
• 28: Are You the One? (18)
• 27: The love wanga: (0)
• 27: Gum (7)
• 26: If the Van’s A-Rockin’… (7)
• 25: “You fake it until it becomes real.” (1)
• 25: Flan Cake (2)
• 24: “Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be but nobody need worry.” (4)
• 23: Pain is… (4)
• 22: Nothing says I love you… (1)
• 22: The Abortion is a Blessing (35)
• 22: Pst, C’Mere (4)
• 21: Some days I would but not today and probably not tomorrow either.  (1)
• 21: Extra Glowiness (10)
• 20: Are You a CineKinkster? (0)
• 20: CineKinksters (3)
• 19: Right On: (2)
• 19: Are you a Dark Odyssey virgin? (0)
• 19: Good art… (2)
• 19: Beaver (3)
• 18: Fuck Your Fascist Beauty Standards (5)
• 18: Fit To Be (8)
• 16: Dibs! (0)
• 15: Gollum (3)
• 14: Pst, Valentine’s Day is coming soon (5)
• 14: The Lovely Bones (18)
• 13: Philosophy Referee Hand Signals (7)
• 13: Response (3)
• 12: Acting Like a Grownup (8)
• 11: Common old-fashioned fuck (8)
• 10: My Favorite Photo of the Night (11)
• 09: Subversive (5)
• 08: Photos! (3)
• 07: From the Archives: In the Mail (5)
• 06: Travel Day! (10)
• 05: Bicycle Bondage (3)
• 05: Presence (5)
• 04: Ah, yes… Happy New Year! (0)
• 04: Some of My Best Friends Are Perverts (27)
• 01: Resolutions (2)

December 2009  (51)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Happy 2010 (2)
• 31: From the Archives: Doggie-Style (With an Update) (12)
• 30: Christmas Eve Crisis (5)
• 29: To the Person Searching For The Best Stimulating Vibrator: (4)
• 28: Yum (3)
• 28: Hairy Leg + Stocking = So Fucking Hot (6)
• 28: Infinite Variety (6)
• 27: “Sores” or Creamy Discharge (8)
• 26: End of the Year Donations Time (0)
• 24: Merry Christmas! (5)
• 24: That whole thing about Mommy kissing Santa Claus? (0)
• 24: Twelve Days of Christmas: Day 12 (0)
• 24: Jane’s Guide Facebook Fan Page (0)
• 23: Jane’s Guide WordPress Plugin (2)
• 23: What is a saint? (1)
• 23: From the Archives: Auntie’s Visit (3)
• 22: From the Archives: Quandry (20)
• 21: WE care: (2)
• 21: From the Archives: First Time (7)
• 20: Erector Set! (4)
• 20: Uncommon Resiliency (0)
• 18: In Eighteen Months (8)
• 17: The Internet Does Not Love You (4)
• 17: Bargaining (5)
• 16: He can put it gently inside the woman’s baby-making hole… (8)
• 16: Widgets (5)
• 15: December Desperation? (19)
• 14: Motivation (13)
• 12: All I Want for Christmas (4)
• 11: Disclosure Policy (14)
• 10: I’d like to have sex toys designed like this (8)
• 10: Eagle Creek (1)
• 10: And Make It Last (9)
• 09: Punishment for Sexual Sinners  (13)
• 09: If a Ten-Year-Old Can Figure It Out… (10)
• 08: Our Deepest Fear (6)
• 08: Every time I tried acting normal… (0)
• 08: Question Sixteen (30)
• 07: The Other Side of That Coin (14)
• 06: Panda Cupcakes! (2)
• 06: Perfect for members of the Diogenes Club (0)
• 05: At the Diogenes Club (2)
• 04: Support Scarleteen Today (1)
• 04: Your body parts are not communal property (4)
• 04: The Great Coat Brouhaha of 2009 (24)
• 03: Devil Please (0)
• 03: Best Sex Toys: The Best of the Rest (3)
• 02: Send a message to your senator now: (3)
• 02: Want too (1)
• 02: Additive (13)
• 01: Still Dark Out (5)

