Question from a Reader: Anal Sex and Worry

The other day this email from someone I’ll call Beatrix arrived in my email. Will you help me answer it?

I have a fabulous, wonderful lover with whom I have been exploring new delights as well as being confronted by some faulty programming. Not to be too blunt but I’m having trouble with anal sex.

I never tried anal before but it’s great with this man. However, I’m really bothered by the sensation …

Jane, have a cookie

My boss, the inimitable Jane from Jane’s Guide, recently began tweeting. If you’d like a closer look at the ins and outs of running a porn-review website you really should follow her.

Welcome to Twitter, Jane. Have a cookie.

–( Jane’s Guide on Twitter )

A Penitent Villain

When you insult or offend someone, always admit it and apologize promptly, even if it wasn’t your intention or you had no idea. It is always better to be a penitent villain than to appear so socially inept as to not recognize when you’ve hurt the people around you. An evil genius is someone to bring to your side, a blundering fool is someone to keep as far away from you as possible.

via Sans Jupe …

Please Forgive Me

Please forgive me. I’m working my poor lil ass off trying to finish up projects for a few clients. Monday will, no doubt, find me in a much more relaxed state as opposed to clinging to the ceiling by my toenails which is where I am right now.

2011 Sex Blogger Calendar

Amazing artwork , Map of Canada and the US,  by Oupelay on DeviantArt, please check out the rest of his fantastic gallery.

You’ve just flipped the January  page on your 2010 Sex Blogger Calendar, whispered a fond farewell to the lovely Mia Martina, and greeted the awesome Abiola Abrahms, who graces February’s page, and here I am about to talk to you about 2011.  If it seems early to …

Wednesday, Four Years Ago

Almost exactly four years ago Shay from The S-Spot instituted a feature called Cunt-blogging Wednesday. She linked to the very first edition in her post yesterday, and as I clicked idly through I came across something that looked so very familiar.

Hm. Wonder who that crazy blogger chick was ?

***Whoops, link was broken! Now it’s fixed! Thanks, alert readers!***

Empowered and beautiful and strong

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Sisyphus is happy

I leave Sisyphus at the foot of the mountain! One always finds one’s burden again. But Sisyphus teaches the higher fidelity that negates the gods and raises rocks. He too concludes that all is well. This universe henceforth without a master seems to him neither sterile nor futile. Each atom of that stone, each mineral flake of that night-filled mountain, in itself forms a world. The struggle …

Sux

Him: What’s on your agenda for this evening?

Me: Work work work work work work work work work work work work.

Me: I have nothing written for tomorrow.

Me: I suck.

Him: No you don’t. Well, only in the best of ways.

Him: That should be your new tagline.

Me: What, “I suck”?

Him: “Sucks only in the best of ways.”

It is Always a Tragedy

Imagine:

It’s Tuesday night and you’re slogging through the usual Tuesday night routine. Dinner is spaghetti. The sauce is from a jar and doesn’t contain all that much meat but you’ve certainly had worse. You read the newspaper while your kids do homework then run off to play. There’s an overabundance of whining during the former and screaming during the latter but it all blends in to …

I want to float too!

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A Conversation Over Brunch

I put down my fork. “Must we discuss this during brunch?”

“No, it was really cool.”

“Surely it was a mini football. Some little Nerf thing.”

“Oh it was full-size. It had ridges.”

Once again I had to stop eating eggs. “And she put the entire thing inside her?”

“She did.” He didn’t seem to be having any problems with his pancakes and bacon. “And the funny …