Jul 162008
Him: What are you up to this evening?
Me: I’m trying to persuade someone to send me a dildo made of granite.
Him: I can’t see why you would want this.
Me: Because I write about unique sexual products.
Him: Other than for aesthetic reasons…I sure wouldn’t put a granite dildo anywhere intimate.
Me: You have noticed that I like to be fucked by really hard things, right?
Him: Heh, yes, that I have. But granite?
Me: Until they make a dildo out of diamond, granite’s about as hard as it gets.
Him: What’s next? Topaz?
Me: Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.
“Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.”
roflol
That was a visual…..
What about diamond? A diamond dildo. You know how they say Diamonds are a girl’s best friend *snickers*
We just had granite countertops put in our kitchen. Maybe we should have asked for an extra “extension” at one end.
“Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.”
I would too!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
New compliment for guys: “Your cock is hard, as hard as topaz.”
I thought about googling stone dildos yesterday, after finding a nearly perfect one at the river.
should be polished, though.
There is a ‘family jewels’ line there somewhere, it’s just to early in the morning to think of it
This is one of several I found:
http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm
Not my affiliate link. It’s the only one I saw that didn’t look to me like it would really hurt.
I want this one soooo much it hurt. In a good way. :) –aag
I was just having this discussion with a geologist friend the other day…except it was about a sandstone dildo.
Conclusion: Too gritty.
Sandstone? I concur…too gritty.
How about soapstone?
:)
Granite? Topaz? Soapstone? Why not! I love my man of steel (njoy)… that’s pretty hard and heavy.
Titanium!!!!
Carefull, granite is porous. Do they make steel dildos?
I’m assuming that the granite would be sealed.
Steel dildos? You want you some steel dildos?
:)
–aag
This was sooooooo funny! ROTFLMAO
This is one of the biggest reasons I return, is cuz I genuinely dig your sense of humor :)
I have one made out of quartz crystal. ;)
I got it on ebay. It was made to be used on pagan alters.
She gave me a matching necklace. heh
Vamp
PS Here are a few links to different folks that might be able to help you find what you are looking for…
http://www.crystalpleasures.com/
http://www.tylwythteg.com/brazilcrystals/ttcphal.html
http://www.bestcrystals.com/phallus.htm
thanks for the giggle….thought you might like to take a look at this one….
http://www.eartherotics.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=5_35&products_id=172
I know! I want that!