November 2009  (79)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Sex-Positivity and Judgment (3)
• 30: Karl Elvis, I love your taste in women (27)
• 30: Radio Blowfish Podcast (8)
• 30: Things I Love About My Partner’s Cock (9)
• 28: Fascination (4)
• 27: SWEET (6)
• 27: The Stoakes-Whibley Natural Index of Supernatural Collective Nouns (1)
• 26: Thankfulness (1)
• 25: This Makes Me Weak In the Knees (2)
• 25: This is an Example… (12)
• 24: Someone should have given me a print of this… (2)
• 24: I’ll be in my bunk (10)
• 23: I could watch this all day… (11)
• 23: Characters for an Epic Tale (1)
• 23: The bluest eye (0)
• 23: Almost makes me wish for another baby so I could teach him the alphabet with this (0)
• 23: Is this true? (1)
• 23: Strange Girls (2)
• 23: Steaming (6)
• 22: Are you happy? (1)
• 21: Who Wanted My Breast? (14)
• 21: Genderfork (0)
• 20: RSVP (2)
• 20: Opinion (16)
• 19: Crucifix  (12)
• 18: There is a basin in the mind (0)
• 18: Tony Buff (2)
• 18: The edge of humiliating yourself (0)
• 18: Envy (11)
• 17: Kiss (1)
• 17: The Naiads (1)
• 17: Come On Up (1)
• 17: I want to do this someday… (7)
• 17: CineKink: San Francisco (0)
• 17: Best Sex Toys: Lubes for All (19)
• 16: Can you fall for someone you’ve never met? (7)
• 16: Four (6)
• 15: Red Hair (3)
• 15: Carrie Prejean has allegedly written a book… (4)
• 14: I want a behind like hers… (8)
• 14: Support Scarleteen Today (3)
• 13: 6845 (0)
• 13: i love her body… (7)
• 13: I can make you… (1)
• 13: Tit For (10)
• 12: “She’s just so fucking gorgeous.” (10)
• 12: Mutton Yesterday, Mutton Today, and Blimey… (1)
• 12: Best Sex Toys: Especially for Men (8)
• 11: Wet (4)
• 11: On the Judging of Homecoming Queens (9)
• 10: TokyoCandies (7)
• 10: Bra (8)
• 09: I love her arms… (4)
• 09: Gorgeous (9)
• 09: People are supposed to fuck (5)
• 09: Top 100 Sex Bloggers of 2009 (6)
• 09: Laze (12)
• 08: 6761 (6)
• 08: The Plague (0)
• 08: A Modest Gay Marriage Proposal (20)
• 07: 6742 (1)
• 06: 6701 (2)
• 06: 6704 (1)
• 06: Glimpses (7)
• 05: 6691 (2)
• 05: 6689 (1)
• 05: This is creeping me out in a fabulous way (4)
• 05: May I Have a Sick Day Please? (14)
• 04: 6660 (2)
• 04: Binding (10)
• 03: 6651 (6)
• 03: I’ve got your stimulus package, right here! (0)
• 03: 6642 (2)
• 03: Trick or Tract (21)
• 02: 6638 (0)
• 02: On doing business with crooks (0)
• 02: PHOTOS: Watched Like a Hawkes / Queerty (2)
• 02: A Conversation, 5:30am on the First Day After Daylight Savings Time Ends (7)
• 01: Inflate With Anticipation (3)

October 2009  (75)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: 6603 (8)
• 30: It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers. (5)
• 30: Empire (16)
• 29: Best of NYC! (0)
• 29: Best Sex Toys: Vibrators (21)
• 28: 6562 (0)
• 28: 6558 (0)
• 28: 6554 (6)
• 28: Unicorn (14)
• 27: 6352 (1)
• 27: Secret Jaw Fish (0)
• 27: Jelly Babies (0)
• 27: The Care and Feeding of Introverts (11)
• 27: Make Your Own Sex-Toy: A Pocket Pussy Polemic Part Two (3)
• 26: Cocksexual.com (0)
• 26: 6532 (4)
• 26: Translation, please? (3)
• 26: Make Your Own Sex-Toy: A Pocket Pussy Polemic Part One (21)
• 25: Motherfucken snakes on a motherfucken plane (2)
• 25: This is why I failed:  (1)
• 25: 6462 (2)
• 24: If the only alternative… (0)
• 24: Is It Any Wonder That This Product Is Discontinued? (1)
• 23: Would You Put Your Penis In This? (6)
• 23: Want: (5)
• 23: Horny Week (9)
• 22: AthleticModelGuild.com (0)
• 22: Drooling: (0)
• 22: Yummy (2)
• 22: Period (13)
• 21: Love, 1962 American High School Style: (0)
• 21: Can’t Stop Looking (3)
• 21: Schadenfreude Proves Unruly (1)
• 21: How to Feel Miserable as an Artist (1)
• 21: The Mystery of Sex, Unlocked by a Man with a Pipe: (7)
• 21: A Good Divorce (12)
• 20: Rolling in the Ugly Ditch (10)
• 19: 6340 (0)
• 19: WANT (1)
• 19: 6334 (4)
• 19: Remembered (6)
• 18: 6311 (3)
• 17: I have no idea what you’re talking about so here’s a picture of a man fucking a raw chicken (20)
• 17: Swag! (27)
• 16: Is This Einstein on This Penis? (14)
• 16: Working Definition of Xtianity: (8)
• 16: Questions Which Must Be Answered Before My First Sex Date in Over Six Weeks (6)
• 15: 5362 (1)
• 15: 5363 (0)
• 15: 5364 (0)
• 15: Buffet (15)
• 14: 5365 (0)
• 14: Internet Entitlement (59)
• 13: 5366 (3)
• 13: 5369 (0)
• 13: A Pre-Existing Condition (20)
• 12: 5370 (0)
• 12: Malingering (23)
• 11: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 12 (13)
• 09: Send Chicken Soup (5)
• 08: Between the Cats and the Kids There’s Always Someone Else to Blame (8)
• 07: Sex Blogger Calendar Release Party (0)
• 06: 5373 (0)
• 06: After One Month (8)
• 05: An Either-or-Choice (27)
• 04: 5374 (0)
• 04: 5375 (0)
• 04: Sunday Brag-Along, Volume 11 (9)
• 03: 5376 (0)
• 03: 5377 (0)
• 02: Here There and Everywhere (7)
• 01: 5378 (0)
• 01: 5379 (0)
• 01: It’s not that complicated. Well, maybe kinda… but still. (0)
• 01: It Doesn’t Matter (54)

