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Because the kids’ father recently worked an out-of-state job, he offered to make up the missed time by taking the children starting…
Right…now!
So for the next few days I will be enjoying a brief respite from the usual rounds of child-centered life. What do I intend to do with this time? I’m so glad you asked!
In no particular order, I plan to:
- Watch “The Price Is Right” instead of “Barney” and “Law & Order” instead of “Hannah Montana.”
- Finish book proposal, if it bleeding kills me.
- Spend time naked, covered with silicone lube and getting greedily fucked.
- Think complete thoughts without interruption.
- Review two films of an adult nature which I’ve been *dying* to get my horny little eyes on.
- Nap. Lots.
- Enjoy more naked silicone-covered sex.
- Figure out an inedible, indestructible way to keep the sun out of the little ones’ bedroom. Suggestions welcome.
- Sit on the porch and work without exposing the laptop to the danger of flung sand.
- Clean out sex toys and donate unneeded ones to appreciative friends.
- Mow the grass.
- Have even more sex, if possible, and if not, masturbate. A lot.
Posting will be sporadic or possibly non-existent until Monday, July 7th, at which time I will with some small degree of sadness once again pick up the yoke of my usual mundane life.
Wish me luck on getting this book proposal together. I’ll need it. I fear failure.



