Listen closely, kid. I’ve got one helluva deal for you.
I mentioned yesterday that I’m helping Lisa Vandever organize sponsors for CineKink, the kinky film festival. My poor fingers are just about plum worn down to the bone in this effort, not that I’m complaining! I love this stuff!
At the same time, I’m getting more and more requests for help with moving limp, tired (*cough*Blogger*cough*) websites over to shiny new self-hosted WordPress.org installations; all tricked out with bells, whistles and (natch) Twitter widgets. Not that I’m complaining! I love this stuff too!
So I’ve decided to roll these two causes into one big ball of awesomeness. Leave a donation of $50 (or more) and I’ll deduct your donation from my site building fee. Typically I can set up your domain name on web hosting (you buy these; price plans here), transfer in your current material, and implement whatever new design you’d like with your final cost in the range of $200 to $300 depending on the size and complexity of your site and how much hand-holding you require to learn the new system.
Who benefits? We all do. CineKink gets sponsors, you get an awesome new site and recognition for helping out a worthy cause and I get work which will keep me from getting into more trouble than I already get into on a daily basis. WIN! Win all around!
Want to get in on this? Send me an email as soon as possible letting me know your intentions. I’ll invoice you via PayPal; as soon as you bust out the dollars I’ll put you on my list. It could not be more simple.
Awesomeness?
Yes! Extreme awesomeness!
And even if you aren’t in need of a spanky new site you can go right ahead and click that little “donate” button. Why? BECAUSE YOU’RE A NICE PERSON WHO SUPPORTS THE KINKY ARTS, THAT’S WHY!
***This offer is limited to just ten respondents because if I accept more than that my fingers really will fall off and then I’d give lousy handjobs. And that would make my partner very VERY unhappy. I will post when I’ve reached the limit. My limit of donations, not handjobs. I’m going to stop talking now.***
AAG helped me move my own blog over to a self-hosted WordPress.org one, and I don’t know what the hell I’d have done without her. I wholeheartedly recommend her services; this is a great chance to do something you’ve been meaning to and help out an awesome cause at the same time. :)
Aw stop. I’m blushing. :)
Can I just say ditto? Not only that, but it looks so awesome that my marketing director at work was really impressed with the look and quality of the site that she did for me. And this is someone who does graphic design and marketing campaigns for a corporation and daily basis.
Oh that’s really nice of you. Thank you. And thank your boss for me too. :)