You know what happens when you’re having sex on your back, folded in half with your head over the side of the bed and your partner thrusts really hard and you jerk yourself back up on the bed because you don’t want to fall on your head? Right, you strain your shoulder.
*ow*
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You know what happens when you spend three years chucking junk into a storage closet without ever cleaning it out? Right, it turns into a disaster area.
The storage closet that is my web host was so messy that I’ve taken some time over the past few days to do a thorough cleaning. Change is good, right? Right. Change is good. This change may cause some continued weirdness as I sort things out, so DO NOT PANIC if things are a little off.
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You know what happens when you start a pornsite based around strap-on sex? Right, it’s super-hot.
Want to see exactly how hot? FurryGirl is giving away a one-month membership to Cocksexual.com to someone who leaves a comment below describing in 200 or fewer words a strap-on experience they’ve either had or they’d like to have. Make sure to enter a working email address (visible only to me) so that I can contact the winner, who will be chosen by random draw at some point after the contest ends on Saturday, March 6th at 12:01am.
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You know what happens now? I’m going to baby my shoulder while deleting more files and YOU’RE going to go check out Cocksexual and then leave a comment below.
Have at it!
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This is a comment from Sweat Shop Sissy!
“…After that initial pop she slid inside easily until I could feel her thighs pressed tight against my ass. She squeezed some lube into my hand then slowly started to fuck me while I stroked myself. I had never felt such pleasure. I did manage to tell her when to speed up and it didn’t take long until I was screaming, “Fuck me! Fuck my ass hard!” I came with such intensity that two streams of my ejaculate hit the headboard behind me.”
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http://sweatshopsissy.com/
The past five years brought me from “strap-ons – lesbians use those or something, right?” to understanding that anyone, anytime, can enjoy the pleasures of temporary cock (or doublecock, depending). It was with glee I first shimmied into a harness and wang and ran around the house, breaking my own conceptual barriers and valiantly attempting not to accidentally stab low-hanging objects. While my cats’ disdain for their crazy human has since reached palpable levels, I discovered in the process that I love being able to have a temporary cock – I take it off, there’s still a vagina underneath, and to have both is pretty damn awesome. Since my own horizons were broadened, I have come to love looking at people rocking the faux phallus…what could be better than designer cock, really?
I think the most amazing experience with a strap-on was the first time my wife used one on me. She was unsure of. I needed to help her into the strap-on. She was shy, reserved and a little bit awkward. I needed to be the leader to get what I wanted. To stroke and such her cock and tell her how hot she was. Ask her to stroke her cock for me. To show it off to me. Watching the process of her going from reluctance to owning her cock was an amazing and hot experience. To see her see how much pleasure I was getting out of it and to see how much it was turning her on. It was a glorious experience to be fucked by her for the first time.
i am just commenting…
i almost fell off the hotel bed last weekend and know exactly what you speak of. not sure if i tweaked the neck shoulder during that or the other contortions i was doing that day, night or morning.
sex is grand and the pain is worth it.
OMG just peeked at the freebies page of Cocksexual – WOW that is hot stuff! Beautiful.
I have this terrible monster strap on cock I call Biggie. You can see a pic of him here: http://thebeautifulkind.com/columns/fetish-parade/my-date-peggy-sue
He’s too big for me, but not for some of my play partners!
I am SURE I recall another post about you almost falling off the bed in that same position (and your lover caught you? Or you kicked him while he was trying to catch you?). You guys need to get some cargo webbing or something!
A couple of years ago my partner bought me a ‘share’ dildo. It’s got a bulb you hold inside of you and a gorgeous black cock to play with on the other side. I’d been talking to my partner about our desire to role-play with me as a guy. I love the idea of my partner with a man, but he favors women (women with cocks included). One night I decided to surprise him, I eased the bulb of the cock in, put on a tight pair of boxer briefs and borrowed his clothes. With my short hair and slim build I pulled it off well. He thought so too. The firm silicone strained to get out of my shorts, much like his cock did. He peeled off my pants and as he kneeled in front of me to take the tip of my cock into his mouth he had this doe-eyed look of lust. It immediately crystalized for me what men find so alluring about blow-jobs. Though the strap-on didn’t rub my clit much, I felt every lick and nibble as though that cock were my own…
I could feel the nip of leather on skin as I snugged the hip strap tight. I rocked my ass backwards, easing the buckle away from my flesh. Tighter, tighter… the leather curved around my ass, cool now, but quickly warming on my skin. I looked up from under my fringe of hair to find my lover watching me with hungry eyes. I grinned and hitched my eyebrow upwards, as I shook my hips to wiggle the cock jutting proudly out from my groin. I could feel the firm leather pressing into my clit, and the slight sway as the purple cock swayed before me.
I rolled the condom on, bit by bit. I loved this part with a flesh cock, feeling the smooth latex encase their warm flesh. The cool silicone of this cock pressed against my hands as I covered it in the barrier to aid in easy cleanup. The ritual was soothing, enticing. I snapped the ring into place at the base, and was rewarded when my lover flinched, ever so slightly. Was someone nervous? Oh no, that was pure anticipation I saw staring back at me.
Sometime in the next few years, I will acquire a strap on. The sexing people with it part will be fun, but more importantly, I want to feel this power that is granted to people with a dangly thing hanging from their crotch. I want to have an excuse to stick my rigid veined cock into things nearby (which will include my boyfriend’s well-lubed ass), and I would like to walk around closing cabinets with my cock and hanging laundry on it to help fold.
Basically, my strap on will become a third hand that I operate from my hips. In addition to the pegging action I’ll be giving, of course…
Oh hey! Contest is closed! :)