Child, whispering: Mommy?
Me, head under covers: Mmmm?
Child: Mommy, my bulva hurts.
Me, reading clock through one slightly open eye: Why does your bulva hurt at 5:30 in the morning?
Child: I don’t know! It hurts when I push on it.
Me: Then stop pushing on it and go back to bed!
Child: But I’m not sleepy.
Me: Then just stop pushing on it.
Child: Ok. I’ll go play now and give my bulva some rest.
Me: Good plan.
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Literally. Oh, man, that’s too much.
Oh this just made me chuckle for a few minutes, for numerous lovely reasons
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I can see having this exact conversation with my daughter.
that is totally funny. i am really splitting a gut here
Beckett and Ionescu should write as well as you
There are worse ways to be awakended… :D
The good news is 5:30 am the first day back on standard time means you effectively got to sleep until 6:30, no wonder she was awake and ready to play!