September 2009  (80)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: 5380 (0)
• 30: Memorable (23)
• 29: Are you ready to submit?! (0)
• 29: 2:30 a.m. (20)
• 28: 5381 (0)
• 28: 5382 (0)
• 28: Roomba (14)
• 27: 5383 (0)
• 27: 5384 (0)
• 27: Sunday Brag-Along Volume I Don’t Remember Anymore (10)
• 25: Happy 4th Bloggerversary! (49)
• 24: 5385 (0)
• 24: 5386 (0)
• 24: I Am Not Making This Up (21)
• 23: Preferences (20)
• 22: 5387 (0)
• 22: 5388 (0)
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• 10: 22nd Carnival of Sexual Freedom and Autonomy (17)
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August 2009  (92)
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• 28: Give Me One Good Reason (28)
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• 27: Liberator Zeppelin, I Love You Even Though I Now Have Foam in Places No One Should Ever Have Foam (11)
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July 2009  (164)
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• 29: Not Here (6)
• 26: Dirty House (19)
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• 24: Is It Possible to Block All Dating Site Emails? Forever? (14)
• 23: Next Week We’ll Start Checking His Arms for Track Marks (4)
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• 20: Recently on Beyond the Birds and the Bees (4)
• 19: Hot (20)
• 18: Half-Past Ten (8)
• 17: Stretch Open (19)
• 16: Opportunity (7)
• 15: Of New Phones and Names (19)
• 12: Debate (50)
• 11: Freedom on the Swing (15)
• 10: Indolent Wastrel (17)
• 09: So You Think You Want to Fist, Part Two (13)
• 08: So You Think You Want to Fist, Part One (17)
• 06: Mooove the Moo Cards (18)
• 05: Good News & A Concern (12)
• 04: Viable Alternative: New Hood Ornaments (24)
• 03: Privilege  (20)
• 02: Complicated Answers (20)
• 01: Phone Call (17)

May 2009  (22)
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• 31: It’s Time (7)
• 29: Returns (4)
• 28: Beetastrophe, or How the Quest for the Perfect Icon Nearly Did Me In (21)
• 27: Babeland Babe of the Month (18)
• 26: Question from the Inbox (19)
• 25: Memorial Day (0)
• 22: The Case of the Disappearing Package (16)
• 21: BeyondBirdsBees.com (5)
• 20: White Tee (11)
• 19: Tour of Kink.com (3)
• 18: There’s Really No Other Explanation  (6)
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• 14: Odalisque (15)
• 13: Zealously Vanilla (22)
• 12: A Good Reason for Misanthropy (15)
• 11: A Bottle of Water (10)
• 08: A Loss for Words Redux (11)
• 07: An Excuse I Can Almost Accept (12)
• 06: Polly (13)
• 05: Helicopter (7)
• 04: The Truth (8)
• 01: Filthy Socks (12)

April 2009  (23)
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• 30: Porn, Consent and Respect (11)
• 29: To Creep (28)
• 28: New (47)
• 27: A Loss for Words (13)
• 24: Sweet Angel of the Vet’s Office (12)
• 23: Dear Mr. Australian Sex Toy Dude (16)
• 22: Onward and Upward (6)
• 21: A Sight One Cannot Unsee (24)
• 20: Ad FAIL (32)
• 17: Fig (21)
• 16: Just Lying There (10)
• 15: The Big Clean (4)
• 14: Six (23)
• 13: Proposition (24)
• 12: Amazon Rank (5)
• 10: A Quick Lunch (7)
• 09: A Little Love for the Larger Ladies (25)
• 08: Suggestions, Please? (19)
• 07: Wound Up All Over Again (31)
• 06: Normalcy (18)
• 03: A Delicate Flower (12)
• 02: Going to Canada (9)
• 01: Just Kidding. Really. (9)

March 2009  (22)
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• 31: Prayer (5)
• 30: I’ve Always Wondered How These Things Got Started (18)
• 27: Hermit (24)
• 26: Priming the Pump (19)
• 25: Smoke (9)
• 24: In Which I Wish for a Redistribution of the Energy in My House (10)
• 23: Back to the Beginning (25)
• 20: Whining Weekend Swag (38)
• 19: Your Review Sux and You Suck Too, Sucker, So Go Suck It (13)
• 18: Dressing Left (37)
• 17: Surprize Buttseck (10)
• 16: Barbie (15)
• 13: Independent (10)
• 12: TMI (27)
• 11: Work (13)
• 10: Receed (18)
• 09: Pony Tail (13)
• 06: Surprise Friday Swag (97)
• 05: Presents (17)
• 04: Milkshake (19)
• 03: Preschool (17)
• 02: Arm Twist (7)

February 2009  (21)
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• 28: Yet Another Test (8)
• 27: Levitate (14)
• 26: Fruit (8)
• 25: Text (17)
• 24: Destruction (33)
• 23: Two Images (9)
• 20: Just a Few Minutes (12)
• 19: Cumbersome (21)
• 18: Misconscrew* (14)
• 17: Thirty Years (13)
• 16: Training Wheels (14)
• 13: Pawn (19)
• 12: Getting Religion (21)
• 11: Sublunary (23)
• 10: In Which an Email Makes Me Consider the State of My Mental Health (20)
• 09: Towel Hoard (15)
• 06: Not Griping! Nope, Definitely Not Griping! (12)
• 05: The Seduction of Buzzy Things (46)
• 04: Boundary (47)
• 03: Matchmaker (9)
• 02: They Say It’s My Birthday (56)

