“Show M the pictures,” I prompted Kay as we finished eating breakfast one Saturday not long ago. “He’ll love them.”
She found the ones in question then passed the phone to M, who paged through the shots with eyes increasingly wide. He’s got a bit of a cum-fetish too, though not nearly as well-developed as Kay’s lover, who is reveling in her willingness to be cumed on in every conceivable way.
“Amazing,” he said, and I knew that if I reached my toes under the table to his crotch I’d find him stiff and ready. But we were eating in a family-friendly restaurant across from a group of hung-over frat boys, so I forbore.
“You realize that wasn’t real, right?” I asked as he handed the phone back to Kay.
“Not real?” He looked crushed, then motioned for the phone so that he could look again at the cum-drenched images.
Kay and I giggled. “It’s a recipe, honey,” I told him. “She made up a batch of fake cum.”
“You can make buckets of fake cum,” she pointed out.
“What’s that called when lots of men cum on one person?”
“Bukakke!” she said cheerfully, causing one of the frat boys to glace over at us.
“So…no one came all over your face for these photos?” The disappointment on his face was as intense as I imagine it will be when they announce Obama as our next president.
“Nope!” Kay said. “It’s water, cornstarch, egg whites and yogurt. Your girlfriend there got all weirded out about the egg whites…”
“Raw eggs, gross,” I interrupted.
“…but I used egg white powder
I interrupted again. “Oh, I didn’t realize it was cooked! It’s like a pie!”
She giggled. “It’s just like a pie!”
“So basically you could make a double batch. Use half for fake come and the other half for lemon meringue pie, eh?”
And this was the point that our laughter attracted the attention of the hung-over frat boys, who surely must have wondered what was so amusing to the three oldsters at the next table over.
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Want to make some fake cum of your own? Here’s a recipe, tested out by my pal and found to be more than satisfactory.
Yes, but how does it *taste*? :D
And does it still go from sexy-warm to OMGBLEGH-cold in like, two seconds? God I hate that. I’m willing to bet if they could figure out how to keep it warm, there’d be more lovers out there willing to indulge.
I should make a batch and feed it as a sampling of’pudding’ to the unwitting boy next time he’s engrossed in his computer. That’ll teach him to buck kissing afterwards – ha!
Egg whites are absolutely fine raw, any possible salmonella would be in the yolk, not the white, and usually that’s only a problem in institutions when lots of yolks are combined and left to sit at bacteria encouraging temperatures (all of which I learned from someone who developed a pasteurization system)!
i love having cum inside me… pussy more than throat but still… it always feels a little wasteful somehow if it lands ON me because then i don’t get that glorious pulsing…
this is a nice way to get both
Maybe it’s just because I’ve given up boys for toys after a series of horrid one night stands, but I always hated their cum. Maybe it’s all in finding the right recipe…
Oh, and if you’re worried about egg contamination, just wash the outside of the egg before use. Eggs are sterile inside, it’s the cracking open that could cause salmonella to leech into it.
This post is useless with out photos.
I forgot to tell our dear AAG that it tastes like whatever you want it to!! Just add the extract of your choosing!! Wheeee!
Lol – Tony’s got a point! Heck, if you make the mixture slightly more gelatinous, maybe you can start marketing a ‘make your own’ bukkake halloween costume… :-D
Kay,
*brainstorming*
Cola-cum? Lemon-cum? Vanilla-cum? Cinnamon-cum? Rum-cum?
Rum-cum has a certain ring to it, if also an unfortunate resemblance to the refrain of a christmas carol…
Someone someday Googling for a lemon meringue pie made with egg white powder is going to be in for quite a surprise…
Nothing artificial for me, please – I want the real thing.
So is it ‘cum’, or ‘come’? Is the noun spelled differently to the verb? I’ve never understood. ‘come’ just doesn’t seem right to me. Not explicit enough or something.
I need to second badinfluencegirl. Cum in my cunt is so incredibly sexy and is my most favorite thing in the world.
Fake cum, though? Don’t they already make that for silicone cocks? I thought I saw ones that pump it out a long time ago. Your version sounds much cheaper, however.