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AAG was born, with divine serendipity, in an era and a city where Johnson and Dick were on everyone’s minds. She was raised by a small clan of somewhat-benevolent criminals who toured the country from the Great Plains to the Upper Midwest during her youth.
After living in a den of iniquity (ie, college) for four short years, AAG for a brief time shared a house with a woman who couldn’t ever remember her name and who kept falling over at inconvenient moments. Later, AAG explored gorges and waterfalls in the Middle Atlantic states before returning with a U-Haul full of junk to her current much-loved Upper Midwestern state.
For well over 10 years, AAG remained locked in The Matrimonial Big House. While there, she gladly bore or otherwise acquired numerous small people who call her “mom” and depend on her for food, shelter and the removal of boogers. She loves them like the air.
Recently, AAG crawled through a river of shit to come out clean on the other side of her doomed marriage. She’s liking the other side very, very much, as it allows her the opportunity to indulge more fully her toy-wielding, cleavage-baring, coffee-dating, orgy-going tendencies.
AAG began this weblog in September 2005. She’s written in it almost obsessively and nearly daily since then. Her writing has been called “brilliant” and “pure crap.” She’s been accused of being a team of writers, a man, a fantasy, and one hot lil’ bitch.
She takes none of the accolades or brickbats particularly seriously.
AAG writes for Jane’s Guide. AAG adores Jane for giving her access to all manner of wild, weird and wacky porn. Jane adores AAG for correctly spelling most words.
You can contact AAG at aagblog *at* gmail. She loves to get email. She often answers, unless you are asking for a link.
That just makes her cranky.
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*Thank you to Miss Syl for help in writing this page. I owe her a big plate of duck tongue.
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