23rd May, 2008

There’s No Such Thing as a Short Wank When the Hitachi is Involved

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On a lovely Spring morning, I woke up at 6 am with kitties sitting on my head. It was early enough that I did the only thing that was certain to get the day started off right: I fished the Hitachi out from under my bed and had at it.

“Just for a few moments,” I thought to myself. “One orgasm, maybe two, and then I’ll be ready for the day.”

Note for future reference: Kitties are not amused by the sound of a plug-in vibe roaring to life.

How many times did I come? I’m not sure. I stopped counting at once; somewhere around veinte, I realized that no longer could I hold back the gushing for even one second longer, new comforter be damned.

This is why I am now spending my day doing laundry. And nursing the scratches on my arm.

And I’d still have to say that I got the day started off just right.

**Tomorrow we’ll have some nifty Babeland Swag!**

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But… then you got up and did stuff? At that point I’d have had to give up and spend the day in bed :)

By: Z Identicon Icon Z on May 23rd, 2008
at 1:10 am

we told you and told you about the wonder that is the hitachi.. I even remember a couple of post after you got it that you weren’t that impressed… So I just like to be there to welcome you to the Magic wand fan club and give you your life time membership card… BTW a friend of mine just got a pair of em (to replace the one she wore out and one for her horn dog daughter) for $28 each off of ebay… I hope they weren’t used…

By: ted Identicon Icon ted on May 23rd, 2008
at 2:37 am

The Hitachi is my favorite thing EVER. I have endless numbers of orgasms with that thing.

But… I thought I remembered you disagreeing? What happened to “I hate it.”?

By: Britni Identicon Icon Britni on May 23rd, 2008
at 3:12 am

I changed my mind. :)

By: aag Identicon Icon aag on May 23rd, 2008
at 9:47 am

I have to get one. Now.

By: Finn Identicon Icon Finn on May 23rd, 2008
at 10:28 am

Changing one’s mind is good. Even changing one’s sheets and comforter is good, under those cir*cum*stances. :-D

By: C#5 Identicon Icon C#5 on May 23rd, 2008
at 10:56 am

I am going to have to get me one of those…

By: havingmycake Identicon Icon havingmycake on May 23rd, 2008
at 1:03 pm

That IS a good way to start the day. Since my between semester break started, I’ve been masturbating daily. Sometimes up to 3 times daily. Which is great. And then last night my girlfriend came home from work and I bounded up to her, all excited, and said “I think I had a G-spot orgasm today . . . it was wicked!”

Ideally, I would be having sex with HER, but she works all the time.

I love your blog so much. And now I want a Hitachi.

By: Sharon Identicon Icon Sharon on May 23rd, 2008
at 4:58 pm

One of my cats is afraid of the vibrator noise if she is on the bed- the other thinks that movement under the covers is somehow an invitation for playtime. So my kitties get booted from the bedroom when its time for the magic wand to come out. LOL.

By: Original Cindy Identicon Icon Original Cindy on May 23rd, 2008
at 5:42 pm

Oh, Cindy. My cat thinks it’s the greatest game ever. To be all happy and close to orgasm and then suddenly a cat pounces your crotch like she’s about to kill a gazelle is so disconcerting. But if I lock her out of the room, she cries and bangs on the door like I’m the most horrible person ever and she’s dying from my cruelty. Also a huge buzzkill.

So I, like a huge pushover, wait until the cat is napping or otherwise occupied. That is so sad to say/type out loud.

By: Sharon Identicon Icon Sharon on May 23rd, 2008
at 7:42 pm

Orgasms are the best way to start the day…and end it…and keep it going.

By: Brainiac Chick Identicon Icon Brainiac Chick on May 23rd, 2008
at 8:19 pm

Wait…I thought you didn’t like the Hitachi?!?

And my kitties are actually attracted by the noise.

By: Essin' Em Identicon Icon Essin' Em on May 23rd, 2008
at 10:09 pm

I changed my mind! I’m allowed to change my mind!

:)

By: aag Identicon Icon aag on May 24th, 2008
at 10:06 am

Have you seen the Magic Wand Controller? It’s a speed control box that gives you “an infinite number of available speeds” instead of just the two that come with the hitachi. I just ordered one…and am waiting rather impatiently for its arrival.

By: Spring Identicon Icon Spring on May 24th, 2008
at 11:15 pm

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