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More than the money (HA hahaha), more than the fame (eye roll), the part I love the best about writing about sex is that upon occasion, people send me toys with the understanding that in exchange for my enjoyment, I will provide them with an honest opinion.
There have been times when I’ve ripped eagerly into a box only to mutter a quiet word of profanity when some horrifying toy leered out at me. Other times I’ve practically quivered with anticipation while waiting for something extraordinary to be delivered into my hands.
But when my friend Luze from Jollies told me she was sending me a toy that was meant to simulate a blow job for a female-bodied person, I was dubious. Extremely dubious.
I was even more dubious when I saw the toy. Mr. Man looks like your standard-issue dildo except that it has a tiny hole that runs down from the tip and eventually opens into a small cavity in the toy’s base. It’s a cavity meant to snuggle down over the wearer’s clit so that her partner can suck on the end of the toy. The toy then transfers the sucking feeling to the clit, giving the wearer the feeling and visual of receiving a blowjob.
Essin’ Em and I looked over the toy together. We hunched over the sink, examining the rate of water flow through Mr. Man, and wondered if it could be used for stand-up peeing. We both decided there was no way that suction could adequately be applied through such a thing.
But when a few days later my partner applied Mr. Man to my clit and bent over me to take it into his mouth, I realized how delightfully wrong I’d been. My clit fluttered up into the small cavity each time he drew on the toy’s tip, and OH MY GOD didn’t it feel good.
What my partner was doing to me in no way represented an actual blow job, as he was doing something more like drinking-soda-through-straw sucking and less like the licking-kissing-stroking-tonguing-lip-caressing action of the blow jobs I try to give.
But maybe I’m doing it wrong? Maybe my blow jobs should consist only literally of sucking? This perhaps is a question for another day.
At any rate, Mr. Man’s ability to transfer suction to my clit was astounding, and much to my surprise (though not to my partner’s, as he believes [perhaps rightly so] that anything upwards of a mild breeze would get me off), I came from it. A lot. And then he turned the toy around and fucked me silly with it in the traditional manner.
In the future Luze intends to make a version of the toy that’s harness-compatible. That would be awesome. A transman could have it in a harness pushed low for a blow job, after which the harness could quickly be hiked up into place for some serious fucking. Makes me tingle just thinking about it.
What do you think? Would you be willing to pleasure a female partner with Mr. Man? Discuss below.
JCnNowhereville on July 7th, 2008 
Nick on July 7th, 2008 
Justin on July 7th, 2008 
Edwardotk on July 7th, 2008 
Lilly
anon on July 7th, 2008 
Finn
Sera
juslin on July 7th, 2008 
Athena
sterculius on July 7th, 2008 
aag
Ashley on July 7th, 2008 
marianne
D on July 8th, 2008 
SaS
Essin' Em
Ms.Lily
Gordie
Shay
Lilly on July 11th, 2008 
hussy red
Sweetness on July 13th, 2008 
notkut on July 25th, 2008 
Cock Wrangler on August 8th, 2008 
