AlwaysArousedGirl

3rd May, 2008

Wooden Swag from NobEssence

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We’ve got some really cool swag today.

The Linger from NobEssence has become my go-to sex toy these days. I wrote about it on Jane’s Guide (it’s listed as the Flip by some companies); since then, the Linger has earned a permanent place in my purse.

See, I’m not nearly as organized as some might like to believe. As much as I’d like it to be otherwise, I often lack the time to pack a neat little bag of sex toys, lube and condoms before I flounce off to a date. I’m pretty open about sex and other bodily functions around my little family, but even I won’t trot out a 12″ silicone dong in front of the kids. Or the sitter. Or the ex.

So it’s nice if I can have a sex toy that can stay in my purse at all times, just yearning for the moment when it is called upon to perform. I love the Linger for this purpose because it could conceivably be a keyring or a prettily carved art object. And it’s sturdy enough that I don’t have to worry about it getting damaged as it bounces around in my purse.

And does it work? Oh yes it does!

If you’d like the chance to win a Linger from NobEssence, just leave a comment below. I’ll randomly choose one winner after the contest ends on Monday, May 5th at 12:01 am. Entrants should leave a working email address with the comment (use the form; it’ll be visible only to me). The winner will need to provide a shipping address so the company can deliver the toy. They’ll choose the type of wood, but don’t worry. All the options are lovely.

Thanks NobEssence! You guys are amazing.

Now get your bad selves off to the comments!

Posted by: aag

Categories:

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Responses

I’ve been admiring their products for a while now, but they’re way out of my budget. This would be win-win! I get a new toy, and they potentially get a place in my long-term savings plan :)

By: Gretchen on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:08 am

I was just reading a review about this the other day. Sounds delightful!

By: Sakura Sarashi on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:24 am

I want the dirty bloops!

By: gregneedham on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:25 am

Wow, anytime you can be in the running for a free sex toy that is where you will find me. Your review made this seem like a must have!

By: Davi on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:26 am

Pick me! Pick me!

By: Sooner76065 on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:28 am

I’ve been meaning to expand my toy collection!

By: Naughty Girl on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:39 am

Count me in! I was looking for toys the other day and ran across your review. Mmm, sexy wood. Heh.

By: Sarah on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:39 am

Freaking GORGEOUS products. And, um, they look like they’d do the trick. :devil:

So, you know, pick me!

By: Emily on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:02 am

Me me me! Please?

By: eclipse on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:07 am

Oh my, those are GORGEOUS. I’d love to have one.

By: key on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:18 am

I’ve wanted one of these for a while, but they’re out of my price league. So desperate!

By: Patience on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:21 am

I need this! Just trust me: I need it.

By: Ali on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:22 am

Would love a shot at it!

Thanks AAG, have a great weekend!

By: SabineMoss on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:24 am

That’s one gorgeous looking toy. Yummy….I so badly need to try one of these!

By: Drama on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:30 am

I’ll throw my hat in the ring!

By: Rupert on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:38 am

Wood, huh? Even dildoes are going green!

By: Thursday's Child on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:47 am

Please, please, please!! I have been admiring their toys for a while, and would love to try this one out…I have such a passion for natural materials…plus I just love the fact that they use sustainably harvested wood. What could be sexier than being fucked with something so beautiful that’s also eco-friendly?!?

By: Tamara on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:51 am

*Neat*! The wooden bit does scare me, but their coating information helps… And Phthalates-free! cool!

By: Jason on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:20 am

I’ll take one; please!

By: YesPlease on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:29 am

I want it so badly I can’t think of anything to say.

By: Sera on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:29 am

the design is fascinating. I can’t help but think of devious things to use it for…

By: Sanfam on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:31 am

ooh! i’ve had my eye on pretty much anything from nobessence for a while now. i like my dildos to be works of art…or…to be more correct: my dildo. i only have one right now and its a stainless steel njoy. a beautiful wooden sculpture would be great too!

By: Amethyst on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:38 am

Oh cool! Count me in. It would be my first dildo and I’d like for it to be as au natural as I am.

By: Snowbunny on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:53 am

Oh Oh Oh, pick me!!!

By: Miss. Linds on May 3rd, 2008
at 3:14 am

random comment for swag. Cause I want swag. That’s some HAWT swag. SWAG SWAG SWAG.

By: Ang on May 3rd, 2008
at 3:21 am

Now that is a piece of art that deserves to be displayed on my nightstand.

By: StormWarden on May 3rd, 2008
at 4:37 am

PLEASE????????