January 2009  (22)
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• 30: Inch (23)
• 29: One (19)
• 28: Not Quite (20)
• 27: Coat (10)
• 26: Garage Door (17)
• 23: May I Make Some Suggestions?  (30)
• 22: Cake (26)
• 21: Answer (15)
• 20: Don’t Fence Me In (13)
• 19: Insecure (20)
• 16: Maybe I Should Have Said Yes? (12)
• 15: Are You Serious? I’m Running for My Life Some Days! (11)
• 14: Warning Label (25)
• 13: Seven Towels (13)
• 12: Vitamins (20)
• 09: Hot New Technique (27)
• 08: A Time Suck of Gargantuan Proportions (27)
• 07: Test (11)
• 06: Injury (12)
• 05: Update on EdenFantasys.com Problems (36)
• 02: Or Maybe I’m a Bad Mother (32)
• 01: Happy New Year (12)

December 2008  (22)
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• 31: Hit in the Head (18)
• 30: Redux (19)
• 29: Allons Faire Une Menage a Trois Avec Sexy_Gal_XX (10)
• 25: Merry Christmas (18)
• 24: Cynical (23)
• 22: Why I Won’t Be Around Much This Week (10)
• 19: New Knowledge (15)
• 18: One Word (9)
• 17: Shrink (22)
• 16: Lesson (14)
• 15: It’s Very Simple, Really (25)
• 12: Sexy Stocking Stuffers (4)
• 11: Tracings (17)
• 10: This is Why I Love the Internet (13)
• 09: After Tears (12)
• 08: Exactly the Same (6)
• 06: Mr. Man Saturday Swag (22)
• 05: In Which Capitalization Ignites My Imagination (32)
• 04: Tears (60)
• 03: 2009 NYC SexBloggers Calendar (7)
• 02: So They Say (30)
• 01: The Power of Dirt Repulsion (27)

November 2008  (21)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 28: Post-Thanksgiving Swag (64)
• 27: Thanksgiving (15)
• 26: Byzantine (19)
• 25: Bean (8)
• 24: Every Single Day (31)
• 22: Doing Good for the Holidays (6)
• 20: More NodNightmares.com (34)
• 20: The Distant Memory of a Very Bad Dream (14)
• 19: I Guess Someone Has to Monitor These Things (16)
• 18: MP3 (54)
• 17: The Deciding Factor (21)
• 15: Cleaning Out the Toy Box Swag (30)
• 14: Party (32)
• 13: The Ocean and Quiet (39)
• 12: Speaks Louder (22)
• 11: Just Because You Asked… (17)
• 10: The Options (23)
• 07: On the Occasion of Having the Flu (26)
• 05: The Vote (29)
• 04: Fishy (21)
• 03: No (20)

October 2008  (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: No One Needs a Car That Shiny (10)
• 30: Shopping (17)
• 29: Sudden End (22)
• 28: October Afternoon (22)
• 27: Gush (12)
• 25: Blowfish Saturday Swag (112)
• 24: Thrashed Hair (53)
• 23: Too Much and Not Enough (20)
• 22: Live Like You’re Dying (24)
• 21: Because the Entire Internet Will Hate Me If I Don’t (9)
• 20: Imaginary Vagina (23)
• 18: Saturday Stuff (13)
• 17: Some of My Best Friends Are Tentacles (53)
• 16: Recipe (14)
• 15: NodNightmares.com, Part Three (42)
• 14: NodNightmares.com, Part Two (22)
• 13: NodNightmares.com, Part One (22)
• 10: A Decade of Child-Rearing  (14)
• 09: Security (21)
• 08: Bacon (18)
• 07: Spoon (18)
• 06: China (13)
• 03: Float (13)
• 02: Still Awesome, Thank You Very Much (22)
• 01: Suddenly (31)

September 2008  (24)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Lifetime Membership (27)
• 29: Key (32)
• 27: Happy Third Bloggerversary To Me. Have Some Presents! (14)
• 26: The Circularity of Annoyance (18)
• 25: Stand Back (18)
• 24: In Front of the Fireplace: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3 (Take 2) (13)
• 23: Toys in Trouble: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #5 (23)
• 22: An Appetizer Before Dinner: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #4 (23)
• 21: Pour Vous: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #3 (11)
• 20: Preparing for Her Arrival: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #2 (7)
• 19: Marie’s Secret: Babeland Swag Contest Finalist #1 (19)
• 18: Bedtime in Bedlam (19)
• 17: Nobody Else Will (19)
• 16: Progress (12)
• 15: House (43)
• 10: On a Cold Foggy Morning (9)
• 09: Longing (8)
• 08: Maneuvering (12)
• 07: How Are Those Stories Coming Along, Hm? (9)
• 06: Swag Reminder (8)
• 05: I’ve Teased You Long Enough (19)
• 04: Magical Thinking (21)
• 02: A Year of Living Alone (20)
• 01: Weekend Swag Hint #3, Extra Super-Bonus Edition (18)

August 2008  (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Weekend Swag Hint #2 (8)
• 30: Weekend Swag Hint #1 (12)
• 29: One Request (17)
• 28: This Explains My Mental Deterioration Quite Well (20)
• 27: Uncovered (36)
• 26: String (13)
• 25: Absence (11)
• 21: Snap (73)
• 20: Tender (6)
• 19: New Carpool (23)
• 18: Weather Report (7)
• 16: Burbling Over With Unadulterated Joy (27)
• 15: Ambrosial Ejaculations (12)
• 14: Delayed Reaction (32)
• 12: In Praise of Average Buckets of Popcorn and Cocks (31)
• 11: Thin Line (66)
• 09: Kink.com DVD Swag (76)
• 08: The Best Motivation (37)
• 07: Send Help (13)
• 06: Umbrella (3)
• 05: Payback (7)
• 04: Bond (9)
• 01: Because I Don’t Say It Enough (34)

