I don’t really think we need to create any more paranoia about flappy vagina syndrome–hell, I know it doesn’t exist, and I still worried the first few times I tried a huge dildo.

In closing, vaginas are awesome. Yay for vaginas.

PS As I told you, the link in question reads like fiction. And it does not arouse me either.

What would he gain by denigrating her, who might not even know of his statements, or wouldn’t care if that’s his usual behavior? Nothing.

But the thrill of his own reaction to expressing such…

Meanwhile he focuses his writing on her lovers and her condition, using parables for “well-used”, applying the “more pleasure” social stereotype than from his own equipment. (Never mind a simple angle change can make the loosest vagina uncomfortably tight…)

Did most of his other posts highlight his enjoyment of other partners? Or were they more about reflecting his situation in light of hers?

I’d definitely call bullshit too. “Hotdog down a hallway” is a joke for a reason. Cause, you know – delivering a baby and getting our girlybits back in working order fairly promptly? Check! Lots of fun sex? Oh noes-va-jay-jay destruction!

I had a relationship in college with a guy with a comically large penis (both length and girth) that did not leave me “flappy.” For the sake of full disclosure, he was black, and his was the biggest of the penises I’ve ever seen/fucked–even though I’ve only seen about 20-something penises in my 25 years.