Feb 242011
This, found in a dating site profile, must be some kind of a record:
I’ve been on this fucking site for less than a month and I’ve already come to some conclusions:
- Hot women want women – not men.
- Young women are too shallow to make an older guy’s fantasies cum true.
- Single women who hit on me weigh a ton.
- Couples don’t really want MFM with a str8 guy.
- Gay men pretend to be women.
- No one wants to share pix or cam.
- Apparently 5’4″ and 240# is “a few extra pounds.”
In fewer than a hundred words this dude has managed to disparage “hot” women, lesbians, young women, single women, larger women, couples, gay men, technophobes (or HELLO the discreet) and — once again for good measure — fat women. Because one insult is just never enough.
Impressive!
Also? Complaining about young women being too shallow? That’s called irony.
Yeesh. So… What’s his target demographic with this? I can’t imagine anyone reading that and going ‘This? This is someone I want to bonk!’
It’s a wonder no one has snatched this jewel up yet.
Indeed. Makes you wonder just what he’s got to offer that makes him think he’s entitled to a nymphomaniac supermodel in the first month.
So…why doesn’t he just quit? I’ve been on dating sites that didn’t work out before; I took down my profile, cancelled my account and called it done. What does he hope to gain by posting a public tantrum?
I just love the implication in bullet point #2 that young women *should* be willing to make an older dude’s fantasies come true.
Orly?
And that they’re “shallow” if they don’t.
Well I can see why he’s bitter. He obviously hasn’t been laid in years and years and years, because he’s not only a douche, he’s a stupid douche. I mean, if you want to be an asshole, you at least need to learn how to pretend you care about what the other person wants in order to get laid. He’s too stupid to even do that.
Did he really write ‘cum’ true? Ew.
Yes, he really really did. :P
not really apropos for the entry but of A**hats = http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/3370764421/truth
hadda share
I’m a hot woman and all my sexual desire is for men. I think that’s where he’s confused — he thinks he’s actually a man, and not an entitled, spoiled little boy throwing a tantrum.
I’m a hot woman but by his standard, no doubt, he’d say I weight “a ton.”
I’m turning into the Pussy Nazi. “No cunt for you!”
I hope this guy never gets laid.
I believe this kinda of posting is how he gets laid. Think about it. All the other ones are all about shmoozing you up to meet. It gets old, boring and tediously the same. But then you come across Mister Ahole and Lordy momma he has your blood boiling enough to send him a response. I’m sure he has his quick and easy come backs to pursuade you that he is not a bitter old fart but infact a misguided soul in need of a good blow job.
“All those other wimmenz are awe-full, but YOU, you my dear are so very different from alla dem!”
And with that, even the fat women stop hitting on him.
Also, somebody’s stealing your content:
http://www.healthwd.info/news/this-must-be-some-kind-of-a-record/
Hello i don’t steal content. This content comes from public rss feed in wordpress.com. My site is free rss aggregator of news. If you wan’t i can remove your post and add your blog to my black list so your articles wont show there.
Regards Stefan
HealthWd.info
This is called scraping content. If you don’t know why this is wrong then you have no business running a website.
Yes, please. Pretty please. Remove my feed from your ridonkulous site.
Try writing your own content that has something to do with…I dunno…HEALTH? instead of taking mine.