Jun 182010
Her: YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO B’LEEVE THIS.
Me: Wha?
Her: The missing vibe. It has returned.
Me: NO
Her: YES
Me: But where?
Her: [Insert lengthy explanation which showed beyond all doubt that her mother-in-law had indeed moved the vibe] …but that’s not important. What is important is that I now have two vibrators.
Me: You have two vibrators! That’s awesome!
Her: No, you don’t understand. I have two vibrators.
Me: Rite?
Her: And my house has two floors.
Me: You don’t mean…
Her: XXXXXX, I have a vibrator on every floor.
Me: You never have to walk up the stairs to jack off.
Her: Never.
Me: You know, you really should think about getting the Wahl too.
Her: If we ever add another level I will.
Me: Girl, you are livin’ the dream.
Heh, now she just needs to shoot for one in every room for extra convenience…I think I’ve finally managed that, though they all stay in the same drawer in the bedroom.
Also, I’m dying to know where the heck she found it? Where does a rogue vibrator get put by a rogue cleaning mother-in-law?
In a rogue bag. :)
Oh thank heavens, we were dying to know where she put it!
Don’t leave us hanging! What did helpful MIL do with it and how did it make its way back home?
Only one vibe per floor? Oh the shock of it!
Wait wait wait… so did the MIL put it somewhere that it seemed like she was trying to put it *away.* Or was she *trying* to hide it? Was the bag it was put in a semi-logical, if not logical to your friend, place to put it?
This would make for a good sitcom episode, me thinks.
Maybe she’ll jump on here and explain. :)
To clarify! My mother in-law put it in a bag of occasionally-used art supplies that I had by my desk. It was a pink Lilo exactly like the one in the “sex toys for women” ad aag has to the right. My theory is that she must have thought it was some kind of high-tech eraser. I mean, you turn it on, and it does all of your erasing for you. No annoying wrist action required.
*sporfle*
Someone really should make an eraser based on the Lelo.
There are vibrating, electrically powered erasers…wonder of wonders. I used one during drafting classes. It certainly got rid of unwanted lines very well, but to think..buzzzzz…it could-a had other uses..hrm.
Very amusing ! I got three floors, but…
I can’t stand hearing about it any longer, I’m gonna go get me that Wahl …
xo~Sadie
More importantly, has she been by to “tidy up” recently?
A battery operated eraser! OMG! That’s funny!
Wouldn’t it be awesome?
There are battery-operated erasers you know. Though I have found none that are pink. :) (Google it.)
Too right! but the whole MIL thing….shudder…my own mum would be bad enough,,,MIL???!!! I haven even go a MIL and I quake at the thought!