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Me: I’m so glad I’m not a man.

Him: I’m kinda glad you’re not a man too.

Me: ‘Twould be an interesting friendship though, no? We wouldn’t be attracted to each other then, would we?

Him: Speak for yourself.

Me: So you’d go to bed with me if I were a man?

Him: Prolly not…I like gurlz.

Me: But see…it wouldn’t be sex, per se. It would be A Celebration of Our Friendship.

Him: Sure. We’d just be a couple guys hangin’ out. And I’d let you blow me occasionally.

Me: Just hangin’ out, strokin’ cock, slappin’ ass…

Him: Watchin the game, havin’ a beer…

Me: Oogling the cheerleaders…

Him: Ooooh yeahh.

Me: Yep, it wouldn’t be sex. ‘Cause I’m STRAIGHT.

Me: Everybody knows that.