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Perhaps it was a question more suitable for the first few hesitant, hopeful conversations, but somehow we missed it. We missed it for sixteen months. Maybe this would be surprising, but you must consider that even now, a majority of our time together is spent naked, and when naked, questions of political affiliation are largely moot.
“You’re not voting for Obama?” I asked in surprise one Saturday not long ago. We’d dressed (barely) and were eating a hasty lunch to sustain our energy.
“Why would you possibly think I was?” he replied, and thus began a discussion that kept us from returning to bed for the next half-hour. Not that I minded. I enjoy all manner of intercourse with this man. The conversation only could have been improved if we doubled up the types of intercourse we were engaging in at once. Perhaps we should try that some time.
So when I made a Twitter update last week about “The Best $5 I Ever Spent,” I knew it would not go unnoticed. “I see you made a little donation,” he said to me on the phone the next day. “I’m going to make a donation in YOUR name too.”
“Oh really? How so?”
“How would you like to be a lifetime member of the NRA?” he asked.
“Would I get a free subscription to Guns & Ammo with that?”
“No baby, that’s a completely different thing. Why, did you want a subscription to Guns & Ammo?
“Well, I’m planning on doing some painting soon, and it would be nice to have something to catch the drips.”
“Oh, and you think that Guns & Ammo is the best thing for that?”
“Unless you think it would be better for lining the cat box?”
A week later, we’ve had a chance to test out how things work, now that we know where our political affiliations lie. I’m happy to report that this Obama gal and her McCain-supporting dude managed to function just fine, even though our politics are miles apart.



