16th Jul, 2008

Does Anyone Make a Topaz Dildo?

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Him:  What are you up to this evening?

Me: I’m trying to persuade someone to send me a dildo made of granite.

Him: I can’t see why you would want this.

Me: Because I write about unique sexual products.

Him: Other than for aesthetic reasons…I sure wouldn’t put a granite dildo anywhere intimate.

Me: You have noticed that I like to be fucked by really hard things, right?

Him: Heh, yes, that I have.  But granite?

Me: Until they make a dildo out of diamond, granite’s about as hard as it gets.

Him: What’s next? Topaz?

Me:  Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.

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“Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.”

roflol

That was a visual…..

By: Lilly Identicon Icon Lilly on July 16th, 2008
at 12:19 am

What about diamond? A diamond dildo. You know how they say Diamonds are a girl’s best friend *snickers*

By: justme Identicon Icon justme on July 16th, 2008
at 12:47 am

We just had granite countertops put in our kitchen. Maybe we should have asked for an extra “extension” at one end.

By: Riff Dog Identicon Icon Riff Dog on July 16th, 2008
at 1:50 am

“Baby, if someone made me a topaz dildo you bet I’d fuck myself silly with it.”

I would too!

By: sillygal01 Identicon Icon sillygal01 on July 16th, 2008
at 2:17 am

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

New compliment for guys: “Your cock is hard, as hard as topaz.”

By: single gal Identicon Icon single gal on July 16th, 2008
at 2:28 am

I thought about googling stone dildos yesterday, after finding a nearly perfect one at the river.
should be polished, though.

By: concarne Identicon Icon concarne on July 16th, 2008
at 3:58 am

There is a ‘family jewels’ line there somewhere, it’s just to early in the morning to think of it

By: Trainer Identicon Icon Trainer on July 16th, 2008
at 9:11 am

This is one of several I found:

http://www.stockroom.com/b474.htm

Not my affiliate link. It’s the only one I saw that didn’t look to me like it would really hurt.

I want this one soooo much it hurt. In a good way. :) –aag

By: A Identicon Icon A on July 16th, 2008
at 9:58 am

I was just having this discussion with a geologist friend the other day…except it was about a sandstone dildo.

Conclusion: Too gritty.

By: Omnipotent Poobah Identicon Icon Omnipotent Poobah on July 16th, 2008
at 12:32 pm

Sandstone? I concur…too gritty.

How about soapstone?

:)

By: aag Identicon Icon aag on July 16th, 2008
at 12:43 pm

Granite? Topaz? Soapstone? Why not! I love my man of steel (njoy)… that’s pretty hard and heavy.

By: marianne Identicon Icon marianne on July 16th, 2008
at 3:35 pm

Titanium!!!!

By: Phredd Identicon Icon Phredd on July 16th, 2008
at 8:01 pm

Carefull, granite is porous. Do they make steel dildos?

I’m assuming that the granite would be sealed.

Steel dildos? You want you some steel dildos?

:)

–aag

By: Hailey Identicon Icon Hailey on July 16th, 2008
at 8:18 pm

This was sooooooo funny! ROTFLMAO

This is one of the biggest reasons I return, is cuz I genuinely dig your sense of humor :)

By: Py Identicon Icon Py on July 16th, 2008
at 11:02 pm

I have one made out of quartz crystal. ;)

I got it on ebay. It was made to be used on pagan alters.

She gave me a matching necklace. heh

Vamp

By: Vamp Identicon Icon Vamp on July 19th, 2008
at 5:31 pm

PS Here are a few links to different folks that might be able to help you find what you are looking for…

http://www.crystalpleasures.com/

http://www.tylwythteg.com/brazilcrystals/ttcphal.html

http://www.bestcrystals.com/phallus.htm

By: Vamp Identicon Icon Vamp on July 19th, 2008
at 5:40 pm

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