I love getting emails like this:

A long while ago¹ I sent off an extraneous glass dildo to a friend. She thanked me when it arrived and then I heard no more. That’s fine. I’ve sent off lots of toys to friends in the years I’ve maintained this site and only very infrequently am I allowed a glimpse into the kind of adventures they enjoy in their new homes.

But this arrived in my inbox the other day and it tickled me so much I secured permission from its author to share it with you:

Did I ever write to tell you how much I love that glass dildo you once sent me?

Or how much action it sees?

Did I already mention that I love it?

Actually, I don’t just love it, i l-o-o-o-v-e it.

That thing has made me gush (0-60 in anything between 4-10 seconds) countless times, has entertained me when playing with my submissives, has initiated kinkanilla boys into the joys of anal penetration (carefully, slowly, gently — but firmly) and has generally been the backbone of my toybag.

I said that I loved it, right?

Anyway, all this fun I have had thanks to you — and I am truly grateful. Sorry it’s taken me so long to write and thank you properly, but I’ve apparently been walking about in a post-orgasmic stupor for the past three to four years.

I blame my glassy friend.

--From Sapphire J at Elegant Smut

I love finding my sextoys good homes. I hope your glassy friend brings you and your partners many more years of orgasmic stupor, Sapphire.

1. apparently three to four years ago! [↩]