By: (lia) on May 3rd, 2008
at 4:51 am

Oh, my. I read about those. I REALLY want one. Please? Pretty please?

By: Maiasaura on May 3rd, 2008
at 5:05 am

I’ve been curious to try one, I’ve noticed a lot of really beautiful wooden pieces out there lately.

By: alex on May 3rd, 2008
at 5:19 am

no hesitation .. the touch of wood really appeals. yes please!

By: bittersweet me on May 3rd, 2008
at 6:54 am

Want want want!

By: Danielle on May 3rd, 2008
at 9:34 am

Count me in please!

By: A. on May 3rd, 2008
at 10:29 am

It would be a lovely addition to my birthday sex-toys :D

By: Lustus Mihi on May 3rd, 2008
at 10:35 am

Ooooh, this would make a great gift for my new lover. Me please? ;)

By: Brian on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:08 am

so, so pretty!

By: nenasadije on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:12 am

Oh that is so fantastic looking!! Mmmm, it would be a fantastic addition. pretty pretty please!!!

By: Bad Bad Girl on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:32 am

It looks so pretty-but way out of my budget. So, pick me, pick me!

By: norby on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:49 am

what an interesting business idea. would love to try one out.

By: mee on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:03 pm

I have yet to try any toys…this looks fantastic…

By: bobbi on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:13 pm

I’m in!

By: looking_glassgirl on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:22 pm

~Tosses her hat into the ring~

By: Stephanie on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:24 pm

I just had to unlurk for this. That is beautiful. Oh so very beautiful.

And my boyfriend has been making not so subtle hints about having something more than my finger in his ass, so the timing is right too.

By: Châtelet on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:24 pm

Count me in. I would love to share this with my wife

By: Hassanchop on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:34 pm

I ordered a My Buddy w/all the fab attachments and it arrived this week. (BTW, thanks for the discount!) If I could add this wooden masterpiece to my collection, I may never leave the house!

By: Mountain Girl on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:46 pm

That just looks sexy.

By: sillygal01 on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:47 pm

I’ve been wanting to get it for awhile now but it’s over my budget.

Love the concept, look, and hoping the feel.

By: Alpine on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:51 pm

Yes, this could be my new best friend…

By: Queen on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:52 pm

pretty please?

By: may on May 3rd, 2008
at 12:58 pm

Sounds like fun! My fiance has been looking for an excuse to try something like this! ;)

By: Sarah on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:09 pm

Oh, I’d love to surprise my wife with one of those!

By: EDS on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:19 pm

Oh that looks lovely!

By: Sarah on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:50 pm

please or please may the random number generator gods favor my little sweetness with an opportunity sooooo grand.

By: JCnNowhereville on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:56 pm

I have a 1-year anniversary coming up soon - my love would be thrilled with this toy. (Well, we both would be!) :)

By: Brian on May 3rd, 2008
at 1:58 pm

That’s really quite beautiful. It’s definitely out of the price range of ‘buy on my own things’, right now, sadly. It looks really amazing.
I’d also like to take this space to thank you for writing your blog - I really enjoy reading, about your sexual activities, as well as about everything else. You’re definitely not boring, as that one woman implied in the removed insert a bit ago.

By: Tennyo on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:06 pm

I love a woman who keeps sex toy in her purse.

By: Trisha on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:13 pm

Scrumptious! Fingers crossed here.

By: Naomi on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:25 pm

What a beautiful version of our favorite type of toy.

Looks wonderful, and I’d love to experience it…

Thanks for the contest, (and the blog… love it!)

By: Nicchi on May 3rd, 2008
at 2:48 pm

YAY new purse sized toy!

By: Bethany on May 3rd, 2008
at 3:03 pm

Surely I’ll win this one, right?

Dee

By: Dee on May 3rd, 2008
at 3:34 pm

Am I lucky?

By: mill on May 3rd, 2008
at 4:02 pm

Yuuuuummmmmmmm…methinks a wooden toy would make a marvelous addition to my growing collection that is far too dominated by synthetic materials….

By: archdiva on May 3rd, 2008
at 4:08 pm

pick Me! Pick Me!!!! I want this!

By: Me on May 3rd, 2008
at 4:44 pm

Oh, I love that toy! I want the anal plug that they make, too. Can this toy be used that way? I want it!

By: anonymous on May 3rd, 2008
at 5:24 pm

Oh yes, pick me, pick me!! Pretty please?

By: The Winner on May 3rd, 2008
at 5:43 pm

So Gorgeous!

