More than the money (HA hahaha), more than the fame (eye roll), the part I love the best about writing about sex is that upon occasion, people send me toys with the understanding that in exchange for my enjoyment, I will provide them with an honest opinion.
There have been times when I’ve ripped eagerly into a box only to mutter a quiet word of profanity when some horrifying toy leered out at me. Other times I’ve practically quivered with anticipation while waiting for something extraordinary to be delivered into my hands.
But when my friend Luze from Jollies told me she was sending me a toy that was meant to simulate a blow job for a female-bodied person, I was dubious. Extremely dubious.
I was even more dubious when I saw the toy. Mr. Man looks like your standard-issue dildo except that it has a tiny hole that runs down from the tip and eventually opens into a small cavity in the toy’s base. It’s a cavity meant to snuggle down over the wearer’s clit so that her partner can suck on the end of the toy. The toy then transfers the sucking feeling to the clit, giving the wearer the feeling and visual of receiving a blowjob.
Essin’ Em and I looked over the toy together. We hunched over the sink, examining the rate of water flow through Mr. Man, and wondered if it could be used for stand-up peeing. We both decided there was no way that suction could adequately be applied through such a thing.
But when a few days later my partner applied Mr. Man to my clit and bent over me to take it into his mouth, I realized how delightfully wrong I’d been. My clit fluttered up into the small cavity each time he drew on the toy’s tip, and OH MY GOD didn’t it feel good.
What my partner was doing to me in no way represented an actual blow job, as he was doing something more like drinking-soda-through-straw sucking and less like the licking-kissing-stroking-tonguing-lip-caressing action of the blow jobs I try to give.
But maybe I’m doing it wrong? Maybe my blow jobs should consist only literally of sucking? This perhaps is a question for another day.
At any rate, Mr. Man’s ability to transfer suction to my clit was astounding, and much to my surprise (though not to my partner’s, as he believes [perhaps rightly so] that anything upwards of a mild breeze would get me off), I came from it. A lot. And then he turned the toy around and fucked me silly with it in the traditional manner.
In the future Luze intends to make a version of the toy that’s harness-compatible. That would be awesome. A transman could have it in a harness pushed low for a blow job, after which the harness could quickly be hiked up into place for some serious fucking. Makes me tingle just thinking about it.
What do you think? Would you be willing to pleasure a female partner with Mr. Man? Discuss below.
Darn – why aren’t my vacations like that!!!
And yes, it does seem to hold some provice for those men like me who like to give AND get from a women…
Hell yes. I’ve always had a mild (it gets less mild every day) desire to give a blowjob, and while, as you mentioned, this isn’t quite the same, it bears a vague resemblance. So, I’d happy give it shot.
Does the suction allow it to stay in place, hands free?
No, unfortunately you do need to hold it in place…that’s why I think the upcoming harness-compatible one will be better. –aag
Hells yeah. I was wondering when they’d make something like this!
Of course. Anything to excite a woman is fine with me. The more cums the better. But why just a transman? Couldn’t you use it anally on your partner after he sucked you with it?
Sure! The balls would keep it from going all the way in. –aag
That’s….interesting. I’m not sure about it, I think i would eye it warily and study it like you did. I’ve never used any clit-suction toys that are currently out there so I haven’t a clue how this might feel. But the concept is intriguing.
fyi, just suction, well, sucks. no where near as good for me… the whole experience is what i like…
Hmmm… hmmm… This is worth investigating.
Hell yes, I’d give a woman a blowjob with it, and I AM a woman. The more gender-bending sex toys, the better. If it feels good, bring it on. (“Whatever gets you through the night . . . “)
And this is going on my wish list–I blame you _personally_ for my ever-expanding toy cravings. (It’s clearly nothing to do with my own kinky mind; no way.)
I accept full responsibility for your cravings. :) –aag
now this here toy? this here toy sounds interesting to this girl ;o) – i think i’m def going to try it out……
I’m a fan of genderbending sex toys, and I would give AND recieve on that thing.
And I second Sera. you make my wishlist go up faster than my budget.
I do so enjoy sucking my wife’s strapon dildo and would like it more if I could make her climax while doing so. How big is it? We prefer larger toys.
I didn’t measure it, but it’s LONG and THICK.
:)
Sounds great :-) What is it called..*smiles*
Oh yes! Yes, please. I’m excited just reading about it.
And it sounds to me like you do blowjobs just fine. ;)
No link on the Jollies site yet? Ithink this will be worth trying.
Jollies is linked, but Mr. Man is not for sale quite yet. They’re still working on it. Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when it’s ready. I bet I could convince Luze to let me give some away too… :) –aag
I am intrigued. I’d love to give this toy a try, but, sadly, I know 100% that my boyfriend wouldn’t be up for doing that. :[
As you know, I want one. That is harness compatible, so I can suck, and then be fucked. What a BRILLIANT idea!
I love it! I want one. What a surprise that would be for my knight (he’d love it, too). I wish it did have the harness also.
Thank You for the info!!!!!!
Sounds groovy, but couldn’t your partner give you exactly the same effect through cunnilingus with a mouthful of champagne?
Ooooh!! Mr Man sounds so sexy!! I love a little suction on my clit ^_^
It’s lovely and I think it would work too!
I’ll test one =D
omg. i’m in love with this idea. i will buy one for every handsome butch i meet from here until i take my dying breath! how soon can we expect this to be available? especially the strap-on compatible version? thanks for posting about this. it’s so exciting!
Hmm that sounds fun!
kut would love to bang a dood in the ass while that dildo pleasures her clit!
Please please do measure it, so I can drool over the idea some more.
Also, if you do get her to let you give some away… well, all I can do is say as nicely as I know how- I would fucking love one.
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How hard would it be to keep the inside hole clean and to make sure there was no left over love juices if you don’t use a condom ?Imagine how gross it would be for the receiver if you have multiple partners. YUCK!
Damn!
I have to say that is an interesting twist on your standard toy. I am gonna have to find one for my girl and see what she thinks about it.