“When I was blowing you?”
“Mmmm?”
“And when I had my finger in your bottom?”
“Mmmmmm?”
“And when you were coming?”
“Ohhh yes. That felt amazing.”
“I’m glad. But when you were coming, something was fluttering against my finger.”
“Go figure. My whole body was fluttering.”
“Sure. But this was different.”
“Different good?”
“Oh definitely different good.”
“Wonder what it was?”
“Oh I know what it was.”
“What?”
“It was your Orgasm Hamster of course.”
*pause*
“My Orgasm Hamster?”
“Don’t you know about your Orgasm Hamster?”
“Um. No?”
“Silly. He runs around faster and faster in his little wheel, and when he’s reached maximum velocity, that’s when you come.”
*pause*
“I see. Well. Thank you for making my Orgasm Hamster very very happy.”
“You do the same for mine honey.”
“Yes, but your Orgasm Hamster never takes a break. He gets right back up on that wheel and starts running again immediately.”
“He is pretty frisky, isn’t he?”
“I love your Orgasm Hamster, baby.”
“I’m so glad.”
–later–
“How you doing, honey?”
*pause*
“Honey? You ok?”
*pause*
“XXXXXX. Are you all right?”
“My Orgasm Hamster just collapsed into some shredded paper and fell asleep.”
“I wore out your Orgasm Hamster?”
“Yes Daddy. He’s never going to run again.”
“Oh baby. I seriously doubt that.”
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This was DEFINITELY the best giggle of my day – picturing the expression on the face when the pause took place! Love it!
Orgasm Hamster? lmfao That’s great.
I must be the only one who read “Orgasm Hamster fluttering” and thought of poo. But then again I have a dirty mind.
Sorry, this made me think of Richard Gere. I know, I’m sick and twisted.
You know that’s just an urban legend, right? :)
How funny. Being a human sexuality major, I am always looking at sex so scientifically, so it is nice to hear what other people come up with as to how our body can create such ecstasy.