July 2008  (22)
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• 31: Would This Count as a Red Flag? (60)
• 30: But If My Hearing Aid Falls Out, I Won’t Know What You’re Saying (13)
• 29: In the Mirror (27)
• 28: One Way To His Heart (27)
• 26: Blogroll (19)
• 25: A Good Girl (47)
• 24: Why, Where Do You Keep Yours? (24)
• 23: Powerful (16)
• 21: To Ponder (89)
• 19: Woody Saturday Swag (90)
• 18: After Dinner Conversation (11)
• 17: Veins (13)
• 16: Does Anyone Make a Topaz Dildo? (18)
• 15: What To Do, What To Do? (45)
• 14: Sleep (11)
• 11: Sissy Maid (29)
• 10: Poly Luv (20)
• 09: Interference (28)
• 08: Hitachis: 2, AAG: 0 (24)
• 07: I Got a Blow Job and It Was Fucken Awesome (28)
• 02: V-a-c-a-t-i-o-n (28)
• 01: China Cabinet (6)

June 2008  (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: As Advertised (13)
• 28: We Have No Swag, So Please Accept Some Free Porn Instead With My Most Humble Apologies (12)
• 27: Weird (12)
• 26: Soaked Through (14)
• 25: How to Make the Mommy Blush (22)
• 24: Greeting Card (11)
• 23: Exposure One (13)
• 21: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Vibe (13)
• 20: The Clothes Make the Boy (18)
• 19: Found Porn (9)
• 18: Bugs (22)
• 17: What’s a Girl Gotta Do To Get a Little Help with the Clit Rubbing? (15)
• 16: It’s Time (37)
• 13: Question (63)
• 12: Fence (27)
• 11: Mirror (23)
• 10: There’s No Such Thing as Just One More When the Hitachi is Involved (17)
• 09: Lock Down (30)
• 07: Saturday Swag from Comstock Films (127)
• 05: Folding Inadequacies (26)
• 04: Psychic (28)
• 03: Drift (14)
• 02: Under Tree (28)

May 2008  (22)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Example (31)
• 28: The Tale of the Shoe (42)
• 27: Boundaries (51)
• 26: This is So Cool I Can Barely Stand It (8)
• 24: Babeland Sexy Mama Swag (57)
• 23: There’s No Such Thing as a Short Wank When the Hitachi is Involved (14)
• 22: Ball Scrutiny (20)
• 21: Boobies (12)
• 20: Straight (11)
• 19: Intervention (21)
• 16: Heels (36)
• 14: Sitter (17)
• 13: Apple (60)
• 12: Druthers (26)
• 10: My Buddy Swag (113)
• 09: Doesn’t Everyone Carry a Bottle of Lube at All Times? (38)
• 07: Bedroom Revision (16)
• 06: It All Adds Up (22)
• 05: Wilhelm (24)
• 03: Wooden Swag from NobEssence (113)
• 02: Mungojerrie & Rumpelteazer (8)
• 01: A Short Rant on the Topic of Acting Out (27)

April 2008  (22)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Warm Naked Skin (16)
• 29: Is This The Reason Most People Have Sex in Private? (10)
• 25: Impossibly Cute Lunatics (11)
• 24: In Theory (18)
• 23: Asterisked Out in New Zealand  (45)
• 22: Centimeter (17)
• 18: On Compatability Matching (53)
• 17: A Good Night’s Sleep (29)
• 16: Half a Head (12)
• 15: Casserole (24)
• 14: Canceled (11)
• 11: Bed Shopping (46)
• 10: Puppy Pile (12)
• 09: Bathroom Door (16)
• 08: Finger Strength (18)
• 07: Tree (14)
• 06: Something’s Wrong (3)
• 05: Sweet Saturday Swag (79)
• 04: Not Listening (17)
• 03: A Better Neti Pot (15)
• 02: Lex Talionis* (30)
• 01: Thumping (20)

March 2008  (22)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Grooming and Preening (12)
• 28: Lightbulb of New Recognition (17)
• 27: Stoppage (29)
• 26: Reasons I Felt Like A Loser This Week (28)
• 25: Job (21)
• 22: Kinky Swag (48)
• 21: Getting Lost (16)
• 20: Six, No Seven! in Two (12)
• 19: Wednesday Link Round-Up (15)
• 18: Where It’s At (15)
• 17: Flying (10)
• 14: Pillow (30)
• 13: Rainbow (45)
• 12: Strap (38)
• 11: Risky (10)
• 10: Blessed (15)
• 08: Commenting Trouble? (34)
• 07: Outside the Comfort Zone (26)
• 06: Simple (7)
• 05: Taxing (35)
• 04: Does No One Do Matchy Anymore? (11)
• 03: Scattered Stones (26)

February 2008  (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 29: Gone (28)
• 28: Overripe Tomato (38)
• 27: Beauty: You’re Doing It Wrong (29)
• 26: Visit (15)
• 25: Sex Doll (20)
• 22: Hair Cut (28)
• 21: Light (20)
• 20: What We Do For Fun, 10:35 A.M  (16)
• 19: The Last Thing I Wanted to Do (20)
• 18: Replacement (31)
• 15: Gag (26)
• 14: Something in the Eyes (23)
• 13: Dry Vagina (31)
• 12: One Reason Not to Fool Around in the Kitchen (19)
• 11: Use Some Sense (25)
• 09: It’s Not Swag, but it’s Still Pretty Cool (15)
• 08: Glittery (22)
• 07: Distracted Driving (24)
• 06: Midweek Swag by Special Request (90)
• 05: You Say You Want to Be Fleshbotted? (27)
• 04: Lumpy  (68)
• 02: More Babeland Swag (109)
• 01: Door (29)

