He’s taken to pushing my head over the edge of the bed before folding me in half knees to shoulders, bottom raised off the bed, and fucking me so deeply that I can hardly tell which end is up. I’m quite fond of it, and by “quite fond” I mean that I’d be hard pressed not to punch the nose of anyone who tried to stop me from fucking like this.
The only problem with this position is the not inconsiderable degree of instability created when our combined center of gravity rocks precariously past the bed’s edge with each deep thrust. “You’re going to fuck me off the bed,” I gasped not long ago, clinging to the sheets and desperately wishing not to end up on my head.
I guess I was hoping for some other response, something perhaps along the lines of “I’d never let you fall,” or “Don’t worry, I’ll take you to the ER and fib to the doctors about what happened.” No, he gave me a different answer, but one that upon further reflection I decided was just as perfect as the others. “Don’t worry,” he said, “I won’t stop fucking you even if I fuck you off the bed.”
Now he claims not to remember saying this, and given the condition of our conjoined bodies at that moment I don’t doubt him at all. But I remember. I know what he said. And being loved (and loved) like this is exactly what I want right now.
What he didn’t tell you is that at the critical time you are supposed to toss your arms over your head and brace them against the floor. Don’t worry, you’ll like the results.
Weird
Orly?
I’m not sure I’m flexible enough for all that.
:)
hes a lucky boy let me tell you : (
And I feel very lucky to be with him too.
i love your masthead quote. that poem had me in tears. as did most things from yesterday.
It’s good it have a man who knows what you want, no?
Have you tried it on your back with your head hanging off the side of the bed? That’s good too.
Was I not clear? That’s how we were doing it! –aag
Hehehe… scarily erotic! Brilliant.
t. x
Ah, ’twas me who was not clear. For some reason I thought you were flipped around!
If you do a slow slide off the bed, you can practice your yoga headstand AND get fucked at the same time….while we don’t do it often, that’s actually one of the best positions we’ve ever found. Lots of pillows for support helps :)
Are you people determined to send me to the ER with a broken neck? I’m old! I don’t bend like a 20 year old anymore!
!!!!!!!
:)
but you’ll be so well fucked, you won’t care.
And what a way to go!!!!
Better than choking on a peanut while watching TV.
CJ
Beware of the whole ER experience! Hahaha, speaking from experience…very, very embarrassing! Worth it, of course. Well, the embarrassment and laughter, not the pain!
Psssht, you don’t lose flexibility because you’re not 20 anymore, you lose it because you stop flexing… or you’re 70. Seventy is a good excuse, I must admit.
We, your readers, need to send you yoga tapes and stretching advice! :D
Ok! :)