This confuses me so hard I just…

I just…

I just don’t even know what to say.

Not safe for anything:

I mean, I enjoy a salad with meat in it as much as the next person...

  22 Responses to “This Confuses Me So Hard”

  1. I keep telling you that we have to find you a hobby. Have you thought about taking up knitting?

  2. my brain hurts just looking at those.

  3. My Doctor told me to avoid processed meat products. She was right!

  4. Did he like cut the cucumber up *just* for this…uh..photo shoot? Is that two different kinds of meat? So many questions…so many…

  5. Proof of the wisdom in that old saw…you don’t want to see them makinig sausage.

  6. I wondered what happened to John Wayne Bobbitt

  7. in the second pic…does he have a sausage…um..in the back? rly? huh…
    i, too, don’t know what to make of it…

  8. Wha? Why!? My brain hurts.

  9. Hmm, my take-away is he apparently knows how to slice veggies, fairly thinly too, which bodes well for his kitchen skills, if not his photographic subject choices.

    Points for creativi…er, no, points for zaniness!

  10. Suddenly I’m hungry for something from Subway!!!!

  11. This really is not the way to go about playing with ones food.

  12. Is he a foodie?

  13. Oh. My. Words escape me, except for the obligatory EEWWW!!!

  14. What a waste of food.

  15. I guess you would just say, “Do you want fries with that?”

  16. Whoa. Wasn’t quite expecting that.

  17. It’s times like this that I’m truly grateful that I’m honestly allergic to cucumber.

   

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