5th Sep, 2008

I’ve Teased You Long Enough

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I’ve teased you long enough.  I think.  Haven’t I?

*thinking*

Ok, well then, yes I have teased you long enough.

Here’s the deal.  Babeland celebrates its 15th anniversary this year, and as part of their celebration they are letting me give away one of their All Stars Gift Baskets full of toys.  Full, full I tell you.  Overflowing with toys.  Wanna know the value of these products?

A cool $1200.  Wow.

Wanna win?  Here’s what you’re going to have to do.

Email me at aagblog@gmail.com by Monday, September 15th, 2008 at 12:01 am with the words BABELAND SWAG in the subject field.  In the body of your email, write a short (under 500 words) tale incorporating one of the products included in the swag.

Make it sexy, make it funny, make it clever, but make every word count, because I’ll be selecting my top five favorite tales to post here.  I’ll post one per day, then open up a poll for voting by all my readers.  Whichever story gets the most votes will win the entire All Stars Gift Basket.

Sound good?  Then get to writing!

(Please, for the love of all that is holy, read and follow my rules above.  I won’t be able to read your entry if you don’t.  Also, please read the other conditions listed on Babeland’s site, most notably the fact that this contest is only open to residents of the USA.  If you have questions about this contest, email me!)

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And here’s another Babeland Swag hint, for the men again this time.  The Aneros Helix is rumored to give nearly hands-free orgasms to our prostate-bearing brothers.  I haven’t witnessed it, but it should be fun!

Responses

Oh, I’m so excited! I have two questions.

1. Can we enter more than one entry?
2. What kind of surge suppressor do you recommend? *wink*

I can’t believe what an awesome gift basket they are giving out! Talk about happy birthday…

Thanks for the opportunity AAG. :)

re: the Aneros - I know 3 guys that own an Aneros and yes…..rumors are true. ;)

US residents only??? I’m seriously crushed.

Only one entry per person, please.

:)

Oh my! I am going to be doing alot of blushing the next few days!

Oh SUHWEET! I can’t WAIT to do this! Woo hoo!

Boo, US residents only.

*pouts*

Oh noes, US only!

That being said, it’s a really awesome batch of swag, wow.

Can this story involve more than one of the toys?

Sure!

Can the story involve a toy at babeland or just a toy in the swag?

Nope, just a toy in the swag.

Geez, isn’t there enough in there for you to choose from Ken?

:)

By the way AAG, does sucking up give us a better chance at winning ;) (I kid, I kid!)

You can try.

You can also try bribery through the “donate” button in the sidebar.

(I kid, I kid!)

:)

*is sad that it’s US only* Still - I really look forward to reading the finalists!

xx Dee

You’re a wonderful tease… and everyone knows what teases get.

Anything they want.

Ok, so do we write about an actual experience with the toy, or do we write a fantasy about the toy (that we don’t have yet)?

Sexy documentary, or Sexy fiction? Either? Both?

Either! :)

It just occurred to me that I don’t quite know what time zone you’re planning the deadline for. I hope it’s my own…

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