January 2008  (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Grueling (27)
• 30: 15 Things Learned the First Time I Fisted Someone (33)
• 29: Sadistic Control (16)
• 26: Ride ‘Em My Buddy Swag Part 2 (147)
• 25: Trellis (14)
• 24: THE aag (18)
• 23: Not Even Five Minutes Ago (28)
• 22: Blocking the View (15)
• 19: Early Valentine Swag (70)
• 18: Home (29)
• 17: Back in the Day (21)
• 16: New Friend (36)
• 15: When You’ve Got the Right Outfit… (30)
• 14: Golden Hour (16)
• 12: Jollie’s Stupendous Saturday Swag (113)
• 11: Watching a Movie (28)
• 10: The Right Outfit (20)
• 08: Knuckle Bumping (23)
• 07: Cat (22)
• 05: Saturdays (28)
• 04: My Mojo, Has You Seen It? (21)
• 03: Waking Pain (26)
• 02: A Choice (12)

December 2007  (19)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 28: Vacation (21)
• 27: Letter to Santa (17)
• 25: What I’d Like for Christmas (9)
• 22: Almost Xmas Saturday Swag (103)
• 21: Draw (23)
• 17: Pussy Verse (12)
• 15: My Buddy Swag (59)
• 14: Really Weird Request (13)
• 13: An Open Letter to Men Contemplating Buttsex with their Female Partners (44)
• 12: Novel (41)
• 11: Minor Fuckfest (14)
• 10: Preemptive Shop (15)
• 08: What to Get For that Hard-to-Shop-for Perv  (11)
• 07: Failure of Imagination (38)
• 06: It’s Lonely in Here (15)
• 05: Photography Assignment (12)
• 04: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night (18)
• 03: Sunday Evenings (14)
• 01: Multipurpose Room (24)

November 2007  (24)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Dissuasion (24)
• 29: Surprised (12)
• 28: Bed (38)
• 27: The Sharing of Secrets (27)
• 26: Vanilla (46)
• 24: Now With Even More Saturday Swag-iness, From XXXGlass (133)
• 22: Thankfulness (16)
• 21: Manna (25)
• 20: New Job (14)
• 19: Coming Out from Being Under (27)
• 17: More Saturday Swag, This Time from Babeland (25)
• 16: Implant (49)
• 15: Revealing Letters (20)
• 14: Selfish (33)
• 13: Dream (20)
• 12: Saving Up (26)
• 10: Crash Pad Series Swag, Cuz I Luvs Ya, K? (72)
• 09: Stuck (17)
• 08: Quiet (19)
• 07: Overtime (17)
• 06: Consensus (28)
• 05: Driveway (39)
• 02: Entropy (14)
• 01: Polaroids (19)

October 2007  (26)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Broken (70)
• 30: On the Way to the Store (29)
• 29: Thursday  (21)
• 27: Chemistry (27)
• 26: Wrangling (23)
• 24: Room by Room (30)
• 23: Grope (36)
• 22: Grasses (17)
• 20: A Question for Men About Buttsex (76)
• 19: ‘Leven (11)
• 18: Toy Tales (14)
• 17: Alone (17)
• 16: Kneeling (25)
• 15: Wibbley (24)
• 13: To Do This Weekend (19)
• 12: Key (31)
• 11: Trade (41)
• 10: Gulf (23)
• 09: As Seen on Live Chat (16)
• 08: Milestone (14)
• 06: Erroneous Deduction (24)
• 05: First Month (20)
• 04: Pain in the Back (32)
• 03: Gallimaufry (20)
• 02: Never-Ending Bottle of Lube (31)
• 01: An Almost Brilliant Arrangement (26)

September 2007  (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 29: Book of Quotes (20)
• 28: Thump (21)
• 27: Two Years Old Today (78)
• 26: After (14)
• 25: Do Not Touch the Egg (43)
• 24: Mistake (15)
• 22: Novice Nudist (11)
• 21: Particularly Malicious Funk (26)
• 20: Trigger (22)
• 19: Good for the Soul (17)
• 18: Solar Powered Wank (14)
• 17: Thankful (20)
• 15: More (23)
• 14: Saturday Night (32)
• 13: The Things You See… (40)
• 12: Brownfield Status* (32)
• 11: Clean (32)
• 10: SEP (18)
• 08: Basic (6)
• 07: Is Buttsex Really Worth It? (9)
• 06: Evil People Somewhere (15)
• 05: Finally! (28)
• 04: Happy as Pie (27)
• 03: Floating (21)
• 01: Scale of Excellence (33)

August 2007  (26)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: The List (53)
• 30: Milk Me, Baby (39)
• 29: Not Normal (34)
• 28: Once Upon a Time (24)
• 27: The Longest Weekend Ever (18)
• 25: It’s Already on My List (24)
• 24: Passive (25)
• 23: Dangerous Game (27)
• 22: Dating Site Messages, Part Four (44)
• 21: At a Quarter Past Midnight (34)
• 20: Uncoupling (24)
• 18: Positions (45)
• 16: Flog (32)
• 15: Moving Out (40)
• 14: Brain Dead (18)
• 13: Fifteen (35)
• 11: Saturday Link Round-Up (13)
• 10: Sobbing During Sex (23)
• 09: Baby Poly-Bi-Girl (34)
• 08: Shampoo (30)
• 07: Gifted (37)
• 06: Confused Bottom (28)
• 04: Now I Get It (21)
• 03: Last Call (34)
• 02: Research (26)
• 01: Seven Sensational Suggestions for Sex Under the Stars (22)

