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25th Oct, 2008

Blowfish Saturday Swag

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The really cool folks at Blowfish.com have eight lil’ slices of heaven to share with us this week:

The Crash Pad

Superfreak

In Search of the Wild Kingdom

Bondage Boob Tube

Tail of a Bondage Model

Bride of Sin

Crash Pad Series, Volume 1

Crash Pad Series, Volume 2

I’ll choose eight (eight!) folks from those who comment below. Please use a working email address, and comment only if you’re willing to fork over your shipping address to the very fine folks at Blowfish, who will guard your address as if it was a lock of hair clipped from the head of a newborn child.

I’ve personally seen the Crash Pad work, and *fanning self* damn. HOT.

Anyhow.

I’ll notify the winners after the contest ends on Monday, October 27th at 12:01am. Happy swagging, and thanks to Blowfish.com for the generosity!

Posted by: aag

Categories:

swag

Responses

Why on earth are you so nice to us, bb? ilu so.

Cause I lurves ewe sew. :) –aag

By: Mia on October 25th, 2008
at 12:08 am

Ooh, I would love to win something.

By: Fluffycat on October 25th, 2008
at 12:12 am

C’mon, lucky seven!

By: Sexorcism on October 25th, 2008
at 12:19 am

ohh please, I am in semi-desperate need of “tales of a bondage model” or “superfreak.” haven’t seen either of those! nice contest!!

By: sinclair on October 25th, 2008
at 12:27 am

I’m game! Do the losers have to remove an item of clothing? ;)

By: L on October 25th, 2008
at 12:37 am

Me me me! Pick me! I have no pmovies and am soooo sad.

By: Jennifer on October 25th, 2008
at 12:37 am

I loooove the Crash Pad Series! And I would love to own any of the movies listed above, though. Pretty please?

By: Britni on October 25th, 2008
at 12:50 am

Ooooh, I am intrigued! My husband and I have never watched porn together, but he has expressed interest, and I would like to give it a try.

By: Sarah on October 25th, 2008
at 12:58 am

Free pr0n for teh WIN

AAG is bewtyfull

By: Betty Rocket on October 25th, 2008
at 12:59 am

I could use some new porn to watch ;)

By: Tashamber on October 25th, 2008
at 1:01 am

Here’s hoping I can comment because for some reason I haven’t been able to do so. What could be better then the M & M cookies I’m eating right now…?

By: Rosie on October 25th, 2008
at 1:05 am

OH OH OH OH OH - YES please! I discovered a few months ago that girl on girl porn is THE thing I need to get me super excited. We’re talking ejaculating excited here! Thanks AAG!

By: Randi on October 25th, 2008
at 1:05 am

Should I mention that I lost all the porn in my own uncoupling?

By: Rebs on October 25th, 2008
at 1:06 am

OOH OOH pick me pick me!!!

I have been looking for The Crash Pad everywhere!!

By: Max Lagos on October 25th, 2008
at 1:20 am

There’s always room for porn!

By: A on October 25th, 2008
at 1:21 am

Madison Young is simply yummy! I could certainly use more of her.

By: Matthew on October 25th, 2008
at 1:23 am

Me, me, pick me! :)

By: Rox on October 25th, 2008
at 1:26 am

Never seen any of them, but they look hot!

By: S on October 25th, 2008
at 1:42 am

So hot. Pick me!

By: Sarah on October 25th, 2008
at 2:05 am

I’m drunk! Pick me! :P

By: thordora on October 25th, 2008
at 2:19 am

Thordora, i read that as “I’m drunk! Poke me!” and I was going to say “What a slut.”

HA.

By: Mia on October 25th, 2008
at 2:23 am

Free swag for the weekend, its doesnt get better than that!

By: Michael on October 25th, 2008
at 2:28 am

I could use a little free pick me up :)

By: Christina on October 25th, 2008
at 2:36 am

I have every pink and white movie except for “In Search of the Wild Kingdom” I want it so bad that i’ll do anything.

whispers* anything ;)

even if i don’t win I’ll do anything..

whispers* anything e-mail me later ;)

By: AngryDyke on October 25th, 2008
at 2:45 am

yay swag! there isn’t any clever or even very interesting reason why i deserve great dirty stuff from you, i am just a student with no time whose boyfriend works swings and is too exhausted for nookie. i like (good) porn, he likes porn, we might even have more sex if we had (good) porn in the house. that is all.

