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“Show M the pictures,” I prompted Kay as we finished eating breakfast one Saturday not long ago. “He’ll love them.”
She found the ones in question then passed the phone to M, who paged through the shots with eyes increasingly wide. He’s got a bit of a cum-fetish too, though not nearly as well-developed as Kay’s lover, who is reveling in her willingness to be cumed on in every conceivable way.
“Amazing,” he said, and I knew that if I reached my toes under the table to his crotch I’d find him stiff and ready. But we were eating in a family-friendly restaurant across from a group of hung-over frat boys, so I forbore.
“You realize that wasn’t real, right?” I asked as he handed the phone back to Kay.
“Not real?” He looked crushed, then motioned for the phone so that he could look again at the cum-drenched images.
Kay and I giggled. “It’s a recipe, honey,” I told him. “She made up a batch of fake cum.”
“You can make buckets of fake cum,” she pointed out.
“What’s that called when lots of men cum on one person?”
“Bukakke!” she said cheerfully, causing one of the frat boys to glace over at us.
“So…no one came all over your face for these photos?” The disappointment on his face was as intense as I imagine it will be when they announce Obama as our next president.
“Nope!” Kay said. “It’s water, cornstarch, egg whites and yogurt. Your girlfriend there got all weirded out about the egg whites…”
“Raw eggs, gross,” I interrupted.
“…but I used egg white powder
I interrupted again. “Oh, I didn’t realize it was cooked! It’s like a pie!”
She giggled. “It’s just like a pie!”
“So basically you could make a double batch. Use half for fake come and the other half for lemon meringue pie, eh?”
And this was the point that our laughter attracted the attention of the hung-over frat boys, who surely must have wondered what was so amusing to the three oldsters at the next table over.
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