RT @rilaws: Getting initial reports that Santorum's hotel now evacuated, as furious lovemaking in his room has ripped hole in space-time ... 7 hours ago
Can't log on to school net. Inadvertently brought glass dildo to class. This day is going AWESOME. 11 hours ago
Why does everything smell like fried chicken today. OH GOD IT'S ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF. 12 hours ago
Yargh, with 2 hours to spare I'm just told that I can't have my class resource list on my portfolio site. Yargh. Yargh. 13 hours ago
This white stuff falling from the sky. I am side-eyeing it. So. Hard. 14 hours ago
Hehe, this made me titter. Thanks.
I love you. This is brilliant. The end.