Aug 022011
Some quick facts for your continued edu-tainment:
- How many large projects is your humble narrator involved in at the moment? Three.
- Smaller projects? Four Five.
- Large projects set to start in the very near future? One.
- How much cash spent on this year’s public school registration? $300+.
- And school supplies? $250.
- And clothes? Zero.1
- How many pounds of oranges have the hungry hungry hippos eaten in the past week? Eight.
- How many dates have I been on with the man I’m going to call T.? Two.
- How long has it been since I’ve assigned a name to someone I’ve dated? A really really long time.
- How long? Too long.
- How many texts have zinged back and forth thus far today? 80+.
- What topics have they covered? The debt ceiling negotiations. Milliseconds vs. microseconds. The procurement of babysitters. Not wearing panties.
- Which has been the hottest? Probably the second.
- When do I get to see him again? Sunday.
- Is that soon enough? Not hardly.
- Will there be sex? Unlikely.
- Maybe smooching? Likely!
- Can I wait? NO.
All this added together is enough to make my head spin.
See? Head spinning!
- Thank Zeus for hand me downs. [↩]
Enjoying the spinning head commentary, it sounds like you are on the pipe, as an engine goes when it achieves its best power.
It could be worse. You could be discussing nanoseconds versus picoseconds, as I do with my kids.
It’s good stuff making your head spin. That can’t be bad, right?
my head is spinning from trying to comprehend eight pounds of oranges. that’s redonk!
This does not count the apples, bananas, grapes, nectarines and plums. Or the potatoes. But we really don’t count potatoes as vegetables.