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I spoke to someone a while ago who wanted my ginormous fake breast, but I am a terrible blogger and have apparently misplaced the email.
Will you please email me again so that I can send this treasure out to you without any further delay?
My apologies for being such a knucklehead, and HAPPY SATURDAY everyone!

















oh my god. if they don’t respond, can I have it?
Sure!
That’s pretty amazing. I never appreciated the weight of a DDD breast…
I can appreciate the weight. I carry a pair of those around every day! lol
Does a flesh titty weighs the same as a silicone titty?
@archdiva I bet you can appreciate it if that weight is the same…that would be 6 pounds. But aap’s question is valid.
That was me, but I really don’t have money to spare to shit a fake boob. :P As much as I desire it to sit next to my laptop. :)
AAG, you got me all excited. I miss seeing yours (from back in the HNT days, that is). <3
can i have your real boobie?
Sure, bb. Anytime. Wait, haven’t you already had my real boobie? :)
Wait! It’s like a very-big squishy ball! You know, sensory toys for the semi autistic or seriously stressed!
Except, well, it’d probably be even more embarrassing to carry around than a regular squishy ball… Probably. I guess.
Yeah, and it’s not really hand-sized. :)
Don’t boobs usually come in pairs? How come you only have one? (or are you secretly keeping one for yourself?) :-)
No, I only had the one. You can, however, order them in pairs for all your dual-breast needs. :)