By: T. Hewitt on October 25th, 2008
at 2:45 am

*raising hand* oooh OOOH! ME! Me!!!
o_0

By: darkneuro on October 25th, 2008
at 2:48 am

Free pr0n! Free pr0n! I am SO in for this! *glee*

By: Selkie on October 25th, 2008
at 2:55 am

I want one. Me too. Oh please????

By: Lindsay on October 25th, 2008
at 2:55 am

Oooh… I’ve been wanting to see Wild Kingdom.

By: Epiphora on October 25th, 2008
at 3:30 am

Now that Project Runway’s over I do need something to watch…

By: Lucy on October 25th, 2008
at 3:35 am

Ooh, pick me, please! In the name of broke, horny college students everywhere . . . and I say this only because I have yet to sample any of Madison Young’s DVD’s (I do own P&W’s, though).

By: Cand86 on October 25th, 2008
at 3:56 am

Hm. Which has me happier, this or Clojure? Ok, maybe I’m odd. But that extra low bit is handy sometime.

By: Jason on October 25th, 2008
at 3:59 am

It would be nice to have something new to take with me to Germany when I move… Hopefully something quieter than my current buzz… LOL…

By: Malskeys on October 25th, 2008
at 4:05 am

I need to win something for my friend… she needs it. She told me last night she wanted a toy… CHRISTMAS!!!

By: ang on October 25th, 2008
at 4:19 am

Oooh, they all look good, count me in!

I’m especially amused that they made a movie called Superfreak, since the lyrics to that song are where I got my livejournal handle from.

By: Maria on October 25th, 2008
at 4:37 am

Those look hot! Would love to have any of them!

By: Jackie on October 25th, 2008
at 5:14 am

Blowfish rocks! Those Crash Pad clips were beyond hot! I’d love to have one…

By: Mountain Girl on October 25th, 2008
at 5:34 am

Those look wild! I would love to have one!

By: Fat Controller on October 25th, 2008
at 7:38 am

beat me, hurt me, make me say ‘mommy’

By: sweatshopsissy on October 25th, 2008
at 8:18 am

Guess I will get in line too!

By: Sakura on October 25th, 2008
at 8:44 am

Blowfish via Twitter led me here; I’m astonished I haven’t found you before now! Why I should be one of the eight = another soldier in the army of toy-wielding, cleavage-baring, coffee-dating, cusp-of-40-living could really use some … inspiration.

By: M on October 25th, 2008
at 9:41 am

Those look delish :)

By: Eden on October 25th, 2008
at 9:56 am

*Hand raised and jumping a the back of the classroom*

Over here Miss, I’m over here, pick me please!

By: Katy on October 25th, 2008
at 10:25 am

Of those, I’ve seen, loved and fucked to In Search of the Wild Kingdom. Pick me, pick me!

By: eclipse on October 25th, 2008
at 10:30 am

Very nice Blog. This news is number one. I love you

By: Morena e Ciccio on October 25th, 2008
at 10:31 am

If I don’t win one of these, I’m going to have to spend money I don’t have on one. So pick me and keep me out of debt!

By: wanda on October 25th, 2008
at 10:32 am

Ha! AAG, I think you’ve schooled me in the best way to pick up comments on my own blog - heehee!

I already have my erotica prompt consolation prize en route, so I don’t wanna win, but I wanted to send a hello and wish the rest of the peanut gallery good luck!

By: ThatToyChick on October 25th, 2008
at 10:33 am

Ooh! Pick me, too!

By: L on October 25th, 2008
at 10:35 am

OOoh those all look way hawt. I think I need one. TYVM

By: Drama on October 25th, 2008
at 10:42 am

Oh my god *fingerscrossed* pick me, pick me! Pick the unemployed college student with no porn budget!

(Even if you don’t thanks for the contest! Blowfish is the best)

By: queergeek on October 25th, 2008
at 10:49 am

What an awesome idea!

