I’d forgotten, or nearly forgotten, how hot and weak and wide-open the indefatigably strong buzzing leaves me. But my good friend ThatToyChick from Underbed Toys remembered. She knew that I’d been missing my Hitachi like a Twitterspammer misses bikini-clad girls, so in one short conversation I was convinced to try my luck with another one.
The toy arrived yesterday. So busy was I that it got tossed upon my bed with the laundry and forgotten until the children’s bedtime arrived, at which point I debated what should be my course of action. Should I, like a good little worker bee, dive immediately into my meticulously annotated and exponentially increasing to-do list? Or should I make sure that the Hitachi was not defective?
I chose the latter; nearly an hour later I stumbled from my bedroom sweaty, exhausted, sore-of-throat and undeniably happy that the toy was indeed functional and as amazing as I remembered. Later I reported these activities to my partner, gushing about how much I looked forward to trying it out again whilst our bodies were joined.
But he was not quite so enthused:
Him: I remember what that that toy can do for you that I never could. It tends to intimidate a guy.
Me: You do something much different.
Him: It can’t bounce off of your cervix? It cant pull your hair or call you a bad little slut?
Me: It can’t tell me I’m pretty while I’m coming. It can’t love me.
Him: True. I do. And you really are beautiful when you’re coming.
Me: I’m very glad you think so.
And you know what else is great? ThatToyChick’s prices are affordable enough that I could manage to add an extra Hitachi to my order. When I burn out the first one, I’ll have a spare.
I’ll never be Hitachi-less again.
Always good to have a spare, whether it’s something as mundane as toilet paper or as essential as a Hitachi :)
I must wonder though…just how far away is your bedroom from the children’s? Or are you just that quiet when they’re around? :D
Another neat trick is to use two Hitachis at once, one with a straight attachment, and one with a g-spot attachment . . . the straight one goes up the bum, the curved one is inserted vaginally . . . make sure nothing that can’t get wet is nearby, and enjoy. :P
Oh dear god…
You may also want to be tied down. The flailing that can ensue otherwise seems potentially dangerous. Or maybe I’m just inordinately squirmy.
With all the talk of a Hitachi, is there a male equivalent?
I found this to use with the Hitachi for guys. Looks intense.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/masturbation-toys_50/the-massager-masturbator-sleeve_3024.html
Bea, why are you giving her ideas? LOL just kidding. Enjoy
Never being Hitachiless again is definitely a good thing. Definitely.
I learned years ago that a spare Hitachi is never a waste of space or money for a variety of reasons.
I’ve never owned a vibrator before. I have owned two dildos, though. One, bought my lover, is one of those silicone dildos that has always smelled a little funny to me but I absolutely love it when we roleplay getting doubly penetrated “for realism”. The other is the Archer Wand, which I love for temperature play (must. be. cold.) and hardness.
I’m considering getting the Hitachi, since it seems that so many swear by it. My birthday is coming up next month too…
Do it. You’ll be a happy happy girl. :)
Have to check out one of these.
Aw, thanks for the shoutout baby!
If ya’ll buy a hitachi and mention AAG sent ya, I’ll toss in a free little lube bottle for ya :)
Woooooo freeeee luuuuuuube!
We love free lube!
:)
It both frightens and awes me how you go through those Hitachis!
i have really wanted to upgrade my vibrator… not that it takes much for me (sometimes) but i’ve heard so many raves about the hitachi. and $39.99?!
yeah…maybe in a few paychecks… :devil:
ThatToyChick rocks it with the reasonable prices. I heart her. :)
peace…
Although I have never used the Hitachi, I do know what its like when you’re favorite toy dies. I’m currently on my fourth Jack Rabbit-The Original. They keep trying to make updates to it but I like the original-if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it (at least until it dies and then buy a new one). Maybe I need to have a back up one too!
That sounds incredibly Hawwwttt!