“Jerks on the internet are really becoming caricatures of jerks on the internet,” said Markemer about a lovely young lady named Meg who recently shat out this comment:
Speaking of new discoveries, just wait till your kids find your blog. Then they will discover what a slut their mom really is. Also your parents say they have never read your blog, but that is complete bullshit, you know they have. They know everytime a fist has been in your cunt and every cock you have sucked. Every word you have ever written here is here forever. Your kids will find and know, how’s that for a new discovery? (read it in context here)
I don’t want my parents to read my site because it would embarrass them — which, coincidentally, is also the reason I don’t particularly want my kids reading. But if they did, should I be ashamed? What does Meg imagine that I would be ashamed of? Am I meant to think that fisting and cocksucking are shameful? Why is her focus only on the fists in my cunt? Where’s the equal sense of incense for the cunts my fist has been in? And it’s not like I’ve even sucked that many cocks this year. What has it been…three? That’s practically one!
(Today’s koan: How does one slut-shame a slut who feels no shame?)
Meg, people have tried to shame me more times and in more ways than you can possibly imagine, so next time? Try harder.
I think Meg should lick you where you pee.
I only let nice people lick me where I pee.
I don’t think I’d let Meg kiss my hairy buns either.
Sad sad person that is. Repressed possibly?
I may have you quote you tomorrow. Today’s Koan has tickled something in my brain in a most delicious way.
Link here so we can read it, plz!
I absolutely will.
This is where my brain went with your koan. http://goo.gl/b/fqq6 thinking about shame and trolling.
She must have nothing better to do. Now this is reverse shame against her!
Aag, you aren’t working hard enough, I’ve only seen one hater post. You need at least 10 regularly posting by the end of the year. I mean c’mon, really. Get your groove on girl.
In my determination to find what’s funny, I laughed my ass off at her post. I do wonder sometimes what my kids will think when they find some of the crap that is on my computer. Yet I KNOW! when they do find it, all they’re gonna do is go “OMG MOM! Eeeewww..AHH C”MON!!” (However they..ehem might find it..you know I don’t wanna know…we’ll leave it there). I remember being a young teen, and meandering through a room full of adults during a family reunion, and innocently stumbling upon a conversation about how well endowed my dad was; how he could share and my mom would be fine with it. AAAAaaaahh….I’m ..I’m truly marred for life. While I do wish I could acid wash that memory from my brain, I am at least appreciative that my parents had a sex life. Judging from other comments I found myself overhearing it was quite adventurous too, and I’m so..so..so glad our rooms were at opposite ends of the house. We’re human. People have sex. AAG could be pimp central, or Madam Sexalotamommy. What’s going to matter to those who love AAG, 10 years from now, is the relationship they individually had with her. IF your children take a back seat to your adventuresome life I’m sure they’ll find some resentment in their hearts towards whatever they might read here. But take it from me. “GO MOM! Get yer wild thang on..gotta get that boom boom boom…” I’m a total slut wannabe. *grins*
Meg’s comment should only make you redouble your efforts. I really think sex education and sex blogging is important work. It helps to foster a new environment of sex positivism and you’re doing a great job in that regard. Keep it up. Maybe someday the concept of the shameful slut will be completely foreign to our kids, which is what we’re working towards, right?
The way you explain that it’s *other* people’s embarrassment that bothers you is something I’ve tried explaining to others often. It’s fine with me if someone reads my blog/sees my pictures, but I hate making someone uncomfortable. I can’t even watch those movies or tv shows where someone being uncomfortable seems to be the main draw — Meet the Parents or Curb Your Enthusiasm, for example.
I like how you put it: you can’t shame someone who isn’t ashamed!
Oh puhleeze…
People name call purely in an effort to make themselves feel better about themselves. Of course, then they get upset when we offer them deserved pity.
I only hope my parents had a fraction of the sex life I enjoy. I obviously hope youngsters can enjoy more and have fewer societal limits.
I yearn for the day “slut” is something we ALL aspire too.
Hopefully this “Meg” will “get some” soon and feel a whole lot better about herself and the world.
Meanwhile presumably your blog has reached potential “Megs” and revealed to them that these things are healthy and rewarding, which is something to be proud of, not ashamed of.
PS: In response to chislut, I’m with you, those are the types of shows I turn away from too.
Well Meg is just a troll. She’s really off the mark with the martyr concept as well. I’ve read a lot of your blog, you share your life and your problems but you don’t bitch about them. I don’t think I’ve seen anything here where you’ve asked for anyone’s opinions or help. So maybe she should just mind her own business, or find her own orgasm. Whichever.
I have asked for opinions. I’ve thought a lot about the “martyr” comment; maybe it does apply to me, at least some days.
But who isn’t a martyr some days? :)
You’ve asked for opinions, but not about your problems. You seem to just put things out there in a thoughtful way, like the situation with your parents. I haven’t read the whole blog but you don’t seem like a whiner is my point.
You’ve been through some major events in the last couple of years. Everyone has a right to bitch about their lives, it’s natural.
WHY is Meg endangering her own spotless reputation and potentially wounding her family’s sensibilities by posting a permanent-for-all-time comment on a website she so vehemently opposes? Is she unconcerned about her own browsing history coming back to haunt her?
Here’s the thing – I’m raising my 10 yr old daughter in a sex positive environment, so she is learning that sex is a GOOD part of life, not something to be ashamed of. She also loves her body.
She knows about my website, she even named it! She doesn’t READ it, but she knows of it, and she is proud of her mom for being a goddess. She’s also very glad to know that grownups have toys and play.
Yay for healthy perceptions. I’m proud of myself for giving her a good foundation.
Quite a hilarious comment, really – Meg sounds like some kind of deviant sex offender masquerading behind an innocuous-sounding nickname. No, more likely she’s just jealous…
My (as yet unborn) child was actually the inspiration behind my own sex blog, and I only hope that the nine months of kinky sex which it will have unknowingly participated in by the time it is born will somehow help to ensure that it grows up to be a sex fiend just like me!
Oh and Lizzy’s comment reminded me of the time my brother found a video in my parents’ bedroom which turned out to be some sort of guide to sexual exploration, with close-ups of a woman’s clitoris and everything – we were slightly bemused at the time (“this is the worst porn EVER!!”) but today I’m proud to know that my conservative Muslim parents weren’t too old-fashioned to care about female orgasm!