Mar 052010
He was rooting around in his pants with the dedication of a mechanic working loose a recalcitrant spark plug. Son, I asked. What is the issue?
“My penis!” he cried. “It’s giving me troubles!”
Get used to it, I thought. Buddy, you’d better get used to it.
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So very true. I wish those troubles didn’t occur so often for us guys, but it’s a part of life I suppose.
*LAUGHING*
In stark contrast to the myriad of issues that plague many women and the impossibly complex systems of hormonal activity surrounding their sexy bits. The worst thing that happens… mostly… is the third grade spontaneous boner in class at the exact moment you have to give your oral report in front of the the class, Bonnie Rancatore and her cute freckled nose and the ever so Hot Ms. Hunsacker.
One hormone triggering another to trigger another and if this one fails it means this and if that system is reads low then that. I forget now how may hormonal feedback loops are all running at the same time in the woman’s endocrine system.
For me its the difference between a Fully Loaded Cadillac and an old 1965 GMC pickup truck. The Cadillac has probably 3 miles of wiring and systems and accessories that are all suspect at some time or another and the truck probably has about 2o feet of wire and most of that is to reach the tail lights.