By: Jessica Rabbit on May 3rd, 2008
at 5:46 pm

me please! :]

By: SaS on May 3rd, 2008
at 6:25 pm

I’d like some wood. :D

By: Red on May 3rd, 2008
at 7:20 pm

I need a boyfriend replacement. This looks good!

By: Tess on May 3rd, 2008
at 7:23 pm

pretty please?!

By: Alexandra on May 3rd, 2008
at 8:13 pm

meeeeee! pick me!

By: Suzy on May 3rd, 2008
at 8:22 pm

i want to send it to one of my frnds :P
i bet she will be puzzled :D hihihihi
i hope she carries it in public or just puts it around in some public place
then i would drop by for a visit and show her how it is done :P
i can’t stop myself from laughing :D
that will be 2 girls having fun..errrmm for the first time :P

By: moi on May 3rd, 2008
at 8:44 pm

Yum. Want.

By: micala on May 3rd, 2008
at 8:54 pm

Oh yeah, gotta try to win the swag. :)

By: Renshi_D on May 3rd, 2008
at 9:18 pm

I would very much like that lovely little item.

By: deb on May 3rd, 2008
at 10:04 pm

this would make all my dreams come true =P

By: leanne on May 3rd, 2008
at 10:44 pm

Goodness me, those are beautiful! Much lovelier than molded plastic.

By: Natalie on May 3rd, 2008
at 10:56 pm

Sounds like a great “first sex toy,” especially since during the summer I’ll be living with the fam..

xo
Miss S

By: S on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:09 pm

Oooh, I’d like one please!

By: LS on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:13 pm

I’ve been kind of in the woodwork until now on this site. Love your blog to date.
But I’m not leaving a comment to suck up.

It would be an awesome gift for the gf. And a first for this kind of gift. Be nice to win one.

Thanks aag.

By: Suffie on May 3rd, 2008
at 11:45 pm

I wouldn’t say no to one of those.

By: Lydia on May 4th, 2008
at 12:02 am

I’m always interested in trying new sex toys! And wood sounds so *interesting*.

By: C on May 4th, 2008
at 12:24 am

AWESOME! Sign me up, please. I’ll post pics and everything!

By: Mia on May 4th, 2008
at 12:40 am

Wood sounds so lovely!!

By: Kathleen on May 4th, 2008
at 12:55 am

Oooh– I would definitely love to try that out!

By: Michelle on May 4th, 2008
at 1:11 am

This would make an awesome gift for the GF. We’d both have fun making use of it.

BTW, I love your blog.

By: SK on May 4th, 2008
at 1:43 am

Well shoot I haven’t posted in a while. Two new full time jobs makes little time for commenting or looking for a replacement guy. Though I do try and catch up on your blog at least once a week. Pick me please.

By: Jennifer on May 4th, 2008
at 2:02 am

HEY! I just noticed you have pussy pictures! Awesome! (not your pussy, I meant… Oh never mind…) Thank you for sharing!

Oh I want an exotic hard wood toy too!

By: ted on May 4th, 2008
at 2:04 am

Oh please!

By: Canary on May 4th, 2008
at 2:24 am

Wood toys are so pretty!

By: S on May 4th, 2008
at 3:20 am

Pick me! Pick me! Please!

By: single gal on May 4th, 2008
at 4:23 am

I want wood!

By: JamesJoyceYes on May 4th, 2008
at 4:59 am

Oooh Yes please, looks devine, looks fun

By: Steven on May 4th, 2008
at 6:11 am

That is really so gorgeous. I want to feel that on my prostate and I know my wife would love it in her pussy.

By: edwardotk on May 4th, 2008
at 7:46 am

oohhh. so pretty!

By: knottyscout on May 4th, 2008
at 12:53 pm

It really is just beautiful.

By: jenny on May 4th, 2008
at 2:51 pm

This should be fun!

By: ej1701e on May 4th, 2008
at 3:17 pm

Mmmn. Looks like something that could very soon replace my favourite anal beads. What a lovely toy. I wonder if they sell it in the U.K. Put me down for your comp although I suppose I’ll be ruled out because of the postage!

By: Suzanne Portnoy on May 4th, 2008
at 3:36 pm

please!! pretty please!!

By: Pia on May 4th, 2008
at 3:36 pm

Sustainable! Multi-gender friendly! Multi-orifice friendly! Deniable! Beautiful!

I love the idea of having my own woody ;^) And that it’s something I don’t have to worry about hiding from the kids :-) Those are happy, happy things. And when mama is happy, everyone is happy.

I love your reviews. Any advice on best (most durable, strongest vibes, quietest) remote control wearable vibes?

By: Phoenix on May 4th, 2008
at 3:48 pm