I’ve spent the last couple of days trying to catch up on my sex toy reviewing. Ah, the lonely, difficult life of the sex toy tester. I’m going to have a repetitive stress injury in my wrist, you just wait and see.
I’ve got some swag to give away, but this time y’all are going to have to work for it. I’ll randomly choose one person who shares a tale with Beyond the Birds and the Bees between now and Sunday, July 5th at 12:01 am Eastern time to win a whole box full of fabulous swag.
All you have to do to enter is include your story on the standard submissions form, making sure to include a working email address. I’ll use my favorite random number generator to choose our winner then email him or her at some point on Sunday morning. This particular contest is limited to US residents only.
And what will our lucky winner get? I’m so glad you asked!
- A Tunti Illuminated Boudoir Toybox, reviewed here on Jane’s Guide (value $89.95).
- A new Tickler, made by RubyGlass21.com and reviewed here on Jane’s Guide (value $24.99).
- A copy of Sex Parties 101 (value $14.35).
- Any other fun little odds and ends I can cram into the Tunti Toybox before I package it up.
You get a shot at over $125 worth of cool stuff in exchange for some words. Go for it.









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I just posted my story. I’ll be looking for my email letting me know that I won! :)
Thanks for all the entries, folks. Keep them coming!
I just looked at the toy box. That is awesome! If I don’t win, I’ll be saving up for one as it’s so much nicer than the shoebox I’m using. LOL
I have already written to the winner and need to hear back from her by the end of today. :)
well i dont think it was me, but if it was me, i didnt get the email cause my Gmail wont let me in :(
I’ve now heard back from the winner. Thanks for playing, everyone. We’ll definitely do a similar contest again soon.