Hear Ye, Hear Ye

I always think it can’t possibly get any busier around here, and then comes a month like this one, which was so overwhelming that I’m not sure I’ve slept since that holiday with the firecrackers.

Want to appreciate the magnitude of werds we’ve turned out? Read on…

Icegasm Review on Jane’s Guide: “The toy melted silently (and surprisingly slowly) for a good hour while he warmed me up.  After a particularly inspiring round of buttsex he rolled me over, pried open my legs and applied the chilly treat to my pussy. I can honestly say that the first second of frigid buzzing was exquisite.  The contrast between hot and cold felt amazing.  I’m pretty sure I screamed a little, in the very best of ways.  But after that first second the chill became unbearable.”

Radiance Vibe from Babeland Review on Jane’s Guide: “I was fully prepared to hate the Radiance Vibe from Babeland. Sure it’s beautiful, but I could summon only the most moderate of expectations from any toy made by Doc Johnson.

It arrived in a clear plastic box with nary a single picture of a bikini-clad lady. This is such a plus in my book. I could live my entire life without seeing another bikini-clad lady on a vibrator box.”

New Site Reviews on Jane’s Guide:

• How could you not like a site which features the incredible Madison Young fisting her own ass on the first page? I for one am powerless against her charms.
• There’s even a photo set telling the story of Katya’s mishap with a too-high pair of heels. This is perfect for all you sprained-ankle-fetishist out there.
• Believe it or not, Jane’s Guide is not the only site which reviews porn. Shocking, isn’t it? AdultSiteSurfer.com (ASS for short — clever!)has been cranking out reviews for the past seven years.
• Whew! If you’re more of an erotica writer than an erotica reader, sign up to submit stories to the site. You’ll receive the warm fuzzy glow of recognition and perhaps a paycheck.
• The good ol’ interwebs sure do offer up lots of dating sites. Trouble is, most of them aren’t much good.
• Most of the men featured are young, not very hairy, well-hung and uncircumcised. Oh, and hot. Did I mention hot?
• However, the webmaster seems to have a bit of an axe to grind with some other folks in the violet wand scene. I’m not sure his website is the best place to air these grievances, as it seems like unnecessary drama.

New on Beyond the Birds and the Bees: We’ve had some awesome entries go up this week. Check them out!

• Are You There, God? It’s Me, Puberty:  Me: “I thought you told me you were getting fuzzy nuts?”
• That’s How These Things Happen…: Then, one day, my boyfriend expressed his interest in me wearing a strap on.
• Before It’s Too Late: My sex talk came from my mom when I told her I was six months pregnant at the age of seventeen. “Why didn’t you tell us you were having sex? We could have put you on something.” Not coming home until five in the morning apparently wasn’t enough of a clue for her.
• Kindergarten Questions: “Yes, Scott, what you heard is true, but listen closely, because this is important. Boys put their penises in girls’ vaginas, but NOT UNTIL THEY ARE TWENTY.”
• Women and Books: I was astonished by the whole thing. I simply had no suspicions that such an act ever occurred.
• A Mother’s Day Gift: Having said good bye to all my friends as Sex 2.0, I headed to my car for the long drive north. It was Mother’s Day weekend and I wanted to be home with my children when they woke up that next morning as I have always been these past years. I would have hours on that drive home to think and process all I had learned that day at Sex 2.0 and all of the people I had met.

We’ll be doing another Sunday Brag-Along this week, so stop back then and give your favorite posts a little extra attention.

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