By: Adriana on October 25th, 2008
at 10:56 am

Cool, this would be just the thing to stoke my fires and get me out of my stress-induced, low libidinous funk!

By: starr on October 25th, 2008
at 11:12 am

Well, I did tell you about that masturbating thing……. waits patiently and hopefully……..

By: Precious on October 25th, 2008
at 11:44 am

I would be willing to look at your filthy porn, if only to save someone else from looking at it.

I’m generous that way.

By: Rupert on October 25th, 2008
at 11:49 am

ooh, free pron. I love you

By: ktjrdn on October 25th, 2008
at 12:24 pm

Ooh free stuff! I want!

By: Hoomin on October 25th, 2008
at 12:27 pm

Oh please oh please oh please!

By: Shadowedge on October 25th, 2008
at 12:29 pm

MMM, one of these would be really yummy to watch with my beloved!!!

PICK ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WUV YOU!!

By: modc on October 25th, 2008
at 12:47 pm

Ooo look at the shineys!

By: Molly on October 25th, 2008
at 12:49 pm

I was just reading about Crash Pad cause Jiz Lee mentioned it in her blog! So count me in for a chance at free pr0n.

By: Jef on October 25th, 2008
at 1:09 pm

Ooh, pick me? My boy and I have been wanting to watch something naughty together for ages, but haven’t the money to buy it! 6+ years together, and we’ve never watched a naughty movie :o

By: Lin on October 25th, 2008
at 1:20 pm

Heheh, typing this while working cuz I’m not even really supposed to be here! Mwhahahah!

By: Thursday's Child on October 25th, 2008
at 1:27 pm

de-lurking for a chance to win <3

By: maggie on October 25th, 2008
at 1:54 pm

I would love a chance to win any of them, I haven’t owed an actual porn dvd before.

By: Alpine on October 25th, 2008
at 2:14 pm

Holy comments. I usually don’t have to scroll this long! :)
Thanks for being so generous!

By: Beautiful Dreamer on October 25th, 2008
at 2:23 pm

Count me in!

By: Bucking Bill on October 25th, 2008
at 2:24 pm

Will it help if I write a story about a woman with a strap on???

Pick me!

By: ken on October 25th, 2008
at 2:24 pm

Sounds like fun, been meaning to get more stuff for a while but I’ve been short of the almighty dollar.

By: dave on October 25th, 2008
at 2:52 pm

PICK ME! Like everyone else I will shamelessly whore my talents and am not averse to displays from rooftops. Seriously - I WANT PICK ME PLEASE.

Seeing as you haven’t said what we need to do I’ll say nothing with spiders bring everything else on :P

By: Sienna on October 25th, 2008
at 3:02 pm

Oh man. I skimmed this post in my RSS reader, and I thought it was a review of some good looking stuff on blowfish—I had no idea it was a contest for free porn! Definitely count me in.

By: MPL on October 25th, 2008
at 3:10 pm

A slinky lithe tentacle slips up around your leg, tightening and loosening as it wraps around and around, coming up your inner thigh before mysteriously turning around out over your hip, across in front, just above your pubic region, continuing to slide farther up, sliding all along your flesh wherever it’s traveled, wrapping around your waist and snaking up your torso between your breasts, up toward your face to turn over your shoulder, wrap around the back of your neck under your hair, down your other arm, wrapping and caressing the entire length of your body as it slips along farther and farther down your arm to pluck my name out of the hat to win! ;-)

By: Randy on October 25th, 2008
at 3:32 pm

Yes please!

By: Lilly2 on October 25th, 2008
at 4:15 pm

Oooh! I like heaven!

By: CBeck on October 25th, 2008
at 4:22 pm

Thanks for the generosity and I love the blog.

By: Psiweaver on October 25th, 2008
at 4:22 pm

Porn freebies? That’s a good way to spice up a weekend!

By: TJ on October 25th, 2008
at 5:14 pm

Nom nom nom! Count me in.

By: Dee on October 25th, 2008
at 5:32 pm

Oh my god, want so much! I don’t have ANY pink and white stuff!

AND

I <3 your blog! See: http://essin-em.com/2008/10/i/

By: Essin' Em on October 25th, 2008
at 5:47 pm

Oh sweet baby Jesus, definitely count me in. While all the swag you offer here is sweet, this seems the most appealing to me after a hellacious breakup!

