After sex I immediately brought up the topic of money.
You know. As one does.
I learned that he was working on paperwork to refinance his house. “Interest rates have dropped so much that I’m going to save a ton of money.” Interesting, I thought, but my sex-addled brain permitted no further rumination on the topic until a few weeks later when the notice that property taxes were due arrived in the mail.
Goodness, I thought, reading the numbers which have swelled every year since I purchased the house. It certainly would be nice to save some money on this whole “shelter” thing! And then the naked-refinancing conversation popped back into my mind. Maybe I should look into that, I thought, and now, just days after filling out an online application, I am well on the way to becoming the owner of a shiny-new mortgage, one which will save me over $100 each and every month.
This is awesome.
I just have one issue, one itty-bitty little issue.
What’s the appropriate thank-you gift for awesome after-sex financial advice?
A comment about bankers wanting their customers on their knees sucking them off seems only apropos here, even if it doesn’t address the question.
Hoping house prices finish collapsing around here sometime relatively soon.
I guess it all depends on how good the sex was? If it was good.. more sex is the answer. If it was meh.. I say a gift basket would be nice.
Spend some of that savings on a nice second date! =D
Fancy picnic? Dessert at some nice place?
My immediate thought was “awesome sex?”, but that might not be entirely appropriate.
Is this one of those situations where a nice thank-you card is appropriate? I never know.
Dinner and a blow job. In any order. Though if the blowjob is first, then sex after dinner as well, if he’s up for it, because you haven’t had the main course yet. Once you’ve had the appetizer … you’re hungry for more. It’s different if it is an apéritif.
Great premise for a bank commercial!
I like dinner and a blow job or maybe a 3-way or maybe get the toys out?
As long as the after-sex financial discussion doesn’t include payment for services rendered, I agree with the masses–the best gift is more sex!
While more sex is good, I reckon you might find out some of his fantasies and then pick one to surprise him with perhaps. That would make it more memorable for him, and show your gratitude by you having put forth the effort it would take to make a fantasy of his come true ;) Just a thought…though I suspect sex with you is rather memorable anyway *grin* Let us know what (and who) cums about!
Gosh, I don’t know of any fantasies he hasn’t already had fulfilled. But I’ll check!
Well then maybe find out his top 5 favorites or something along those lines :)