22nd Jul, 2008

I Honestly Saw Angels. And a Unicorn.

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This product write-up may contain two of my favorite (self-written, at least) sentences ever.

Bonus points if you can figure out which blogger I’m referring to in the first sentence.

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Puh-leeze…too easy for me. I’ll let someone else guess. ;-)

I’ve wondered about the Eroscillator for ages. It has come highly recommended to me, but it is SO expensive, I was loathe to try it since I’m someone who doesn’t seem to respond nearly as quickly and strongly to the standard vibe as I do to my hand. I’ve ended up wasting money on quite a few expensive vibes only to find the whole shaky thing doesn’t work for me; the rubbing thing does. Do you think the eroscillator would be better in that capacity?

I so don’t want to spend upwards of $100 again just to find out I can do better myself…

Oh, and you forgot to mention rhino penis in the first of the two sentences. Heh.

Rhino penis duck tongues. :)

It’s a totally different sensation from vibrating toys. It’s very strong and yet so gentle that Those Special Feelings creep up on you.

rhino penis? Duck tongue?

Wow if I knew this was a bestiality blog I’d have been visiting a lot more often!

You, sir, are TROUBLE. That’s why I lurves you so. –aag

My first thought on seeing the photo: What’s a toothbrush doing here?

i’ve only ever met one vibe i really liked… i’m starting to think i shouldn’t be alllowed to review them…

–Which one? :) –aag

You are frickin hillarious.. I’d like to get one just so I can love myself think of this post and giggle into ecstasy..

Forgive the non-native english speaker… but…

How -exactly- does does the angel ride the unicorn?

A photo would explain better :D

No clue about the blog (although who wouldn’t want to read about duck tongues and unicorns?)… but the toy looks interesting.

More work than brainpower. Brainpower severely depleted by good fucking. What a dilemma!

No kidding.

Is that why you shortchanged Susie Bright by giving her a 39 in the blogroll? If anyone deserves a 69, it’s Susie.

While Tess maybe fond of threesomes, I don’t know if listing her twice in the blogroll will have the same effect.

Get some sleep, you happy little fuckwit. ;-)

Yeah, I don’t know what that’s all about. And that new blogroll tool is breaking the rest of the template in Firefox tho not in IE. Grrrrr.

:)

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