RT @rilaws: Getting initial reports that Santorum's hotel now evacuated, as furious lovemaking in his room has ripped hole in space-time ... 5 hours ago
Can't log on to school net. Inadvertently brought glass dildo to class. This day is going AWESOME. 9 hours ago
Why does everything smell like fried chicken today. OH GOD IT'S ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF. 10 hours ago
Yargh, with 2 hours to spare I'm just told that I can't have my class resource list on my portfolio site. Yargh. Yargh. 11 hours ago
This white stuff falling from the sky. I am side-eyeing it. So. Hard. 12 hours ago