By: Sasha on October 25th, 2008
at 6:40 pm

Cool! :-)

By: teresa on October 25th, 2008
at 8:14 pm

mmm Blowfish swag is the best! Free or otherwise. :)

By: Keptwench on October 25th, 2008
at 9:09 pm

I’ve never entered one of your swag giveaways!! Pleeeeeeeze pick me for one of these!!

So.
Hot.

*fans self*

By: Kay on October 25th, 2008
at 9:09 pm

Goooood luck everyone :)

By: SilentPierce on October 25th, 2008
at 9:15 pm

I love random chances :)

By: Cora on October 25th, 2008
at 9:21 pm

Oooh, wow, yes please.

By: Sunbunny on October 25th, 2008
at 11:22 pm

Oooooh. Please!!

By: femmina on October 25th, 2008
at 11:49 pm

oh, wow… I’ve never entered one, before, but those vids look hot!
Thanks for the opportunity.
- B

By: BaschaW on October 26th, 2008
at 12:17 am

Oh yes please.

By: Honey on October 26th, 2008
at 12:20 am

Me please? I can give a hearbreaking puppydog look if that helps…

By: MidnightMayhem on October 26th, 2008
at 1:25 am

pick me , pick me.
I work in retail, and could use a break about now.

thanks for the opportunity.

By: Alfro on October 26th, 2008
at 1:51 am

I need porn. That is all.

By: Lily on October 26th, 2008
at 2:45 am

If a superfreak in search of a crash pad in a wild kingdom doesn’t sound like appropriate Halloween swag, nothing does. And being out of town on business on Halloween, I’ll be watching the boob tube that night, no doubt, and could use something to liven it up.

By: tritoma on October 26th, 2008
at 9:20 am

There’s always room for porn!

By: Kathy on October 26th, 2008
at 12:48 pm

Ooooooh, me, me, me. Pick me. :) I love good quality porn.

By: The Lurker on October 26th, 2008
at 12:59 pm

I had to bookmark Blowfish.com. I know what I’m ordering for myself for my birthday (two months ago)!

By: Ray on October 26th, 2008
at 1:56 pm

i never win anything. sigh.

By: queen on October 26th, 2008
at 3:02 pm

Oooh, pick me! Please pick me. :)

By: Kitty on October 26th, 2008
at 4:07 pm

How much do I love Blowfish (and aagblog)?

Shenomad and I have long been porn connaisseurs, but the Crashpad changed everything for us. It was like our first sip of wine, or first ganja brownie: absolute, view-skewing, *magic.*

Thanks to both of you for running the contest!

xoxopxo
(threw a little p in there cause, y’know: we’re dirty like that)

By: Tommynomad on October 26th, 2008
at 4:22 pm

Long-time reader, first time commenter (normally a bit too shy…) but the chance to win one of those fantastic looking films (esp. Bondage Boob Tube which has long been on my wish list) helped me overcome that.

By: Aaron on October 26th, 2008
at 5:44 pm

Keep up the good work.

By: David on October 26th, 2008
at 6:02 pm

Love.

By: Ansley on October 26th, 2008
at 6:29 pm

Considering I’m like the 101st person to comment…and that I’ve pretty much never really won anything, maybe this is my lucky chance?

By: Wanda on October 26th, 2008
at 8:40 pm

awsomeness

By: Jessica Rabbit on October 26th, 2008
at 8:57 pm

Ooh, more swag… awesome!

By: Nicki on October 26th, 2008
at 9:23 pm

Ooo they look fun!

By: mouse on October 26th, 2008
at 9:33 pm

mmm, count me in!
I’ve wanted to check out the Crashpad stuff for quite awhile!

By: SaS on October 26th, 2008
at 9:43 pm

Bring on the Crash Pad!!

By: gusher on October 26th, 2008
at 10:30 pm

Dang… this is going to be messy… picking from all these wonderful entries… lol… I should have known… mention Blowfish, Crash Pad series, and so on… the search engines much be going nuts right about now… hehehehe

Dave

PS… Pick *me* :P :D

By: Dave on October 26th, 2008
at 10:31 pm