July 2007  (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Rehearsal  (26)
• 30: Booze (34)
• 28: Thank You, Friendly Cabbie (22)
• 27: So Here We Are at BlogHer (23)
• 26: Outdoor Sex Stories for Swag (34)
• 25: Goldfrau (26)
• 24: Smoke (22)
• 23: Thunking-Punctuated Fucking with Gushing (17)
• 21: Lost Opportunity (21)
• 20: Vacillation (41)
• 19: Part Two: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once (23)
• 18: Part One: How to Have Buttsex…More Than Once (28)
• 17: Countdown (14)
• 16: Dating Site Messages, Part Three in a Series Which May Never End (37)
• 14: My How Far We’ve Come (22)
• 13: Melee (25)
• 12: A Strictly Hypothetical Situation (37)
• 11: Insecurity Unlimited (35)
• 10: Plan (29)
• 09: Twenty-One Hours (25)
• 07: $10 Pool (22)
• 06: Pretty Noose (42)
• 05: The Moment (21)
• 04: Couch (12)
• 03: So…um…yeah (10)
• 03: Messy (25)
• 02: Having Great Experiences on Dating Sites (19)

June 2007  (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Saturday-Sunday Swag, Sweeties (22)
• 29: Hidden Kink (54)
• 28: Routine (25)
• 27: I Must Share These or My Brain Will Explode (43)
• 26: Is a Month Before the Bondage Scene Too Soon to Use a Safe Word? (26)
• 25: Life Story Told in Lube (29)
• 23: BlogHer Swag (25)
• 22: Miscellany (26)
• 21: Fragments (23)
• 20: Deep Throat (34)
• 19: One Really Should Plan Ahead  (30)
• 18: NRE (31)
• 16: Beware the Tremendous Gravitational Pull of My Pussy and Ass! (31)
• 15: Just Words (31)
• 14: Spread Open (26)
• 13: Corporeal (49)
• 12: Squat (16)
• 11: Posts from January 2006  (5)
• 10: Dig (28)
• 08: What If… (41)
• 07: Licked Eyeball (16)
• 06: The Danger of Light and Joy (28)
• 05: How to Win Swag on AAG / Unisex Internal Vibe Review / Audio Files from Unfettered Cravings (12)
• 05: Lost Virginity (25)
• 04: In a Velvet Glove (38)
• 02: Oh Hai I Has a Swag, Leeve Comment, Plz K Thnks (25)
• 01: The Grammar, It Saddens Me (59)

May 2007  (32)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Shopping (23)
• 30: An Observant Sex-Toy (27)
• 28: Got My Big Girl Panties On, BB (60)
• 27: Pffft, or What I Learned While Serving as the Meat in a Married Couple Sandwich (15)
• 26: Missing Watch (2)
• 25: Blueberry Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (0)
• 24: Peonies (0)
• 23: Like Stone (1)
• 22: Tight Ship (0)
• 21: Lack of Wank –and– Swag from Tantus (0)
• 20: I’ve Been Workin’ on the Template, All the Live-Long Day… (0)
• 19: Announcements (1)
• 18: Of Showers and Super-Slow Blow Jobs (1)
• 17: A Report on Pleasuring the Pierced Penis (1)
• 16: For Only a Moment (1)
• 15: Mother’s Day Present –and– The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas (0)
• 14: Next Time (0)
• 13: New Baby (0)
• 11: Drilling a Hole in the Table (0)
• 10: Orgy Invitation: Top 5 Ways to Get One! (1)
• 10: Kabob (0)
• 09: Parallax Error (0)
• 08: Rolling Dice (0)
• 07: Massage (0)
• 07: An Hour After the Orgy (0)
• 06: It was fuckin’ awesome. (0)
• 05: Finding the Elusive Orgy Date (0)
• 04: Pikachu (1)
• 03: The Art and Science of Digitally Enhancing Your Junk (0)
• 02: Dating Site High Jinks, Mercenary Writin’ & WhoGets.com (0)
• 01: Abstinence Only, Of Course (0)
• 01: Trash-Talking (3)

April 2007  (24)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Status Report: Separation, Changes, AdSense and the Future (0)
• 28: She Beat Up the Car with Her Shoe (0)
• 27: Creeping Phlox (0)
• 26: A Measure of How Incompetent Your Hostess Really Is (0)
• 26: Virtual Kinky Book Tour 2007 (0)
• 25: Spread (0)
• 24: Gotten Goat (0)
• 23: One Helluva Trailer (0)
• 21: I Hope (1)
• 19: Overlap (0)
• 18: Not in Any Way That Matters (0)
• 17: Gratitude (0)
• 16: Holding Hands in the Coffee Shop (2)
• 14: Orange (0)
• 13: Stuff that Doesn’t Belong Anywhere Else (0)
• 12: A Brief Rant on Condom Usage (1)
• 11: Death Cab for Cutie (0)
• 09: The Folder (0)
• 07: Frozen (0)
• 06: Since I’ve Written Altogether Too Much This Week (0)
• 05: Move (1)
• 04: Constant Approach Tweaking (0)
• 03: …but for the father, nothing (1)
• 02: I Need to Disinfect My Eyes (0)

