We’ve got some really cool swag today.

The Linger from NobEssence has become my go-to sex toy these days. I wrote about it on Jane’s Guide (it’s listed as the Flip by some companies); since then, the Linger has earned a permanent place in my purse.

See, I’m not nearly as organized as some might like to believe. As much as I’d like it to be otherwise, I often lack the time to pack a neat little bag of sex toys, lube and condoms before I flounce off to a date. I’m pretty open about sex and other bodily functions around my little family, but even I won’t trot out a 12″ silicone dong in front of the kids. Or the sitter. Or the ex.

So it’s nice if I can have a sex toy that can stay in my purse at all times, just yearning for the moment when it is called upon to perform. I love the Linger for this purpose because it could conceivably be a keyring or a prettily carved art object. And it’s sturdy enough that I don’t have to worry about it getting damaged as it bounces around in my purse.

And does it work? Oh yes it does!

If you’d like the chance to win a Linger from NobEssence, just leave a comment below. I’ll randomly choose one winner after the contest ends on Monday, May 5th at 12:01 am. Entrants should leave a working email address with the comment (use the form; it’ll be visible only to me). The winner will need to provide a shipping address so the company can deliver the toy. They’ll choose the type of wood, but don’t worry. All the options are lovely.

Thanks NobEssence! You guys are amazing.

Now get your bad selves off to the comments!

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113 Responses to “Wooden Swag from NobEssence”

  1. Ariane says:

    Oh, wow. Please? Pretty please? They’re all so pretty and lovely and I’m sure the orgasms would be amazing!

  2. Christina says:

    Sounds exactly like that I need…

  3. Bob says:

    Oooooh!

    Count me in on this one… lovely gift it would make :)

  4. Scintillio says:

    Definitely have to get in on this one… :)

    No if my luck can hold out here…
    (pick me… pick me… pick me…)

    LOL

  5. Me says:

    I’d like to give it a try!

  6. JAM says:

    would love to add this to my collection. i have a traveling toy bag. my toy’s are always within arms reach.

  7. Han says:

    throw this recently-single college gal a bloop!

  8. Oooooh. I love the site. I am going shopping.

  9. It’s my birfday! I write awesome smut! I deserve swag! :)

  10. ruby says:

    that sounds awesome

  11. Nan says:

    It’s a beautiful toy and puts the fun in functional. I’d love to win one.

  12. Freya says:

    I’ve been eying these for awhile…very hot!

  13. aag says:

    Thanks everyone!

    Comments are now closed.

    I’ll email the winner soon!

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