Give credit to a new medicine or a new partner or a new attitude, but no matter what I do I cannot shake the horniness. Not that I’m complaining. I cannot shake the horniness even in dreams, which roil with oiled breasts sliding beneath my hands, pussies spread wide for my lips and cocks crowding in from all sides. It is a veritable orgy of turgid flesh each night. I never want to wake up.
On a bus trip that began at some point after midnight I was seated next to a stranger who instantly took my fancy. Clearly I took his too, because before long we were pressed as tightly together as the seats would allow and kissing with the kind of passion seen only in new lovers and the movies.
His hand dug into the sweaty curls at the nape of my neck, an action that would make my panties fall off even if I were being burnt at the stake. “I think you’re just a little bit easy,” he murmured into my ear without the least hint of judgment.
“Easy?” I answered him. “No, I don’t think I’m easy.”
My dream-self paused before leaning back into him again. “I’m not easy, but I do want to suck your cock.”
Not easy… …how about gracious?
Not easy, accommodating!
Not easy. Enthusiastic!
Where do I sign up for some of these dreams?
Mine are usually dull.
Hmm, this reminds me of a surreal flight I had last month. It also began after midnight due to weather delays. I heard the man behind me introduce himself to the woman he was seated next to. Then I had a very long and interesting conversation with a self-professed virgin seated next to me on the evolution of sex, merits of staying friends with your ex’s and more. At one point she noted that the couple behind us was making out. I looked back and sure enough, they were. We both heard the initial introduction. I wound up following them off the concourse and they were holding hands and appeared to be leaving together.
That’s not a dream, I swear. I almost forgot all about it since we landed about 3am and I was spent.
*high fives* Yay horny! Yay erotic dreams!
Interestingly, I’ve had my share of those this week as well.