This time he paid the bill while I returned a phone call, so I did not hear anything that might have transpired between my partner and the restaurant’s owner. So engrossed was I in my own conversation that when the owner walked past, tossing a smirk in my direction, I barely noticed.
Then the call ended; I made my way toward my pal waiting by the door. “He asked what we were up to today,” he murmured into my ear. “I told him we were going home to have more hot wet sex.”
I pulled away. “You did not.”
“Yes, I did,” He answered with such calm assurance that I had no doubt.
And yet I couldn’t let it go without absolute confirmation. “What did he tell you we were doing today?” I asked as the owner passed.
He leered at me. “He said that you were going home to have more hot wet sex.” And once again I was left utterly speechless.
“You turned every shade of red,” my partner told me when we were safely on the way home.
I’m sure I did, but honestly? His response was what I should have said the last time we were asked.
why does the phrase “you can’t handle the truth!” come to mind? ;)
I understand your embarrassment, but by his reaction, I think he probably is a goer. Though in my case, I am usually the one who (unintentionally) says something to embarrass myself.
the Very Thought, of leaving AAG speechless, was More than worth any possible redness that may have occured, I assure you.
Yeah that damn aag sure does have a lot to say sometimes. :P
I say nicely played. That will either teach him for asking dangerous questions like that or provide you with a “teachable moment.” :)
There’s only one thing that comes to mind after reading this, AAG…. your fella rocks!
I’m willing to bet though, that the next time you both walk in for a meal (pre or post any “hot wet sex” *snicker*) the owner will be a few dozen more shades of red than you were upon leaving, AAG :) Oh to be a fly on the wall for that moment!
No, I’m pretty sure he’ll say “Hey! How’s the hot wet sex going this morning?” Loudly. :)
My mama always said never ask a question you don’t really want the answer to. He apparently wanted an answer….and perhaps an invitation? :-)
Hello AAG
Just came across this on the NY Times website. FYI, I think
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/10/magazine/10food-t-000.html?hpw
Yrs in pervery, Adrian
happy mother’s day to the most pervalicious mom I know! <3
Aw, thank you!