Aug 292011
The short answer is “no”:
I need someone to run me over with a car!! I want you to park your car on my cock. I love doing these things and it really turns me on. Can you can handle me?
The long answer is “yikes!”1:
The logistics of this are baffling me. Surely he didn’t drive the car up and over his body. Did he? He must have had it jacked up and then lowered gently. Right? RIGHT?
- Technically safe for work but possibly not safe for your psyche. [↩]
Oh my dear fucking gods. This sounds like he’s just praying for the wonders of eunuch-dom. Do not want.
I’m guessing that it’s real and that you can probably do this… well, “safely” is really not the word that comes to mind, but you could maybe not break any bones as long as the car moves pretty slowly and you’re really careful about positioning and everyone has more than their fair share of good luck. But I am in no way a medical professional, and I wouldn’t want to bet my pelvis on that plan… aieee.
Someone’s going to need a double hip replacement before long….
Yikes!!!
Actually, looking at the photo a bit more closely (the things I do for science), I’m now starting to think that he’s actually lying in a shallow trench, which makes it… a little less awful?
Methinks this man is indulging in just a slight bit of fantasy.
No matter “how” it was done, that has got to be the most stupid thing I have ever seen. Eyeworm…
This brings a whole new world of meaning to the term, “self-abuse”. YIKES is right.
But as to how it might be done, I’m guessing a jack and a bit of photoshop (or a manikin).
On the plus side, before long he’ll probable render himself unable to reproduce…