We’ve got some really cool swag today.
The Linger from NobEssence has become my go-to sex toy these days. I wrote about it on Jane’s Guide (it’s listed as the Flip by some companies); since then, the Linger has earned a permanent place in my purse.
See, I’m not nearly as organized as some might like to believe. As much as I’d like it to be otherwise, I often lack the time to pack a neat little bag of sex toys, lube and condoms before I flounce off to a date. I’m pretty open about sex and other bodily functions around my little family, but even I won’t trot out a 12″ silicone dong in front of the kids. Or the sitter. Or the ex.
So it’s nice if I can have a sex toy that can stay in my purse at all times, just yearning for the moment when it is called upon to perform. I love the Linger for this purpose because it could conceivably be a keyring or a prettily carved art object. And it’s sturdy enough that I don’t have to worry about it getting damaged as it bounces around in my purse.
And does it work? Oh yes it does!
If you’d like the chance to win a Linger from NobEssence, just leave a comment below. I’ll randomly choose one winner after the contest ends on Monday, May 5th at 12:01 am. Entrants should leave a working email address with the comment (use the form; it’ll be visible only to me). The winner will need to provide a shipping address so the company can deliver the toy. They’ll choose the type of wood, but don’t worry. All the options are lovely.
Thanks NobEssence! You guys are amazing.
Now get your bad selves off to the comments!
Oh that looks lovely!
please or please may the random number generator gods favor my little sweetness with an opportunity sooooo grand.
I have a 1-year anniversary coming up soon – my love would be thrilled with this toy. (Well, we both would be!) :)
That’s really quite beautiful. It’s definitely out of the price range of ‘buy on my own things’, right now, sadly. It looks really amazing.
I’d also like to take this space to thank you for writing your blog – I really enjoy reading, about your sexual activities, as well as about everything else. You’re definitely not boring, as that one woman implied in the removed insert a bit ago.
I love a woman who keeps sex toy in her purse.
Scrumptious! Fingers crossed here.
What a beautiful version of our favorite type of toy.
Looks wonderful, and I’d love to experience it…
Thanks for the contest, (and the blog… love it!)
YAY new purse sized toy!
Surely I’ll win this one, right?
Dee
Am I lucky?
Yuuuuummmmmmmm…methinks a wooden toy would make a marvelous addition to my growing collection that is far too dominated by synthetic materials….
pick Me! Pick Me!!!! I want this!
Oh, I love that toy! I want the anal plug that they make, too. Can this toy be used that way? I want it!
Oh yes, pick me, pick me!! Pretty please?
So Gorgeous!
me please! :]
I’d like some wood. :D
I need a boyfriend replacement. This looks good!
pretty please?!
meeeeee! pick me!
i want to send it to one of my frnds :P
i bet she will be puzzled :D hihihihi
i hope she carries it in public or just puts it around in some public place
then i would drop by for a visit and show her how it is done :P
i can’t stop myself from laughing :D
that will be 2 girls having fun..errrmm for the first time :P
Yum. Want.
Oh yeah, gotta try to win the swag. :)
I would very much like that lovely little item.
this would make all my dreams come true =P
Goodness me, those are beautiful! Much lovelier than molded plastic.
Sounds like a great “first sex toy,” especially since during the summer I’ll be living with the fam..
xo
Miss S
Oooh, I’d like one please!
I’ve been kind of in the woodwork until now on this site. Love your blog to date.
But I’m not leaving a comment to suck up.
It would be an awesome gift for the gf. And a first for this kind of gift. Be nice to win one.
Thanks aag.
I wouldn’t say no to one of those.
I’m always interested in trying new sex toys! And wood sounds so *interesting*.
AWESOME! Sign me up, please. I’ll post pics and everything!
Wood sounds so lovely!!
Oooh– I would definitely love to try that out!
This would make an awesome gift for the GF. We’d both have fun making use of it.
BTW, I love your blog.
Well shoot I haven’t posted in a while. Two new full time jobs makes little time for commenting or looking for a replacement guy. Though I do try and catch up on your blog at least once a week. Pick me please.
HEY! I just noticed you have pussy pictures! Awesome! (not your pussy, I meant… Oh never mind…) Thank you for sharing!
Oh I want an exotic hard wood toy too!
Oh please!
Wood toys are so pretty!
Pick me! Pick me! Please!
I want wood!
Oooh Yes please, looks devine, looks fun
That is really so gorgeous. I want to feel that on my prostate and I know my wife would love it in her pussy.
oohhh. so pretty!
It really is just beautiful.
This should be fun!
Mmmn. Looks like something that could very soon replace my favourite anal beads. What a lovely toy. I wonder if they sell it in the U.K. Put me down for your comp although I suppose I’ll be ruled out because of the postage!
please!! pretty please!!
Sustainable! Multi-gender friendly! Multi-orifice friendly! Deniable! Beautiful!
I love the idea of having my own woody ;^) And that it’s something I don’t have to worry about hiding from the kids :-) Those are happy, happy things. And when mama is happy, everyone is happy.
I love your reviews. Any advice on best (most durable, strongest vibes, quietest) remote control wearable vibes?
I would LOVE to have this–I only have a couple of toys because of snoopy teenagers–but I’m sure I could pass this off as a backscratcher!!