1. Will we make it to the bedroom or succumb to lust immediately inside the front door?
2. If we succumb to lust immediately inside the front door, will the neighbors care?
3. Will I remember how to undo his belt?
4. Is it possible to forget how to give a blow job?
5. How much stretching-out should one do after this long of a break from sex?
6. Can the vagina re-virginize itself after a period of disuse?
7. Will it feel as wonderful as it did the last time we saw each other? (I’m pretty sure I already know the answer to this one.)
8. Is it likely that the typical rug-burns, chapped face, sore hoo-ha, stretched muscles and the like will be worse than usual?
9. Will I care?
10. What can we do to ensure that we don’t have to wait another six weeks for our next meeting?
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1. It will be fun to discover.
2. Yes, they will. Will YOU care?
3. He will help you.
4. No, and he will tell you what he likes.
5. Warm bath, generally body stretching… lots and lots of lube.
6. Yes (no, not really) but not after just 6 weeks.
7. I hope so, you lucky thing
8. Yes
9. No
10. I have no idea about this one… it’s one that i have to work on myself from time to time. If you discover the answer, do share.
Oh no, if the vagina really can re-virginize after periods of disuse than I would never need a chastity belt because surely, my hymen has become a steel fortress after the many months I have gone without even a single digit inside of me…..
Sounds like you will have a very fun time though indeed!
it’s like riding a bike. :)
my bestie went three years between her last sexual partner and her current boyfriend, she swore her hymen grew back every single time we discussed sex. i’m happy to report she was wrong!
1. Thinkin we will prolly make the bedroom, although we may not arrive fully clothed..
2. neighbors will NOT care…
3. Lord, I hope so…I doubt I could get my pants off, if you dont…
4. Possible, although Highly Unlikely…..
5. Pre or Post stretching?…as to Pre,,as much as you can,, as to Post,, Ehh, who cares?
6. Re-Virginizing? Hmmm,,interesting concept,,But, I dont think so….
7. Only if I have anything at all to do with it, Lover……
8. Yes, emphatically, Yes…
9. No
10. This is the toughest of all the questions,,,I simply do not know, Baby,,But,,I will do all in my power to see that it Doesnt go this long again…
Vaginas can so tighten up. I didn’t see my boyfriend for 4 weeks and later 3 weeks. Oh goodness it hurt, more than the first time, though then it got right back to normal. I am about to see him in a week for 3 days, which will be 6 weeks of being apart. I am concerned… except that he bought me a dildo last time I saw him, so it’s all good.
Going with the theme of this…
1. Yes, I think there will be that kissing/moving/clothes removing maneuver but you won’t make it far.
2. They’ll act like they care but because they’re jealous.
3. Like riding a bike.
4. Could you forget a joyous moment such as that? I mean, really.
5. Lots, and don’t forget to hydrate!
6. 6 months?! You haven’t even had time for cobwebs to form!
7. Yes, you do.
8. Yes, it will be brutal.
9. No, because it will also be awesome. Literal meaning of awesome, not hotdog meaning of awesome.
10. Get him into MIT and start working on teleportation.