Comments on: Make Your Own Sex-Toy: A Pocket Pussy Polemic Part One

By: aag

aag — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:11:33 +0000

TICS UNITE!

By: aag

aag — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:41:58 +0000

I think we should all count ourselves as very lucky that Billy is happy with non-sentient vagina. :)

By: Laken

Laken — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:40:37 +0000

So Billy B will shell out 80 dollars for a pocket pussy, but buys the cheap lube because KY is too costly? I suppose the beauty of making your own pocket pussy is having cash left over to buy the “expensive” lube.

If I wasn’t a modern female, I would be proud to have such an economical man in my life. One who would water down our lube so that it wouldn’t be too thick.

By: Deanna

Deanna — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:39:22 +0000

Err, Billy B, I can barely make out what you are saying… Well, the misogyny is clear. The combination of perplexing language use and misogyny makes me dizzy (and puke in my mouth a little bit).

I guess the good news is, ladies, that since Billy boy here is happier to use a toy than “deal” with us any more, we’ll have to deal with him less too.

Sorry I couldn’t be more helpful than that, aag.

By: Billy B

Billy B — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:41:05 +0000

Right, these modern females, THE INSANE CHICKS SOCIETY (TICS). In case you haven’t noticed a lot of them are really screwed up and hard to go get along with. Not that they are ever willing to see and admit that.

But thankfully some good pocket pussies are now getting on the market so men don’t have to deal with them anymore, it’s about time after all the years they have had decent dildos for themselves. I know many good men that enjoy good lives without them ‘modern women’. It saves us a heck of a lot of money also being as most women want so much anymore.

By: aag

aag — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:16:45 +0000

These…

modern…

females?

Wtf???????

By: Billy B

Billy B — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:56:15 +0000

Bah, that stuff doesn’t make that good of a pocket pussy. Just put out the 70 or 80 bucks in an adult store for a Cyberskin pocket pussy. It will last for a couple of years and is a hell of a lot cheaper than one date most of the time these days.

My Cyberskin pussy has saved me from even having to deal with these modern females anymore.

The Cyberskin pussy I bought was two smooth inside so I turned that cunt (ha ha ha) inside out and put slits in it to give it some texture.

KY Products are okay but too expensive, I buy the Equate brand at Walmart and water it down cuz it’s too thick out of the tube.

By: aag

aag — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:00:29 +0000

The correct link is here.

By: Pafnuty Shacknasty

Pafnuty Shacknasty — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:24:50 +0000

Owens Corning makes a similar tape called “Bild*R*Tape that is plain pink. It doesn’t have the manufacturer’s name printed across it. Same high quality BOPP tape, but strangely harder to find than even Tyvek tape.

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BZMdGYw!Wk~$(KGrHgoOKiMEjlLmVzhzBKldgDjZ,!~~_35.JPG

By: aag

aag — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:33:53 +0000

Oh too funny. Bet you never realized you needed a backstory for the trip. :)