At some point during this past weekend I was placed with my head hanging over the edge of the bed; he bent over me and did wonderfully evil things between my cranked-open legs. As this left my mouth conveniently right between his legs I…well. You know the kind of person I am and the kind of things I do. Surely it doesn’t need to be stated explicitly.
You can picture this, right? Head canted over backward, doing what any reasonable person would expect me to do when confronted with manly-bits dangled so enticingly above my head? This I did for an unseemly long time, long enough that eventually I became aware that a droplet of my saliva had gathered on his testicles and that said droplet was right above my nose; immediately upon gaining this realization he moved in a way that was impossible for a man in his position not to move, which caused two things to happen at essentially the same instant: I breathed in sharply, and the droplet succumbed to gravity.
I felt its progress, my friends. I felt that rogue huffed droplet bore its way through to the back of my nose and then further in. It lodged somewhere in my sinuses from which position it throbbed, maddeningly and painfully, until such a time as we disengaged and I flitted off, laughing, to find a box of tissues.
And here’s the thing — I’m not entirely sure that it’s not still there, as my head has throbbed with painful pressure in that exact spot for the past twenty-four hours straight. How long should it take for a rogue huffed droplet of blowjob saliva to dissipate from one’s sinus cavities? Shouldn’t it be gone by now? At what point do I call the doctor? And what would I say?
Can you imagine an odder sex injury?
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I am reminded that this is not the first time that gravity has done its thing with fluids during sex. You’d think I’d have learned. Perhaps I am not smart enough to attempt this position ever again. I’ll make a note of it.
I would imagine this is similar to the time I laughed with water in my mouth, and somehow the water ended up in a sinus cavity God only knows where. I would recommend time and lots of nose-blowing.
Get some saline nasal spray and flush it out.
my friend’s mother worked in the ER for a time and once came home with a story of a man with porcupine quills all in and around his manly bits. when one of our friends asked “what the hell was he doing?” another quickly replied “well obviously a porcupine!”
I second the saline – or a neti pot if you have it.
I second the neti pot. Nasal spray won’t get back there far enough. Be sure to use warm water.
I agree as well.. a neti pot does wonders for the sinuses. Add a little salt to ward off infections!
If you’re worried about it still being there, the saline or neti pot will clear it out. Also, it’ll generally clear out your sinuses.
It could also be that your sinuses just got irritated by said drop of blow-saliva.
Neti Pot.
I am going through the list of sex injuries I can claim and I have yet to find one as delicate and irritating. All I’m coming up with are rug abrasions, your run of the mill bruises and contusions, the scrape of badly applied handcuffs—and then there are the deliberate sources of pain, but that’s a whole nother ball of wax….or droplet of wax if you are into that kind of thing.
LOL!!! This kind of thing MUST happen from time to time! I suggest a sinus rinse using a netti pot.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a little more giggling to do. ^_~
Can you imagine an odder sex injury?
This is a dangerous question!!!
No injuries in my sex life ;)
Last week we were having sex in the shower and my guy accidentally tugged on the shower curtain. You’d think the curtain would rip off the rings and come billowing down on top of us. Nope. Somehow the curtain managed to stay all in one piece while the rod (no pun intended), which was attached to the wall was ripped out and came clanging down on top of us. The fun part? The rod didn’t really hurt us, but a piece of wood that was *inside the wall* flew out and hit me, skinning my knee. How does that happen?? *pouts*
I have never inhaled something that way during sex, but I did almost drown once when a guy who came “lots” came in my mouth unexpectedly. I knew he came heavy (I had been warned) but didn’t expect so much. I coughed for close to ten minutes.
Ouff! It’s been a few days… how are ya now? Hilarious predicament!
Worse than that though is if you mistakenly aim incorrectly during a moneyshot and some of your cum somehow gets in her eyes.
That is not something you want to happen. You just had amazing sex. You left her in a state of what should have been glowing bliss, but then you came in her eye. Now her eye is an angry red and she is pissed off at you as her eye burns.
Not good. haha.
Try rinsing your sinuses with a Neilmed Sinus Rinse kit. Get a bottle of distilled water and use the saline packets included in the kit. Heat the water for 20 seconds or so in the microwave. I use one twice a day (with medication added) for nasal polyps. It woks great.
My wife recently coughed just as I came in her mouth, and had my cum pouring out of her nostrils like a schoolboy who laughs too hard when drinking his milk. She used my Neilmed Sinus Rinse to clean up. Worked like a charm.
I offer my tale at the risk of sounding like I’m ripping off “Chasing Amy”, but every word is true: Once, many years ago, while happily giving oral pleasure to a brand-new partner, I dislocated my shoulder. She said, “Lick me hard,” I proceeded energetically, she responded enthusiastically, we became more intricately entwined, and… pop!
Needless to say, a jaunt to the ER is not the perfect end to a romantic evening.
Still patience has its rewards, and we managed to get ours- about 48 hours later.