Him: I read what you wrote about the condoms.
Me (lazily, as I’d just been fucked half-way through the headboard): Mmm?
Him: You know, I realized what you were up to long before I got to your house. I had condoms with me.
Me: Seriously?
Him: There are times I can be naive but everyone knows what “foot massage” is code for.
Me: “There will be nudity before the night is through”?
Him: Exactly.
*pause*
Me: But I thought I was being so subtle. You know I made a playlist especially to be seductive.
Him: It was incredible. But honestly, after that foot massage you could have played nothing but kazoo music and I still would have wanted to get naked.
Me: Next time I’ll make an all-kazoo playlist and we can test that theory out.
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So. Anyone know any good kazoo music?
Good Kazoo? Yes: http://youtu.be/iC65ufGUvKM
Although there’s something to be said for “How Women Play the Kazoo”: http://youtu.be/-FTEdn-Xvck
What type of seduction were you going after?
Check out the Rejects on Facebook, The Kings of Kazoo Rock…Plenty of kazoo’s.
OMG you guys really have kazoo music for me.
Awesome!
I guess the good/bad part about the kazoo is that you actually have to supply the music yourself so it can be anything you want.
And I’m happy to hear you made a new friend who can and will fuck you half-way through the headboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJ5QF0Thzo
The foot massage has to be really, really good to counterbalance that.
No. There is no good kazoo music. This axiomatically true.