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Here’s our last finalist’s story for the Babeland Swag Contest.  Well, sorta.  We’ll have finalist #3 take 2 tomorrow.

Read, enjoy, and please leave some comments.

Toys in Trouble

Once upon a time, in a magical land known as Toy Land, massive panic struck.  This panic wasn’t the result of an earthquake, as the toys were all more than used to making the earth move, or a volcano, as the toys had all experienced their share of sticky, hot liquid. No, this panic was the result of something a million
times more terrifying.  A higher tech toy than any other.

It was the Form 6 that spoke up first.  ”As an incredibly high tech toy myself, I feel we should welcome our new brother with open folds-”

“Aw, shuttup you ninny.  Multiple pulse patterns are one thing, this is something that those people could never get before,” snapped the equally high tech Delight.

“Both of you need to shush it, you don’t know what it’s like to be replaced by something fancier than you,” the Pocket Rocket sighed, “Shoved in the back of the box, and not the right box, you know?  You have no right to talk.”  Both he and the Slimline began buzzing with tears.

It was the strong and shiny Pure Wand that stopped the silly fighting.  ”Friends, we must band together in the face of this threat.  We must be better, stronger, faster-”

“I don’t think I can GET any faster,” sighed the Hitachi Magic Wand.

“Exactly!”  Exclaimed the steel super star, “We all have something that whatever this new toy is doesn’t!”

The Rabbit wiggled his ears in protest, “I heard that this new toy can give great oral sex.  Most men can’t even give great oral sex, we’re screwed.”

At the word “screwed” all the toys looked up.  They knew whom they needed to talk to if the case was about getting “screwed.”  They needed AAG.

So they made the dangerous trip from the top of their momma’s fridge, finally working as the team they were made to be.  The Under The Bed restraints proved to be a great rope system and the Jaguar Harness was able to hold his friends down the steep slope. Once on the ground, the toys were lost.

“Look out for the cats,” whispered the Maven Sleeve.  “They attacked me the other night and reached all the way inside me with their claws.”

“You don’t even want to know what they did to me,” shuddered the Aneros Helix.  All the Toys agreed they didn’t.

By and by the toys were able to sneak past the kitties and kiddies to the safety of AAG’s bedroom.  They found her sitting on the bed holding their new enemy.

“Oh toys, I’m so glad you could make it, I want to introduce you to Sasi-”

“We don’t want to meet that evil thing!” shrieked the Fukuoku.

AAG just laughed.  “I thought you might say that, so I just wanted to let all of you know that you will always have a place inside my heart.  And my cunt.”

And they all lived happily ever after.