March 2007  (28)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Discussed Very Quietly Over Coffee (0)
• 30: Math is Hard (0)
• 29: Buried in Sex Toys (2)
• 28: Doggie-Style (0)
• 27: Head Over the Banister (0)
• 26: Husk (0)
• 25: Buffet Dream (0)
• 23: A Contest (0)
• 22: Gushing Control (0)
• 21: It’s a Vicious Cycle, I Kid You Not (0)
• 20: Video (0)
• 19: Stunned Silence (0)
• 17: This Weekend (0)
• 16: Spring is in the Air (0)
• 15: Harem (0)
• 14: Never (0)
• 13: More Lube (1)
• 12: I Gots My License (0)
• 12: Business Card? (0)
• 10: Small Saturday Summaries (0)
• 09: You’d Think (0)
• 08: A Post About Ass, but Probably Not Exactly In the Manner You’d Expect (0)
• 07: Guinea Pig (0)
• 06: What Did YOU Do Last Night? (0)
• 05: Pom Porn (0)
• 03: Digger Jones (0)
• 02: We Speak Le French (0)
• 01: The Tapioca Stress Cure (0)

February 2007  (22)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 28: Too Polite (0)
• 27: Caged (0)
• 26: Pro (0)
• 24: How to Take Care of the Pussy (0)
• 23: You Say You’re Thinking of Having Children, Are You? (0)
• 22: So as Not to Be Considered a Tease… (0)
• 21: From the 21st Floor (0)
• 19: Reason to Love Men #475 (1)
• 18: Don’t Judge a Book–Guest Post (0)
• 16: Deep Brown Eyes (0)
• 15: Bitch (0)
• 15: Half-Nekkid Profile Photo (10)
• 14: Angsty (0)
• 12: Thrown Underwear (0)
• 11: Discuss Amongst Yourselves (1)
• 09: Mother (0)
• 08: During the Very First Phone Conversation (0)
• 07: Patience (0)
• 07: More-or-Less Real Email; Completely Imaginary Response (0)
• 06: His tongue swirling on a bit of my lower lip. "W… (1)
• 04: The Sheep from the Goats (0)
• 01: Napping Baby (1)

January 2007  (27)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Certain (0)
• 30: Are You Sure? (0)
• 28: Rock Hard Zombie Dick* (0)
• 27: Toots (0)
• 26: The Price (0)
• 25: Quote-of-the-Day (0)
• 24: Haphazard (0)
• 22: In Memory of the One that Got Away (0)
• 20: A Real Lady (0)
• 19: Expectations (0)
• 18: Did You Have Fun? (0)
• 17: How Do I Put This Gently? (0)
• 16: Wretched (0)
• 14: What Really Really Sucks (0)
• 14: Randomness (0)
• 12: Probably Not a Good Idea (0)
• 11: Blog Etiquette (0)
• 11: New Discovery (0)
• 10: New Friend (0)
• 09: Birth (0)
• 08: The First Few Days (0)
• 07: Sex Blogger Funnies (0)
• 05: One of the Brinkel Boys (0)
• 05: What Was Left (0)
• 04: Laptop Bag (0)
• 02: Under the Covers (0)
• 01: Duck Butt (0)

December 2006  (25)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 31: Hope everyone has a safe and happy New Year’s E… (0)
• 30: Harden My Heart* (0)
• 29: When the Tornado Lies Down with the Squid (0)
• 27: Razor (0)
• 25: Two Coats (0)
• 23: Happy Everything (0)
• 22: Underpants Letter (0)
• 21: Winter and Three Wishes (0)
• 20: Nineteen…Plus Two (0)
• 19: Dear Naughty Bits (0)
• 18: Scar (0)
• 16: The Perfect Phallus & What a Face (0)
• 15: Overheard (0)
• 14: Mid-December Mid-Fifties (0)
• 13: Quick Break in the Laundry Room (0)
• 12: Defective Gene (0)
• 11: The Hitachi (0)
• 10: First Time (0)
• 09: In the Middle of the Night (0)
• 08: Finally Ordered the Hitachi, Dammit! (0)
• 07: An Open Letter to Check-Out Guy "M" at the Grocery Store, or Volume 391 of "Horny in the Produce Aisle" (0)
• 05: Detritus (0)
• 05: All It Takes (0)
• 03: Shrug (0)
• 02: Icy (0)

November 2006  (23)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Alchemy (0)
• 28: Cigar (0)
• 28: Flirt (0)
• 26: Interpretation (0)
• 25: Lacking (0)
• 24: Anyone Else? (0)
• 22: Vegetables, Casseroles, Pies, Cakes and Oh Yeah, Vibrators (0)
• 20: It Would Be Thick, Yes Oh Yes It Would Be Thick (0)
• 19: Six Weeks (0)
• 18: Blame Porn (0)
• 16: Lasagna Stoichiometry (and other fragments) (0)
• 15: Three Things (0)
• 13: A Few Monday Thoughts (0)
• 11: Will (0)
• 10: Doorknobs (0)
• 09: L’esprit de L’escalier (0)
• 08: For Those Contemplating Parenthood (0)
• 07: VOTE! / Dithering / Long Blog-Toes (0)
• 06: Clean Hands (0)
• 04: A Luv Fest Public Service Announcement (0)
• 03: Proxy (0)
• 02: Enrapturement (0)
• 01: Jamais Vu (0)

October 2006  (26)
Detailed Monthly Archive

• 30: Thanks (0)
• 30: Smack (0)
• 28: Cruising (0)
• 26: A Decree from God (0)
• 23: Fluxish (0)
• 22: Official Proclamation (0)
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