Him: Shall I do this for your parents:

Me:   Yes please.  Just write “God works in mysterious ways!  Amazing picture enclosed!” in the subject line so they’ll be certain to read it.

Him:  “These are the balls that bounce off your daughter’s ass.”

Me:  Sure, that’ll work too.

Him:  Shall I ask if they also want video?

Me:  Oh yes.

Me:  Ask if they’d prefer “Infant Sacrifices Volume One.”

Me:  Or “Buttsex Volume Twenty-Seven.”

Me:  They’ll love it!

  9 Responses to “Just Kidding. Really.”

  1. Thanks for this post AAG. I really needed something to smile/laugh about today :-)

    Love your title: “Buttsex Volume Twenty-Seven”!

    Have a good one.

  2. I do love your sense of humor. I really do.

  3. OMG -hahahaha! Just a video loop, closeup, of his balls bouncing on your ass.

  4. That’s hilarious. I love it! :D

  5. So if I theoretically could procure a closeup video of his balls bouncing offa my ass, someone could turn it into a loop?

    :)

    Not that I’d really seriously consider it. Nope. Never.

  6. It’s good to have someone that you can share evil thoughts with. :)

  7. yes. Yes we can turn his balls bouncing on your ass into a loop. We have the technology.

    Mwah hahahahahahahahaha!

 

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