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• Bashed elbow into minivan's rear windshield wiper. #Ow #GonnaCryNow 4 hours ago
• Little ones have just worked out that once their father is remarried they will have *three* moms. Ouch. 5 hours ago
• Why is ballet not an Olympic sport? http://t.co/OXMJGtVI! 6 hours ago
• Really hope I didn't teach class with my kid's "I love Justin Beiber" note stuck to my shirt back. Which is where I found it this morning. 6 hours ago
• I can't stop looking at it. This may be my favorite page: http://t.co/Ga9WTUNg 15 hours ago