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This product write-up may contain two of my favorite (self-written, at least) sentences ever.
Bonus points if you can figure out which blogger I’m referring to in the first sentence.
Puh-leeze…too easy for me. I’ll let someone else guess. ;-)
I’ve wondered about the Eroscillator for ages. It has come highly recommended to me, but it is SO expensive, I was loathe to try it since I’m someone who doesn’t seem to respond nearly as quickly and strongly to the standard vibe as I do to my hand. I’ve ended up wasting money on quite a few expensive vibes only to find the whole shaky thing doesn’t work for me; the rubbing thing does. Do you think the eroscillator would be better in that capacity?
I so don’t want to spend upwards of $100 again just to find out I can do better myself…
By: 
Miss Syl on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:11 am
Oh, and you forgot to mention rhino penis in the first of the two sentences. Heh.
By: Miss Syl on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:14 am
Rhino penis duck tongues. :)
It’s a totally different sensation from vibrating toys. It’s very strong and yet so gentle that Those Special Feelings creep up on you.
By: 
aag on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:20 am
rhino penis? Duck tongue?
Wow if I knew this was a bestiality blog I’d have been visiting a lot more often!
You, sir, are TROUBLE. That’s why I lurves you so. –aag
By: 
karl elvis on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:33 am
My first thought on seeing the photo: What’s a toothbrush doing here?
By: 
Jason on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:34 am
i’ve only ever met one vibe i really liked… i’m starting to think i shouldn’t be alllowed to review them…
–Which one? :) –aag
By: 
badinfluencegirl on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:08 pm
You are frickin hillarious.. I’d like to get one just so I can love myself think of this post and giggle into ecstasy..
By: 
Cosmic Doula ;) on July 22nd, 2008
at 12:28 pm
Forgive the non-native english speaker… but…
How -exactly- does does the angel ride the unicorn?
A photo would explain better :D
By: 
Rodrigo on July 22nd, 2008
at 8:30 pm
No clue about the blog (although who wouldn’t want to read about duck tongues and unicorns?)… but the toy looks interesting.
By: 
nimue on July 22nd, 2008
at 10:06 pm
More work than brainpower. Brainpower severely depleted by good fucking. What a dilemma!
No kidding.
Is that why you shortchanged Susie Bright by giving her a 39 in the blogroll? If anyone deserves a 69, it’s Susie.
While Tess maybe fond of threesomes, I don’t know if listing her twice in the blogroll will have the same effect.
Get some sleep, you happy little fuckwit. ;-)
By: 
Kochanie on July 26th, 2008
at 1:38 am
Yeah, I don’t know what that’s all about. And that new blogroll tool is breaking the rest of the template in Firefox tho not in IE. Grrrrr.
:)
By: aag on July 26th, 2008
at 9:04 am
