You asked for it and now I’m finally in a position to give it to you.
Jollies is now all stocked up on the delightful Mr. Man dildo, which enables a female-bodied person to receive a blow job. I tried it and loved it when Luze from Jollies first sent me one.
Now it’s even better because it’s been redesigned to fit in a standard O-ring harness. I didn’t get to try this, but Essin’-Em did. Read her take on Mr. Man here, and what we had to say about it on Jane’s Guide here.
Would you like to win a Mr. Man all of your own? Of course you would! Leave a comment below telling us what you’d do with Mr. Man in 100 words or fewer. Please enter a working email address, which will be visible only to me. I’ll choose the entry I like best after the contest ends on Monday, December 8th at 12:01 am. If you win, you’ll need to supply a shipping name and address to Jollies in order to have the product sent to you.
Happy commenting, and good luck!
I’d like to win the Mr. Man, because my boyfriend of two years recently informed me that anything that I try (or he does to me), is fair game for him to get in return. So, I wax, he tries waxing. I put up with adventures into the great down under, so does he. I give bj…. well, the Mr. Man would certainly make it interesting for him to try that in return!
Oooh, I want this! I recently got into trying strap-ons and dildos with D, and one thing that I love to do is make him suck my cock. There’s something about pulling his head back, my fist in his hair, rubbing my cock over his full lips before parting his lips to push the head of my cock in. I love fucking his face, making it rough and dirty, calling him my little cocksucking whore. He’s not a very experienced cocksucker, yet…but with the Mr. Man, I think he would have more incentive to improve for me!
My wife *loves* suction on her clit. And, despite her hesitations, I’ve always had fantasies about her wearing a strap-on, although I have to admit, it makes me a bit nervous. I would love a little adventure with this type of sucking, and it might be well received if she enjoys her favorite activity at the same time! Maybe this would be the toy to provide the bridge to the new adventures I suspect we each think, but do not, speak about.
I recently sucked (and was fucked by) my first cock. We found a Fun Factory dildo we really liked and brought it home. It just sat there for a while until I offered to fuck her with it, and afterwards licked it clean. She placed it over her mound and I gave my first blowjob. She gasped, moaned and writhed at everything I was doing, loving the look and feel of getting her cock sucked. I can only imagine how much more intense this would be for her with Mr. Man. I want to do more than imagine.
Lets just say I would love to experience what it would be like to receive a blow job. I have always imagined what it would be like and I am dying to find out. I know that you will get some great responses, but I can assure you that no will enjoy Mr. Man as much as I would. Please, please let me experience the joy!!!
I and my partner are both female, and she loves topping me and grinding her pussy against my face roughly for oral sex. I can see this toy being put to use so that she can force rough blow jobs on me whenever the mood strikes her, then bending me over to use it on me. She’s been exploring her dominant side more and more and I know she would love a toy like this, and I would love to give her a blow job for the hot mind-fuck goodness of it all.
I’m not in the running for this one because I have my eye on a Christmas present for myself from Babeland, and I really don’t have a place for more than one or two toys. However, I just HAD to come and comment and say this toy – hell, just the CONCEPT of this toy – is so awesome I think I might vomit rainbows. I know I could never never get my boy to play with this, but god bless whomever decided that women need blow jobs too.
Use my link, willya? Remember that the commissions go directly to Butterfly Temptress. :) –aag
I am a 100%, red-blooded, card-carrying heterosexual who loves EVERYTHING about a woman’s body. And yet…I love it when she rolls me over & grinds her clit on my coccyx until orgasm. Or when she talks dirty & fucks me with our glass dildo as I stroke myself to explosion. Or when she bends me over, slips on her harness-supported Feeldoe and really goes at it… Being able to suck her OFF with ‘her’ cock would be amazing!! Would I have to surrender my card?
No. I think we’re all clear around here that your feelings about anal stimulation have nothing to do with your orientation. –aag
oh my…this may be the closest I can get to actually having a fleshy member of my own! Because the gods know I adore the SIGHT of my dildo girlcock sliding into a nicely lubed-up back-end boypussy.
The thought of being able to FEEL it too…oh my…as I type out the thought, it sends lovely little shivers up and down my spine…and right into my clit, which Mr. Man would make even more real…oh my oh my oh my god……………….
i would just love to have something to back up my position when i tell my boyfriend to suck my friggin dick!
I would absolutely love to see my guy’s head bobbing up and down on my cock, and I would also take some pictures with it.
My wife and I have really gotten into strap on play; its a hella of a ride!
I do enjoy giving her a sloppy blow job or two, but her strap on dildo is a little small (its designed for my butt!), and I would love to upgrade her to a bigger, and more sensitive of a weapon!
as always; much love for the blog!!!
I adore fucking my naughty little boys up the ass with my fingers and tongue, making them squeal and to have and use such a delcious, horny, delectable phallus, to make them suck and tease and choke on and that will pleasure me at the same time as they serve me, would make me a very happy mistress!!
I sure would like a blowjob…
No. I think we’re all clear around here that your feelings about anal stimulation have nothing to do with your orientation. –aag
Please don’t take my tongue-in-cheek sarcasm for signs of homophobia. It sometimes difficult to convey such sentiments without the benefit of face-to-face contact. I’m not (homophobic) and I apologize if I came across as such.
The closest I’ve ever come to being shocked was when I came like a rocket by making my then boyfriend (now husband) gag and sputter by shoving a harnessed dildo down his throat. I had no idea it would turn me on so much to watch the tears well up in his eyes as he looked up at me. Wouldn’t it be awesome to actually be able to feel him blowing me. Mmmmmm.
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Followed you here from the review on Jane’s Guide.
When my handsome, loving partner wraps his tongue around my clit, my hips tingle and my belly smolders. I imagine a cock rising from by beautiful cunt and filling his mouth. Looking into his eyes, I thrust my hips and imagine I’m fucking his mouth like he fucks mine.
To see – and feel – it happening in real life would be delicious. The very idea is giving me butterflies.
What would I do with a Mr. Man? I would streeetch and streetch until I was flexible enough to suck my own fake dick.
My best guy friend is a gymnast and actually can suck his own dick and I have been very jealous ever since I heard that. I’ll show him. Literally, I probably will show him.
My husband would look so pretty with his mouth wrapped around this. Too bad I have no harness so I don’t have much use for Mr Man.. yet LOL
My boyfriend is a timid prepster, and this is the only way I can work some rock-star holes into the knees of his jeans.
I remember the first time I told my g/f about my pegging fantasies…and how it felt when she made them come true. Yet sucking on a feeldoe, no matter how sexy it may be, doesn’t provide her with the same kind of pleasure she gives when she uses her (immense) oral skills on me. The fantasy isn’t yet complete…I want to feel her hands on the back of my head as our new toy slips down my throat and I show her just how much I’ve learned.
Mmm…
Thanks everyone! The contest is closed…I’ll be emailing the winner in just a moment!