Apr 292010
Occasionally people post fantasies on my favorite pervy dating site. Occasionally I cannot click away fast enough, which exposes my brain to words such as these:
The taller woman is dressed in a blue teal satin and mesh snakeskin print corset with lace accents. She wears a matching tanga to complete her ensemble. Her cleavage is full and the creamy hue of her skin was luminescent.
Leaving aside the matter of her eye-popping outfit, I have to wonder: If he describes her breasts in the present tense and her skin in the past, when did it take leave from her body?
And where for the love of all that is holy did it go?
They must ahve been so full, so magnificent (her cleavage, that is) that they practically hung away from her body.
… or he has very sick tastes.
That made my head hurt why did you do that?
South.
Forget the grammar issues; I’m scratching my head over they eye-popping outfit.
First off: “Blue teal”. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t a color EITHER blue OR teal? “Blue-green” I get, but “blue teal??
Second: the “satin *and* mesh snakeskin print.” Are any snakes blue teal? So why snakeskin in particular? Are snakes sexier with mesh? Or lace accents? Why not just plain snakeskin? Or just mesh and lace, which is plenty sexy enough?
What disturbs me most is that it’s like the dude is describing some exact outfit he saw on a stripper, or on a woman in some porno, and it is now (unfortunately) a super-specific trigger for his orgasms…he’s imprinted on it like a just-hatched duckling..I mean, I have fantasies too, but not down to the color or fabric choice of my (imagined) partner(s).
Or, worse (and more likely), he thinks he’s being supersexy by expressing so much intricate detail.
Less is more, Romeo. Good luck.
And, pray tell, what is a tanga?
Thank you. I was equally horrified by the “blue teal satin and mesh snakeskin print corset with lace accents”. I’m trying to put that outfit together in my mind and in the back of my head Tim Gunn is just saying “I think maybe you’re trying a bit too hard here. Satin, mesh, lace and a snakeskin print say a lot on their own, much less all together. Edit carefully!!!”
And yes. WTF is a “tanga”?????
And use the BlueFly wall thoughtfully.
Confused about “tanga”? I was too.
What colour IS teal, anyway? I’ve only ever seen it mentioned in HTML reference books and the like . . . I’ve always thought of it as one of those colours that doesn’t really exist.
This is teal.
Hmmm… Not very erotic ;)
That’s teal green, actually. Teal blue is more blue. i would know this because teal blue is my very favorite color.
it sloughed off, obviously!
Damn that word “was”!!!
I woulda over looked that one part and continued on fantasizing! LOL
Well he does say her skin was luminescent, i.e. it glowed in the dark . . .